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Starver

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1785 on: June 23, 2020, 06:35:37 am »

Well, blood and broken teeth. The booze would be a personal choice - if jt wasn't itself the reason you were eating the cereal in the first place.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1786 on: June 23, 2020, 02:45:14 pm »

Each bee hive runs and requires its own fort management mini-game, complete with jobs, orders, random events, and resource management.
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« Reply #1787 on: June 24, 2020, 03:27:23 am »

Each bee hive runs and requires its own fort management mini-game, complete with jobs, orders, random events, and resource management.

And the bee baron mandates more birch bee beds while banning the bee broker from bartering bauxite bee bins.
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« Reply #1788 on: June 24, 2020, 04:13:48 am »

BEE FORTRESS, it's like Dwarf Fortress but smaller!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1789 on: June 24, 2020, 07:35:25 am »

And the Dancing activity is a job.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1790 on: June 24, 2020, 09:07:09 am »

BEE FORTRESS, it's like Dwarf Fortress but smaller!
The less skilled the beekeeper at the is, the more random disasters will take place, such as parasite infestations
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1791 on: June 24, 2020, 01:27:18 pm »

Bee fortresses can suffer from colony collapse disorder.
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« Reply #1792 on: June 24, 2020, 03:04:51 pm »

Each beehive will have thousands of bees and the player will ahve to control each of them to do anything, up to the precise step of their danse, and he will not be able to gave general orders to the hive.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1793 on: June 24, 2020, 06:04:22 pm »

Modders now need to create hexagonal tilesets for everything...
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1794 on: June 25, 2020, 01:59:37 pm »

Forgeries:

Once an artifact is made, dwarves all over the world will start making cheap replicas which are hard to distinguish from the originals. Museums will be filled with fake copies.
i actually really like that idea. the quality can span the range of qualities, at most, it's a perfect masterwork replica except for one single component. also some dwarves become obsessed with crafting replicas, and you can't melt/sell/destroy the fakes even if they're low quality without them tantrumming.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1795 on: June 25, 2020, 02:44:38 pm »

Bee fortresses can suffer from colony collapse disorder.

Dwarf fortresses can suffer from colony collapse disorder: Sometime after you choose a baron, random chance of every non-noble dwarf just up-and-leaving, a reverse migration wave.
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« Reply #1796 on: June 25, 2020, 05:38:57 pm »

some all dwarves become obsessed with crafting replicas, and you can't melt/sell/destroy the fakes even if they're low quality without them tantrumming.
FTFY
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« Reply #1797 on: June 25, 2020, 06:43:52 pm »

Artefact-quality replicas: So good, they devalue the original (or at least cause violent arguments between equal and opposing experts).
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« Reply #1798 on: June 25, 2020, 07:57:36 pm »

Bee fortresses can suffer from colony collapse disorder.

Dwarf fortresses can suffer from colony collapse disorder: Sometime after you choose a baron, random chance of every non-noble dwarf just up-and-leaving, a reverse migration wave.
Dwarves with CCD will go to other forts and bite fort members, thus transmitting the CCD to them.
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« Reply #1799 on: June 25, 2020, 08:44:42 pm »

CCD can transfer between dwarves and bees. Bees with CCD seek out dwarves, and vise-versa.
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A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?
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