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[PlumpHelmetMan]

"Daddy, mommy tells me we haven't been allowed to trade with the elves in centuries. Why?"
"Son, in order to answer that question I need only direct you to the 20-mile-radius crater in the Dwarven Mountains".

[Naturegirl1999]

I’m curious if someone could make a story about a human, goblin or kobold learning about the two types of living bombs that seem to be constantly at war with each other and having to search for a substance in the Abyss thst would protect the world from further explosions by encasing the two types of living bombs in a tomb of this substance. (The living bombs, of course being dwarves and elves)

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Thanks for the D&D campaign idea.

Though for obvious reasons dwarves and elves would probably have to be houseruled out as player races (or not, if you like game-ending !!FUN!!)

[Naturegirl1999]

I’m glad I helped with giving ideas.

[Urist McUristUrist]

Death is an actual character that can be talked to, harmed, killed etc. It's immune to heat and traps, but is considered a gnome and can therefore be harmed with gnomeblight.

[Naturegirl1999]

These are cool ideas, What are some tips for generating novel ideas?

[methylatedspirit]

Death is an actual character that can be talked to, harmed, killed etc. It's immune to heat and traps, but is considered a gnome and can therefore be harmed with gnomeblight.

What happens when you kill Death? Is it like the Sims, where dead bodies remain forever and never decompose?

[MachoNacho]

Death is an actual character that can be talked to, harmed, killed etc. It's immune to heat and traps, but is considered a gnome and can therefore be harmed with gnomeblight.

What happens when you kill Death? Is it like the Sims, where dead bodies remain forever and never decompose?

When you kill it, a random gnome is chosen to be the new Death.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

So Death comes not only to claim your souls, but also your unguarded booze? Damn.

[BigUglyWorm]

Dwarves are mortally terrified of elves, to the point of being unable to fight them or even trade with them.  The elves are personally offended by this.

[Naturegirl1999]

Dwarves are mortally terrified of elves, to the point of being unable to fight them or even trade with them.  The elves are personally offended by this.

What with dwarves and elves able to explode, I am not surprised by this

[Iduno]

My manager sometimes leaves meetings, or doesn't show up to them. This should be fixed by escalating all meetings to "no quarter" immediately.

[Naturegirl1999]

My manager sometimes leaves meetings, or doesn't show up to them. This should be fixed by escalating all meetings to "no quarter" immediately.

Would this not result in deaths?

[BigUglyWorm]

My manager sometimes leaves meetings, or doesn't show up to them. This should be fixed by escalating all meetings to "no quarter" immediately.

Would this not result in deaths?

Only if you do it right.

[Iduno]

My manager sometimes leaves meetings, or doesn't show up to them. This should be fixed by escalating all meetings to "no quarter" immediately.

Would this not result in deaths?

*Points to thread title*