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« Reply #1590 on: April 03, 2020, 05:17:32 pm »

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If you make this pyramid any bigger I will smite you with my meme magic.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1591 on: April 03, 2020, 07:18:28 pm »

I asked Toady to delete a quote pyramid topic I made before getting the message thst it lags The Who,e forum. It;s already locked, but I want it gone. And I think only Toady can do that
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« Reply #1592 on: April 03, 2020, 09:42:19 pm »

Deleting the contents of the posts shouldn't affect the forums negatively, only deleting the actual posts themselves causes that. So he can at least remove the posts if not the topic.
« Last Edit: April 03, 2020, 09:44:05 pm by Reelya »
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« Reply #1593 on: April 04, 2020, 08:14:21 am »

Deleting the contents of the posts shouldn't affect the forums negatively, only deleting the actual posts themselves causes that. So he can at least remove the posts if not the topic.
why would deleting a topic affect things negatively? Wouldn’t it free up space?
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« Reply #1594 on: April 04, 2020, 08:22:52 am »

Deleting the contents of the posts shouldn't affect the forums negatively, only deleting the actual posts themselves causes that. So he can at least remove the posts if not the topic.
why would deleting a topic affect things negatively? Wouldn’t it free up space?
Removing the topic isn't what breaks things its removing the posts that breaks things, removing posts is why quotes from some threads don't work right.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1595 on: April 04, 2020, 09:48:28 am »

Ok. So why would Toady lock a topic instead of just deleting it?
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« Reply #1596 on: April 04, 2020, 10:06:26 am »

Might be easier, I don't know.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1597 on: April 05, 2020, 05:19:02 pm »

A dwarf will die without a beard, but a beard can live without a dwarf.
someone had in their signature that 'dwarves are just alcohol powered parasitic beards that cling to small cave adapt humanoids'
can't remember who though
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1598 on: April 05, 2020, 05:29:46 pm »

A dwarf will die without a beard, but a beard can live without a dwarf.
someone had in their signature that 'dwarves are just alcohol powered parasitic beards that cling to small cave adapt humanoids'
can't remember who though
i saw that signature too. Too bad I don;t know. It isn’t and wasn’t me. So thst narrows it down by one, and then you so that’s two who it can’t be

Terrible Suggestion: Forgotten Vapors
You know those symptoms Forgotten Beasts give? Well now there are rooms full of vapors thst cause such symptoms, as well as completely new symptoms, such as turning muscles into bones, turning skin into neurons, turning eyes into hair, ect.
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« Reply #1599 on: April 06, 2020, 01:54:45 pm »

A dwarf will die without a beard, but a beard can live without a dwarf.
someone had in their signature that 'dwarves are just alcohol powered parasitic beards that cling to small cave adapt humanoids'
can't remember who though
i saw that signature too. Too bad I don;t know. It isn’t and wasn’t me. So thst narrows it down by one, and then you so that’s two who it can’t be

Terrible Suggestion: Forgotten Vapors
You know those symptoms Forgotten Beasts give? Well now there are rooms full of vapors thst cause such symptoms, as well as completely new symptoms, such as turning muscles into bones, turning skin into neurons, turning eyes into hair, ect.

Cursed places and items are a good idea, and Forgotten Places and Forgotten Items could be generated. Just imagine an entire fortress dying because the aquifer it used to get water was a Forgotten Place with syndroms causing massive necrosis after a lenghty time of latency.
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« Reply #1600 on: April 07, 2020, 02:29:34 am »

Dwarves fart forgotten vapors.
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« Reply #1601 on: April 07, 2020, 05:19:17 am »

Implement needs for wagons
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« Reply #1602 on: April 07, 2020, 05:33:49 am »

Once candy is discovered, Clowns can plot to open the Circus. Enlist a miner. The full shebang
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1603 on: April 07, 2020, 06:04:11 am »

Implement needs for wagons

Do you mean "dwarves have an emotional need for wagons", or "wagons have their own emotional needs"? The latter would be less impactful but more stupid, and therefore better.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1604 on: April 07, 2020, 06:41:33 am »

Implement needs for wagons

Do you mean "dwarves have an emotional need for wagons", or "wagons have their own emotional needs"? The latter would be less impactful but more stupid, and therefore better.
Dude, obviously it’s both
Wagons acquire emotions by being possessed by a restless spirit who died without any friends
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