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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 540602 times)

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1695 on: June 01, 2020, 07:21:27 pm »

Adamantine dissolves when exposed to moisture, including tears and sweat.
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« Reply #1696 on: June 01, 2020, 07:24:40 pm »

Adamantine dissolves when exposed to adamantine.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1697 on: June 01, 2020, 07:30:13 pm »

Dwarves dissolve when exposed to non-masterwork goods (including those without quality modifiers.)
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« Reply #1698 on: June 01, 2020, 07:32:52 pm »

When a dwarf creates an artifact, it immediately gets ravenously hungry and gobbles the artifact up. This makes the dwarf shinier.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1699 on: June 01, 2020, 07:41:01 pm »

Dwarves dissolve when exposed to wood.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1700 on: June 01, 2020, 07:44:59 pm »

When a dwarf creates an artifact, it immediately gets ravenously hungry and gobbles the artifact up. This makes the dwarf shinier.
Some time later, the dwarf creates a ☼stool☼. Possibly in a workshop, but usually in a random public area.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1701 on: June 01, 2020, 09:09:20 pm »

Farmers use artfact stool to fertilize field.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1702 on: June 02, 2020, 12:35:16 am »

Adamantine melts at room temperature.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1703 on: June 02, 2020, 04:01:38 am »

Dwarves can get addicted to adamantine fumes. Going into withdrawal causes the dwarf to turn into a slade statue that can't be deconstructed.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1704 on: June 02, 2020, 04:11:04 pm »

Dwarves who eat anything that isn't solid granite turn into rubbery dwarves who eventually explode in the most spectacular way possible.

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« Reply #1705 on: June 02, 2020, 05:21:40 pm »

Dwarves who eat anything that isn't solid granite adamantine turn into rubbery dwarves who eventually explode in the most spectacular way possible elves.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1706 on: June 02, 2020, 07:20:12 pm »

Elves which use featherwood arrows will send a dwarf flying into the air on a hit.

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« Reply #1707 on: June 02, 2020, 07:48:30 pm »

Elves which use featherwood arrows will send a dwarf flying into the air on a hit.
the elves who use feather wood arrows, as well as dwarves and anything else hit with feather wood arrows, will be targeted by birds and birdpeople to steal the feathers from said arrows
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« Reply #1708 on: June 02, 2020, 09:23:26 pm »

Elves which use featherwood arrows will send a dwarf flying into the air on a hit.
the elves who use feather wood arrows, as well as dwarves and anything else hit with feather wood arrows, will be targeted by birds and birdpeople to steal the feathers from said arrows
birds will be targeted by birds to steal the feathers from said birds
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« Reply #1709 on: June 03, 2020, 03:12:45 am »

Elves which use featherwood arrows will send a dwarf flying into the air on a hit.
the elves who use feather wood arrows, as well as dwarves and anything else hit with feather wood arrows, will be targeted by birds and birdpeople to steal the feathers from said arrows
birds will be targeted by birds to steal the feathers from said birds
We must stop this bird on bird crime, by having birds explode when they get close to each other.
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