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[King Zultan]

Toady should change the game to where it's so complex that it needs four thousand page book just to understand the basics of the game.

[jecowa]

Split it up into four-thousand one-page books.

[Naturegirl1999]

Split it up into four-thousand one-page books.

The covers of which should each be made of a different mineral

[anewaname]

...and each page should be hand written by a different dwarf, with varied quality of handwriting and occasional misspellings, so some pages and words are hardly legible, a bit sloppy, and have ink spills and scratched out words.

[A_Curious_Cat]

One random temple in each world should have a pair of sacred tomes that details the struggles of a hippopotamus, a human wrestler, and a reanimated skeleton, who live in a fantastical world with faeries, fairies, and unicorns, while they battle a race of evil sapient male horses, while, all the while, a man with a mustache serves as comic relief.

[Naturegirl1999]

One random temple in each world should have a pair of sacred tomes that details the struggles of a hippopotamus, a human wrestler, and a reanimated skeleton, who live in a fantastical world with faeries, fairies, and unicorns, while they battle a race of evil sapient male horses, while, all the while, a man with a mustache serves as comic relief.

I feel like this is referencing something, but don’t know what the reference is

[brewer bob]

One random temple in each world should have a pair of sacred tomes that details the struggles of a hippopotamus, a human wrestler, and a reanimated skeleton, who live in a fantastical world with faeries, fairies, and unicorns, while they battle a race of evil sapient male horses, while, all the while, a man with a mustache serves as comic relief.

I feel like this is referencing something, but don’t know what the reference is

Thus it was written:

Book I, Book II

[King Zultan]

Gaze upon our holy books and tremble before their greatness!

I think toady should honor them by rewriting the game to reflect the events and peoples within them.

[Eric Blank]

Toady already removed all the fowl language we use, unfortunately.

[A_Curious_Cat]

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[Naturegirl1999]

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been watching lots of Spamton videos recently so I read this in his voice

Every time something is in [Brackets] be it in game or the DF folders, Spamton G. Spamton will say what’s written. He will read every piece of text until your computer is shut down

[A_Curious_Cat]

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[amade]

New noble mandate: The monarch can impose tariffs on imported goods.