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[Criperum]

Eye tracker support

[Naturegirl1999]

Eye tracker support

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[Bumber]

Using windmills in your forts can give your dwarves wind turbine syndrome, leading to cancer, death, and birth defects.

[nezclaw]

Dwarf Fortress is combined with Kerbal Space Program. There's no time warp. All the other planets are procedurally generated much like the initial world, and you have to craft the materials for spacecraft engines yourself.

[Naturegirl1999]

Dwarf Fortress is combined with Kerbal Space Program. There's no time warp. All the other planets are procedurally generated much like the initial world, and you have to craft the materials for spacecraft engines yourself.

This actually sounds like a cool idea

[Kyubee]

Cotton Candy now comes in a variant for each race. not every variant is garunteed to spawn in a world. Races with access to their Cotton Candy will use it throughout worldgen

[Criperum]

Eye tracker support

Can you describe what you mean by this?

Like Tobii eye tracker

[Naturegirl1999]

Eye tracker support

Can you describe what you mean by this?

Like Tobii eye tracker

This would be cool

[SixOfSpades]

Mothers using their infants as shields is too unimpressive and passe. Babies should be able to be loaded into crossbows and fired as ammo.


Electricity should be implemented, but only in one specific way--electronic cigarettes. Any idle dwarf with the Bone Carver labor enabled may randomly go to a Craftsdwarf's Workshop and produce a bone vape, the construction of which trains the Alchemist skill. Using the vape burns distilled alcohol (no beer or wine), creates a dense cloud of smoke, and tempts viewers to try the act themselves. One year after the creation of the first vape (and annually thereafter), all smokers in the fort will gather and hold a competition--the winner is acclaimed the "Vape Lord", which becomes an unappointed noble: the reigning vape lord (cannot be the same winner as the incumbent, except by default) is entitled to a Lavish Bedroom and two demands.


High-ranking goblins should wear leather BDSM fetish gear, preferably studded with metal. Face masks, strap-on dildos, whips, etc.

[King Zultan]

Electricity should be implemented, but only in one specific way--electronic cigarettes. Any idle dwarf with the Bone Carver labor enabled may randomly go to a Craftsdwarf's Workshop and produce a bone vape, the construction of which trains the Alchemist skill. Using the vape burns distilled alcohol (no beer or wine), creates a dense cloud of smoke, and tempts viewers to try the act themselves. One year after the creation of the first vape (and annually thereafter), all smokers in the fort will gather and hold a competition--the winner is acclaimed the "Vape Lord", which becomes an unappointed noble: the reigning vape lord (cannot be the same winner as the incumbent, except by default) is entitled to a Lavish Bedroom and two demands.

The annual gathering of vape enthusiasts should be called Vapecon.

[Steedat]

If any of your starting seven have poor memory/focus, they will 'forget to load random embark items onto the wagon. Bought an extra anvil, just in case? Oops! Urist McScatterbrain left them both at the Mountainhome.

Dwarves with low endurance (or poor spatial sense) show up at the embark site 1-2 weeks after the rest of the group; they either can't walk that fast, or get lost along the way.

[UristMcVampire]

Actual clowns.

[Naturegirl1999]

If any of your starting seven have poor memory/focus, they will 'forget to load random embark items onto the wagon. Bought an extra anvil, just in case? Oops! Urist McScatterbrain left them both at the Mountainhome.

Dwarves with low endurance (or poor spatial sense) show up at the embark site 1-2 weeks after the rest of the group; they either can't walk that fast, or get lost along the way.

This plus clowns would be cool. I wonder if Toady looks at these?

[Criperum]

A version of regular storyteller. Stand-up comediant. And the humor skill

[delphonso]

Dwarves, of course, only like shock comics who cause some bad thoughts to some groups.