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[xZippy]

Some dwarves stop what they're doing out of nowhere and can smell others' political standing.

[ChaosPotato]

All races except dwarves can have actual clowns (not HFS clowns), which will occasionally mutate into HFS clowns if angry.

[CABL]

Add cranky conspiracy theories and their followers. For example, your dwarves might start believing that the Sun is actually a dyed plump helmet, believe that elephant men are secretly ruling the world, or even sell homeopathy barrels of cow vomit that will cause infection heal your dwarves' wounds. Hell, if your medical staff is made of cranks, they'll use the said cow vomit themselves.

[King Zultan]

The elves are putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' frogs gay!

[Reelya]

The frogmen are putting chemicals in the forest that turn the friggin' elves straight!

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Many of the cow vomit users in your fort will also rant about how mainstream dwarven medicine gives their children autism.

[BigUglyWorm]

The elves are putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' frogs gay!

The dwarves are putting lava in the rivers that's making the friggin' frogs dead!

[Sanctume]

New workshop: Deep Fryer: (smelter or magma version), uses metal helmet instead of block.
New fried meal: Fried [food_item]: oil, water, flour + food_item.

[Egan_BW]

Any item can be deep fried, not just food.

[Strik3r]

Any item can be deep fried, not just food.

Any item can be deep fried

Any item

OH NO

NOT

AGAIN
(i'm so sorry, it was the first thing that came to mind as soon as i read "any item")

[King Zultan]

≡Deep Fried Pig tail shoe≡

I'm hungry just thinking about it.

[Criperum]

In order to purchase the game a player not only has to verify him/her age over 21 ('cause booze) but also submit a prescription from local mental hospital.

[ChaosPotato]

Some dwarves are allergic to plump helmets. If they eat plump helmets, they generate massive amounts of miasma and magma until they are hungry again.

[Azerty]

Some dwarves are allergic to plump helmets. If they eat plump helmets, they generate massive amounts of miasma and magma until they are hungry again.

Allergy might actually be a gooc mechanic.

[ChaosPotato]

Some dwarves are allergic to plump helmets. If they eat plump helmets, they generate massive amounts of miasma and magma until they are hungry again.

Allergy might actually be a gooc mechanic.

haha I made le quote :DDDDD

(dwarves can make LE QUOTE :DDDDDDD HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAHHA I HATE MY LIFE DDDDDDDD:)