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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 540988 times)

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2325 on: October 11, 2020, 01:14:28 am »
Quote from: muldrake on October 10, 2020, 01:27:48 pm
"51 fat dwarves cured."

Fat dwarves are cured into bacon.
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2326 on: October 11, 2020, 01:36:03 am »
A counter for rain:
Quote from: Starver on October 10, 2020, 02:34:50 pm
something that goes "That's one raindrop... That's two raindrops. Three raindrops! Mwahaha!!!
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2327 on: October 11, 2020, 05:31:57 am »
Replace all dwarves with muppets.
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2328 on: October 11, 2020, 05:54:07 am »
Fraggles. Wait, some of them already are. (Though they should be Doozers.)
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2329 on: October 11, 2020, 06:38:02 am »
Implementations of MacGuffins; artefacts that are so important to the order of the world (of its well-being), that anybody in the generated world wants to possess them. Destruction or acquisation of said MacGuffins can have disastrous effects on the world.
Such powers and effects could include, but not limited to :
- A Time stopping goblet
- A Mind Manipulating crown
- A book that teaches the ultimate secrets of life and death
- Magic Swords stuck in stones that make you the king of some kingdom
- The body part of a god
- A summoning book of ancient forgotten powers
- A mask that makes anyone an overpowered vampire
- A ring
- A "fifth" Elephant
- A power to counter any other power
- A ridiculously sized dragon-slaying weapon
- A ridiculously sized dragon
- The "Hearth" of the world
- A giant mech meant to destroy said world after a conflict within a counsil
- A giant crystal that gives life
- A giant enemy spider
- A wheel of time
- A throne made of swords
- A sword made of thrones
- An almighty tree-hugging hippie
- The sole magic artefacts of the planet
- Something something a chosen one something something
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2330 on: October 11, 2020, 02:14:21 pm »
Every world has a npc that can act like a player in every other game. Whenever he would die, he can simply reload the last time he saved (Pray he saves often). Or when he is caught trying to steal one of your artifacts. He is completely spoiled regarding the position of every artifact and spends most of his time powerleveling by killing all megabeasts. Depending on his character he may also use cheats.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2331 on: October 11, 2020, 03:56:45 pm »
Quote from: Nordlicht on October 11, 2020, 02:14:21 pm
Every world has a npc that can act like a player in every other game. Whenever he would die, he can simply reload the last time he saved (Pray he saves often). Or when he is caught trying to steal one of your artifacts. He is completely spoiled regarding the position of every artifact and spends most of his time powerleveling by killing all megabeasts. Depending on his character he may also use cheats.

=D
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2332 on: October 11, 2020, 04:07:46 pm »
Quote from: Fikilili on October 11, 2020, 06:38:02 am
Implementations of MacGuffins; artefacts that are so important to the order of the world (of its well-being), that anybody in the generated world wants to possess them. Destruction or acquisation of said MacGuffins can have disastrous effects on the world.
Such powers and effects could include, but not limited to :
- A Time stopping goblet
- A Mind Manipulating crown
- A book that teaches the ultimate secrets of life and death
- Magic Swords stuck in stones that make you the king of some kingdom
- The body part of a god
- A summoning book of ancient forgotten powers
- A mask that makes anyone an overpowered vampire
- A ring
- A "fifth" Elephant
- A power to counter any other power
- A ridiculously sized dragon-slaying weapon
- A ridiculously sized dragon
- The "Hearth" of the world
- A giant mech meant to destroy said world after a conflict within a counsil
- A giant crystal that gives life
- A giant enemy spider
- A wheel of time
- A throne made of swords
- A sword made of thrones
- An almighty tree-hugging hippie
- The sole magic artefacts of the planet
- Something something a chosen one something something
-An arrow that allows anyone shot with it to controll a single ghostly wizard
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2333 on: October 11, 2020, 05:58:30 pm »
Quote from: Urist McUristUrist on October 11, 2020, 04:07:46 pm
-An arrow that allows anyone shot with it to controll a single ghostly wizard

((Menacing))
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2334 on: October 12, 2020, 12:30:11 am »
Quote from: Urist McUristUrist on October 11, 2020, 04:07:46 pm
-An arrow that allows anyone shot with it to controll a single ghostly wizard

A cat that makes whatever owner it picks omnipotent and immortal.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2335 on: October 12, 2020, 01:09:53 am »
Quote from: muldrake on October 12, 2020, 12:30:11 am
Quote from: Urist McUristUrist on October 11, 2020, 04:07:46 pm
-An arrow that allows anyone shot with it to controll a single ghostly wizard

A cat that makes whatever owner it picks omnipotent and immortal.
-A completely normal slice of bread that everyone thinks is an artifact that holds the universe together.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2336 on: October 12, 2020, 01:51:15 am »
The ham sandwich of life and death
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2337 on: October 12, 2020, 02:36:14 am »
THE BUCKET OF FATE!
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2338 on: October 12, 2020, 03:29:41 am »
Certain dwarves will write manga.
Dwarves will make anime from manga.
Some dwarves will consider any anime crafted to be a masterwork.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2339 on: October 12, 2020, 04:43:04 am »
The above, except, instead of "manga", "magma".
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