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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 540587 times)

SixOfSpades

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1020 on: October 17, 2019, 10:18:44 am »
To ensure backwards compatibility and the "old-school" look & feel of the game, Dwarf Fortress will emulate the CGA graphics popular in the 80s: A palette of FOUR colors (black, white, cyan, & magenta) and a maximum screen resolution of 320 x 200 pixels.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1021 on: October 17, 2019, 06:58:46 pm »
I...I'd play that. I love CGA.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1022 on: October 17, 2019, 07:05:19 pm »
The opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the äÄäÄäÄäÄäÄä of food.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1023 on: October 17, 2019, 09:46:32 pm »
Elf flesh is now magma-safe.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1024 on: October 17, 2019, 11:38:16 pm »
An ultra-nightmare-hardcore setting for the masochists roguelike purists, where if you die in the game, you die for real.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1025 on: October 18, 2019, 01:48:17 pm »
Quote from: MachoNacho on October 17, 2019, 07:05:19 pm
The opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the äÄäÄäÄäÄäÄä of food.

soylent green?
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Dawnthunder: It menaces with spikes of tetanus
Quote from: MottledPetrel on May 20, 2018, 07:43:24 pm
After the fire had burned down all of the wooden next boxes on the surface, Mottled Petrel was reluctant to replace them with more wooden nest boxes. Instead, he placed the remaining store of wooden nest boxes in the dormitory for any aspiring koopa mothers.

The nest boxes were immediately overrun by helmet snakes.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1026 on: October 18, 2019, 08:39:10 pm »
Re-introduce the "Dug too deep" mechanic that unavoidably kills a fort, but with any and all ores.
(Other version, making the game even more unplayable: With any and all Diggable tiles, and trees for good measure)
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1027 on: October 18, 2019, 09:02:42 pm »
What is Dug too deep?
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Kyubee

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1028 on: October 18, 2019, 09:09:51 pm »
Elves now replace their bones with Titan bones.. Stone and Metal Titan bones.

Skin too for good measure.
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The litten is wandering around the dump now, occasionally exploding.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1029 on: October 18, 2019, 09:54:24 pm »
Quote from: Naturegirl1999 on October 18, 2019, 09:02:42 pm
What is Dug too deep?
it was an old event where breaching hell triggered an automatic game over screen
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1030 on: October 18, 2019, 10:00:13 pm »
Quote from: Naturegirl1999 on October 18, 2019, 09:02:42 pm
What is Dug too deep?
A fail-state from the 0.23 version of DF where your fortress just dies outright with a random chance the more "cotton candy" you mine
Spoiler: link to wiki page (Spoiler cause a few details {mostly names} are still accurate in modern DF) (click to show/hide)
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1031 on: October 18, 2019, 10:05:59 pm »
Quote from: nezclaw on October 18, 2019, 01:48:17 pm
Quote from: MachoNacho on October 17, 2019, 07:05:19 pm
The opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the äÄäÄäÄäÄäÄä of food.

soylent green?
soylent COMIC SAAAAAANS purple
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1032 on: October 18, 2019, 10:39:47 pm »
Cats giving birth have a 10% chance of giving birth to armed goblins instead of kittens.

Dogs giving birth have a 10% chance of giving birth to clowns instead of puppies.

Dwarves giving birth have a 10% chance of giving birth to elves.

Elves giving birth have a 100% chance of giving birth to elves, but the average yield is doubled.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1033 on: October 19, 2019, 01:03:26 am »
Quote from: MachoNacho on October 18, 2019, 10:05:59 pm
Quote from: nezclaw on October 18, 2019, 01:48:17 pm
Quote from: MachoNacho on October 17, 2019, 07:05:19 pm
The opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of the äÄäÄäÄäÄäÄä of food.

soylent green?
soylent COMIC SAAAAAANS purple
that's about what i figured
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Dawnthunder: It menaces with spikes of tetanus
Quote from: MottledPetrel on May 20, 2018, 07:43:24 pm
After the fire had burned down all of the wooden next boxes on the surface, Mottled Petrel was reluctant to replace them with more wooden nest boxes. Instead, he placed the remaining store of wooden nest boxes in the dormitory for any aspiring koopa mothers.

The nest boxes were immediately overrun by helmet snakes.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #1034 on: October 19, 2019, 05:01:41 am »
Elfism is now contagious; elf spit, blood, and tears carry a transformative syndrome that makes you an elf.
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Quote from: Enemy post on February 07, 2017, 06:46:58 pm
The litten is wandering around the dump now, occasionally exploding.
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