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[MachoNacho]

Add a token that gives creatures a spleen stat. It gradually increases and if it gets to max, your spleen explodes and you die. It can be decreased by eating cheese or stabbing yourself in the spleen.

[Naturegirl1999]

Add a token that gives creatures a spleen stat. It gradually increases and if it gets to max, your spleen explodes and you die. It can be decreased by eating cheese or stabbing yourself in the spleen.

You're thinking of the Appendix

[MachoNacho]

Add a token that gives creatures a spleen stat. It gradually increases and if it gets to max, your spleen explodes and you die. It can be decreased by eating cheese or stabbing yourself in the spleen.

You're thinking of the Appendix

But what if it was both?

[Naturegirl1999]

Add a token that gives creatures a spleen stat. It gradually increases and if it gets to max, your spleen explodes and you die. It can be decreased by eating cheese or stabbing yourself in the spleen.

You're thinking of the Appendix

But what if it was both?

Ah, double the stabbing, double the cheese

[MachoNacho]

Add a token that gives creatures a spleen stat. It gradually increases and if it gets to max, your spleen explodes and you die. It can be decreased by eating cheese or stabbing yourself in the spleen.

You're thinking of the Appendix

But what if it was both?

Ah, double the stabbing, double the cheese

To make things worse, YOUR spleen explodes. Not the creature's spleen, but YOUR spleen.

[Naturegirl1999]

Add a token that gives creatures a spleen stat. It gradually increases and if it gets to max, your spleen explodes and you die. It can be decreased by eating cheese or stabbing yourself in the spleen.

You're thinking of the Appendix

But what if it was both?

Ah, double the stabbing, double the cheese

To make things worse, YOUR spleen explodes. Not the creature's spleen, but YOUR spleen.

For this to work, a computer-brain interface is needed

[Bumber]

A multiplayer spleen-hunter mode where you compete against other players by stealing their cheese and knives so their spleens explode before yours.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

And we're still going off the "your spleen explodes in real life" idea, so for the above to work DF would have to connect directly to some online store where you can purchase both cheese and knives in massive quantities.

[nezclaw]

Add a token that gives creatures a spleen stat. It gradually increases and if it gets to max, your spleen explodes and you die. It can be decreased by eating cheese or stabbing yourself in the spleen.

You're thinking of the Appendix

But what if it was both?

Ah, double the stabbing, double the cheese

To make things worse, YOUR spleen explodes. Not the creature's spleen, but YOUR spleen.

For this to work, a computer-brain interface is needed

why cheese?

[Imic]

Cheese is the sustenance-liquid of the Gods. I know of no other sustenance-liquid which could possibly have an affect on one’s spleen like Cheese, and I know for at least a fact that at least one other creature in existance agrees with me.

[BigUglyWorm]

Food has accurate nutritive qualities.  Now, if you attempt to sustain your fort on cheese stew or tallow roasts, your dwarves will become malnourished and morbidly obese; varied, nutritious meals with a balance of fruits, vegetables, meats, and grains are a must.  However, you still cannot actually choose what your chef's cook into meals.

[Lunardog15]

Food has accurate nutritive qualities.  Now, if you attempt to sustain your fort on cheese stew or tallow roasts, your dwarves will become malnourished and morbidly obese; varied, nutritious meals with a balance of fruits, vegetables, meats, and grains are a must.  However, you still cannot actually choose what your chef's cook into meals.

what if you could make the menu but the cook randomly chooses 

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Dwarven fast food. Once you have a fast food kitchen in your fortress, dwarves will begin to eat it at the expense of anything else and grow obese and lethargic, and over time it will cause their maximum lifespan to gradually decrease.

[MachoNacho]

Food has accurate nutritive qualities.  Now, if you attempt to sustain your fort on cheese stew or tallow roasts, your dwarves will become malnourished and morbidly obese; varied, nutritious meals with a balance of fruits, vegetables, meats, and grains are a must.  However, you still cannot actually choose what your chef's cook into meals.

what if you could make the menu but the cook randomly chooses

This is the terrible suggestions thread.

[Urist McUristUrist]

A new extract - elfblight.
Can be extracted from plump helmets.
Makes elves rot and sets them on fire when they step in it.