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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 523347 times)

compsognathus

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #90 on: December 22, 2018, 06:08:33 pm »

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« Reply #91 on: December 23, 2018, 11:15:26 pm »

What this game really needs is better user accessibility. Toady should stop writing it in C and redo it within an Excel spreadsheet, complete with graphical display. FPS will take a hit, but you'll be able to edit the code in-game between iterations. What's not to love?
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« Reply #92 on: December 24, 2018, 12:41:40 am »

PTW
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #93 on: December 24, 2018, 12:48:15 am »

When your fort hits 50-year mark, moss should start growing on exposed stone block constructions.

I will say no more  8)

Moss already seems to start growing on marble furniture after some time.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #94 on: December 24, 2018, 08:47:05 am »

Implement socialism/communism.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #95 on: December 24, 2018, 08:59:41 am »

Implement socialism/communism.

lol! ok you joked about it but theocratic socialism existed 5,000 years ago among the Sumerians.
All deliver everything to the temple and it distributed to all in equal parts.
This features could really be added to diversify human civilizations.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #96 on: December 25, 2018, 12:24:00 am »

After each adventurer dies or is retired an epic D&D 3.5e campaign is generated for every action they took till death including breathing.
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« Reply #97 on: December 25, 2018, 02:24:08 am »

Unarmed should get a buff that lets you wrestle literally anything.  Piledrive a rock into gravel.  Joint lock the limbs off a tree.  Put a wooden chest in a sleeper hold.  Choke slam a barrel into the dirt.
 Suplex an entire mead hall.  Who needs pickaxes when you have a dedicated team of wrestlers who really hate rocks?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #98 on: December 25, 2018, 06:22:51 am »

Isn't every player-owned Dorf Fortress communist, though? Even if barter value exists, there's no money, and if the player prints money, it serves little to no purpose. And aside from the nobles ruling party, every dwarven bedroom is the same, every dwarf eats at the same dining room without paying anything, every job is assigned according to the current needs, and the means of production are controlled by the local government.

TL;DR: Dwarf Fortress is a game about (working) communist theory.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #99 on: December 25, 2018, 06:27:04 am »

We'll be getting various forms of corruption pretty soon, so I guess it'll also be a game about communism-in-practice. :D
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« Reply #100 on: December 25, 2018, 06:34:17 am »

Communist fortress, is best fortress.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #101 on: December 25, 2018, 07:03:01 am »

Dwarfs = Communism
Elves = Anarcho-primitivism
Goblins = Fascism*
Humans = Monarchism

*If you're willing to ignore that they're willing to kidnap and integrate other races' children, and not just tear them to pieces.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #102 on: December 25, 2018, 07:30:58 am »

We'll be getting various forms of corruption pretty soon, so I guess it'll also be a game about communism-in-practice. :D

ok, the whole real world is communist!!    :)
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #103 on: December 25, 2018, 07:44:48 am »

Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everybody gets them.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #104 on: December 25, 2018, 11:45:00 am »

Dwarfs = Communism
It goes a long way toward explaining Marx's huge, glorious beard...
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