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[Naturegirl1999]

Introduce marijuana, derived from existing hemp plants.  Dwarves who use it experience a drop in stress and are far less likely to start fights, but will also devour mass amounts of food and booze until they come down off their high.  There's also a small chance they'll have a bad trip, resulting in a huge burst of stress.

This sounds like a good idea

[UristMcVampire]

The exact opposite of food.

Anti food: when ingested, makes them more hungry. Anti feces slow down plantgrowth when used as fertilizer

Anti diarrhea: It somehow gives dwarves explosive diarrhea. Literally. They just explode into a cloud of magma mist and miasma.

Anti miasma caused by the explosions smells like the best thing ever, since it’s the opposite of miasma. This causes dwarves and other creatures to be starved or dehydrated to death by standing in and smelling the stuff while forgetting about their survival needs

Anti magma mist: It's dangerously cold and will turn dwarves into *ice statue of a dwarf*.

[xZippy]

Dwarves should quote YTP's.

[Criperum]

I hope all those anti things will be in magic release

[Naturegirl1999]

Dwarves should quote YTP's.

What’s ytps?

[LordBaal]

Dwarves should quote YTP's.

What’s ytps?

All of them, at the same time.

[BigUglyWorm]

Dwarves should quote YTP's.

"Mah boi, this peace is what All true warriors strive FOR!"
"I just wonder what the Goblins are up to!"

"Sure was nice of da dwarves to invite us over for a siege, eh, Udoz?"
"I Hope they made Lotsa BABIES!"

[xZippy]

Dwarves just stop doing whatever they're doing at random times to just think about Bruce Willis. Dwarves might actually starve to death doing this.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

There should be some magical equivalent of the internet (maybe a crystal-ball-esque device of some kind), which once your dwarves get a hold of it will gradually keep them from work as they spend more of their time arguing with the other civs on social media and watching cute animal videos. The most obsessive dwarves will eventually become engrossed enough to deprive themselves of sleep and food.

*Urist cancels Mine: interrupted by video of fluffy wambler sneezing*

[UristMcVampire]

Dwarves can eat magma but they will get explosive diarrhea.

[xZippy]

Dwarves, humans and even elves quote Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff during non-full moons.

"today i put.............JELLY on this hot carp"

[Craftsdwarf boi]

*Incomprehensible vocalizations*

[BigUglyWorm]

Dwarves can eat magma but they will get explosive diarrhea.

Literally explosive.  It's a quick, efficient way to dig through large volumes of waste rock, and an excellent use of any unskilled peasants or persnickety nobles you have milling about.

[Bumber]

Dwarves should quote YTP's.

"Mah boi, this peace is what All true warriors strive FOR!"
"I just wonder what the Goblins are up to!"

"Sure was nice of da dwarves to invite us over for a siege, eh, Udoz?"
"I Hope they made Lotsa BABIES!"

"That's a stone, Urist. You didn't make it."

[SixOfSpades]

Dwarves should be able to mine . . . for dwarves. Just dig them out, and they get to work.

Some professions occur as layer dwarves--Planters are sedimentary, Furnace Operators & Wood Burners are igneous (intrusive and extrusive, respectively), and Pressers are metamorphic. Gem Cutters & Gem Setters occur frequently in small clusters, and your embark may have one or more types of Blacksmith, Armorsmith, Weaponsmith, and/or Metalcrafter available, appearing in veins.

You have selected an embark with an aquifer. You may be flooded with Fisherdwarves. Continue anyway [Y/N]?

You have struck Strand Extractor! Praise the miners!