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[King Zultan]

What if we allow dwarves to build nuclear bombs from mechanisms, pitchblende, and drawbridges?

[Nordlicht]

What if we allow dwarves to build nuclear bombs from mechanisms, pitchblende, and drawbridges?

Why stop there? Give them the ability to modify the code itself. Destruction everywhere.

[King Zultan]

What if we allow dwarves to build nuclear bombs from mechanisms, pitchblende, and drawbridges?

Why stop there? Give them the ability to modify the code itself. Destruction everywhere.

It'd be like skynet but with magma.

[Iduno]

For once, this may not be the place for my ideas, but:

We still get immigrant waves like we do now (twice/half as many as you want, and they're 99% worthless). But, when you talk to the caravan leader, you can pay a fee (based on negotiation) to reduce/increase the number and/or pay to get people of useful trades/skill levels.

And obviously, if you disassemble the trade depot to steal everything, you get repaid with only dabbling soap carvers who are extra-nervous.

[Naturegirl1999]

I made a thread for non terrible suggestions

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=174706.msg8029235#msg8029235

[Five chickens]

Pornographic scrolls.  If your dorfs don't get them, they get depressed.

But if they do, they get... busy.

[MachoNacho]

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let dwarves do this

[Naturegirl1999]

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let dwarves do this and quote quote pyramids

[Egan_BW]

Cease.

[Naturegirl1999]

and desist

[LordBaal]

Careful! Those structures tends to invoke higher beings of unfathomable power that can expell us from this reality.

[MachoNacho]

Once magic is a thing, add an "expand dong" spell which adds a body part called "expanded dong" attached to the lower body. The only way to reverse this without severing the dong is by casting the "retract dong" spell. Both spells can only be performed by gorillas.

[MachoNacho]

Cease.

no

and desist

no

[Urist McUristUrist]

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let dwarves do this and quote quote pyramids

[Nahere]

No, seriously, doing that can mess up the forums for some people and summon the Toad's ire, don't do that.