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[BigUglyWorm]

Dwarves feel so much distress upon seeing corpses that they become functional pacifists.  Marvel at their empathy as your militia mills about uselessly for days on end! Note: this does not extend to other dwarves.

[Atarlost]

Elves count saplings removed by constructions or killed by dwarf or domesticated animal traffic against their trees felled cap.

[nezclaw]

Random meteors will fall on the surface each month, each one with minerals not found anywhere on the planet, as such they cannot be mined

the impact will cause cave ins deep underground

[Naturegirl1999]

Random meteors will fall on the surface each month, each one with minerals not found anywhere on the planet, as such they cannot be mined

the impact will cause cave ins deep underground

Sometimes the meteorites will spawn alien creatures that will eat rocks, minerals, and gems

[MachoNacho]

Add pizza but your dwarves can't make it and if a human diplomat orders pizza from your civ the humans will declare war on your civ permanently due to lack of pizza.

[Azerty]

Dwarves are now a hive-mind. All dwarves in a civ have the same skills, personality, thoughts, etc.
If one goes insane, they all go insane.

It could actually be a good way to manage creatures such as antmen and beemen.

[Naturegirl1999]

Dwarves are now a hive-mind. All dwarves in a civ have the same skills, personality, thoughts, etc.
If one goes insane, they all go insane.

It could actually be a good way to manage creatures such as antmen and beemen.

Yes they already have a colony, I'm suprised they aren't a hivemind.

[Urist McUristUrist]

Any non-magma-safe materiał that touches a magma man evaporates. Any non-fire-safe materiał that ends up close to one evaporates too.

[BigUglyWorm]

New biome type: infernal.  Essentially a desert, but it features trees made of charcoal with leaves made of flame, and it occasionally rains magma mist.

[Bumber]

Creepers spawn in dark areas (everywhere underground) and explode your dwarves, leaving behind large spherical holes and causing cave-ins.

[Naturegirl1999]

New biome type: infernal.  Essentially a desert, but it features trees made of charcoal with leaves made of flame, and it occasionally rains magma mist.

These spawn near demon towers/entrances to Hell

[nezclaw]

unless maintained at yet another workshop workshops will degrade in efficiency and quality particularly if left unattended

[King Zultan]

New biome type: infernal.  Essentially a desert, but it features trees made of charcoal with leaves made of flame, and it occasionally rains magma mist.

These spawn EVERYWHERE.

FTFY

[Player111444]

Evil surrounding biomes will now will possess all your furniture and items that are left the ground in your fortress, poltergeist style.

Worst than corpses coming back to life and hands trying to kill ya.

Any dropped or freshly made weapons or toys from a blacksmith like toy hammers or shortswords have a chance to become possessed , and then float around killing any dwarf or living thing in sight.

And Chairs and tables will also start to walk by themselves and keep ramming your dorfs until they turn into bloody pulps.

Also Doors, you can never lock doors anymore and they will always kept open and unlocked for invaders or other undead creatures, and dwarves standing on the doors have a chance to become decapitated because a evil possessed door that you made has slammed very hard that it knocked urist back to his room and turned into bloody gibs...

[MachoNacho]

Add the opposite of pants.