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[King Zultan]

Add toilets but make them useless because shitting is impossible in this game.

You can do it. make a tool called "shit". Add lays_unusual_eggs to dwarves, and they lay "shits". Make a nestbox called "toilet". Tried it already: main problem is that they don't get off the toilet afterwards unless ordered, and will shit in any nest box.

So what happens if they sit on the toilet long enough, does the shit hatch evolve into a Shit man, or does the dwarf die of dehydration?

[Sanctume]

Make toilet sitting a purple social need.

[King Zultan]

When a dwarf sits on a toilet they shit out a shit man.

[Urist McUristUrist]

Anything a dwarf says is spelled in creatures near that dwarf.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Anything a dwarf says is spelled in creatures near that dwarf.

This can spell disaster for your fort if, say, a dwarf needs to spell something with a capital "D" or use an ampersand.

[Naturegirl1999]

Anything a dwarf says is spelled in creatures near that dwarf.

This can spell disaster for your fort if, say, a dwarf needs to spell something with a capital "D" or use an ampersand.

What creature would spawn with Disaster?
(I know what you mean but I am also asking what creatures would correspond to the characters)

[ChaosPotato]

Dwarves can shoot themselves with a coconut gun.

[BigUglyWorm]

Dwarves can shoot themselves with a coconut gun.

Does it fire in spurts?

[Naturegirl1999]

A coconut gun thst scatters would have to be huge. Coconuts are large pieces of ammunition. A coconut shotgun would look more like a cannon

[Sanctume]

chopping coconut trees will drop coconuts that can pulp heads.

[King Zultan]

Coconuts can be used to replace a dwarf's head.

[anewaname]

What about the potato guns? Ammo is crafted in the kitchen.

[Urist McUristUrist]

Anything a dwarf says is spelled in creatures near that dwarf.

This can spell disaster for your fort if, say, a dwarf needs to spell something with a capital "D" or use an ampersand.

What creature would spawn with Disaster?
(I know what you mean but I am also asking what creatures would correspond to the characters)

Cave Dragon, Fire Imp, Angelshark, Aadvark, Bark Scorpions Man, Common snapping turtle, Creeping Eye, Large Rat.
Assuming that it would pick the alphabetically nth creature for the nth letter (and go back to 1 if there are too few) and that the names at https://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Tilesets#Creatures are arranged in alphabetical order. I only used that rule for the s by the way.

[ChaosPotato]

Creeping eyes are now eusocial and also can kill dwarves by slapping them repeatedly.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Creeping eyes are now eusocial and also can kill dwarves by slapping them repeatedly.

I legitimately want this. Normally I say that as a joke in this thread but...seriously, I actually want to see this.