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[MachoNacho]

Walking now causes dwarves to explode.

Due to dwarves becoming living bombshell, goblins are now the playable characters is Goblin Fortress. Goblins will place dwarves in the towns where they wish to invade, when the dwarves explode, the goblins take over

Dwarves now cause goblins to explode.

[Criperum]

Every time anyone even a vermin dies anywhere on the map the unskippable fatal blow animation is played

[Bumber]

Every time anyone even a vermin dies anywhere on the map the unskippable fatal blow animation is played

It's played three times, getting progressively slower, for dramatic effect.

[Naturegirl1999]

What if multiple creatures die simultaneously? Is there a delay?
Fa-fa-fa-tal-tal-tal-blow-blow-blow

[Egan_BW]

Every second, each dwarf has a 2% chance to explode. To balance this out, each empty tile on the map has a 1% chance to spontaneously generate a dwarf each second.

[Naturegirl1999]

Every second, each dwarf has a 2% chance to explode. To balance this out, each empty tile on the map has a 1% chance to spontaneously generate a dwarf each second.

Behold: Lag Fortress

[Urist McUristUrist]

Vermin should appear in killlists.

[Silverwing235]

Vermin should appear in killlists.

Uh, spacing?

[Naturegirl1999]

Vermin should appear in killlists.

Uh, spacing?

Therearenospacesatallinthegame.Everythingisunspacedsoyouhavetopayverycloseattentiontowhatthewordsaresayingandwhatistheendandbeginningofnewwords.Atleastpunctuationsarestillathingthoughtheycanberemovedtomakethissuggestionevenmoreterrible

[MachoNacho]

Elves cause dwarves to explode.
Also, dwarves cause elves to explode.

[Naturegirl1999]

Every explosion creates a crater 10 by 10 by 10 squares

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Elves cause dwarves to explode.
Also, dwarves cause elves to explode.

Wow, that'll make wars between the two a lot more interesting. Talk about mutually-assured destruction.

[Naturegirl1999]

And the humans, goblins, and animal people watch as the lands turn into large craters

[scourge728]

and kobolds

[Naturegirl1999]

Yes, them too, I thought most of them lived underground in caves