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[King Zultan]

You know what the game needs, more nobles to make the bureaucracy in the fort more complex and increase the amount of mandates.

[Eric Blank]

Dwarves literally ignore the players orders and build/dig whatever at random

[Bumber]

Your dwarves can leave for other video games if they get bored of DF.

[Starver]

In return, your fort occasionally gets visited by Pac-Man, a Grue, Leisure Suit Larry and a whole armada of Space Invaders. Often simultaneously.

[Fikilili]

Implementation of Dark Elves (or Drows) who despise trees and sculpt their castles onto mountains. The Elves would beg the dwarves to fight them to protect all friends of nature.

You can send armed "negotiators" to drow to force them to limit their excavation of rock and hunting of Underground wildlife. If you succeed, every dwarf in your fort will be amused (strong positive thought).

Drows are more likely to be at war with Goblin and Elven civilizations, and adore to bring some war trophies back. They may sell legendary war artifacts to dwarves, such as ;
"Ylrimir Nazolukir; The hatred of trees, an Elven Skull Artifact"
"This is a chalice made of elf bones, all craftdrowship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of wood and menaces with spikes of iron, on the item is an image of Hirimir Laliloe the Drow War Chieftain slaining an elf. The elf is crying, Hirimir Laliloe is laughing."

[Nordlicht]

In return, your fort occasionally gets visited by Pac-Man, a Grue, Leisure Suit Larry and a whole armada of Space Invaders. Often simultaneously.

I see Larry hitting on the space invaders, but ending up with the grue in bed, while pac-man vomits all the dots he collected watching this.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Elves should be able to hybridize with trees to create dryads.

[Eric Blank]

Elves hybridize with everything. Theyre the slutty dnd dragons of dwarf fortress.

This is canonically where all the animal people come from

[Nordlicht]

Slutty dnd dragons?

[muldrake]

"Blob" forgotten beasts split into two half sized blobs, when hit by any weapon. Those half sized blobs have the same characteristic.

This was unironically a Nethack exploit where you would engage in pudding farming because you could gain useful intrinsics (like resistances) by eating pudding-class monsters, so you'd just farm them by splitting them in half and eating the corpses until you gained all the intrinsics.

Elves hybridize with everything. Theyre the slutty dnd dragons of dwarf fortress.

This is canonically where all the animal people come from

So basically they're the Slaanesh of DF.

[King Zultan]

Slutty dnd dragons?

The best kind of DND dragons.

[Eric Blank]

There was an ongoing joke/meme regarding all the things dragons are said to have interbred with in dnd, implying dragons are huge perverts and will fuck anything.

[Maximum Spin]

Canonically, dragons are shapeshifters and can and will interbreed with anything.

[SixOfSpades]

Slutty dnd dragons?

The best kind of DND dragons.

What alignment are Slutty Dragons? Chaotic Promiscuous?

[Maximum Spin]

Slutty dnd dragons?

The best kind of DND dragons.

What alignment are Slutty Dragons? Chaotic Promiscuous?

As far as I can tell, only chromatic dragons are technically allowed to be Slutty Dragons, so they're actually always Good and some are even Lawful.