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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 577824 times)

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6540 on: February 22, 2025, 11:18:59 am »

Primordial remnants associated with the sphere of writing can be called "elder scrolls".
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6541 on: February 22, 2025, 06:26:16 pm »

Dwarves should be able to get medical-related strange moods, grabbing a random other dwarf to perform a surgery on regardless of the victim's health. This turns the victim into a necromantic experiment and has a rather high chance of making them immediately hostile due to being medically experimented on unwillingly.

This in fact is a good suggestion. A Doctor Frankenstein in my fort would be awesome.
And maybe some dwarf could in fact be happy with extra arms, who knows..
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6542 on: February 22, 2025, 06:28:34 pm »

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As what I think is an actually good suggestion branching off of this: artifact-level magical prosthetics whenever that system is in place, a dwarf with a strange mood sometimes operating on another missing a limb and giving them a new one of the highest quality
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6543 on: February 23, 2025, 12:22:01 am »

Primordial remnants associated with the sphere of writing can be called "elder scrolls".

Fortress mode will usually be unplayable in worlds that have these "elder scrolls", because the dwarves will have used them to ascend to a higher state of being before worldgen completes.
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« Reply #6544 on: February 23, 2025, 09:16:24 pm »

Sieges should consist of the player’s forces and the enemy’s forces taking alternating turns in which they move catapults back and forth on a side-scrolling procedurally-generated terrain, while trying to aim at and destroy the enemy catapult.
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« Reply #6545 on: February 25, 2025, 04:14:19 am »

Change the games rating to E and remove all violence and turn the game into a colony builder where nothing bad ever happens and no one ever dies.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6546 on: February 25, 2025, 05:18:14 pm »

Change the games rating to E and remove all violence and turn the game into a colony builder where nothing bad ever happens and no one ever dies.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6547 on: February 25, 2025, 05:30:31 pm »

When you change the “Death and Violence” slider, it should change the setting for everyone playing the game (in addition to changing the game’s rating, of course).
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6548 on: February 26, 2025, 09:08:13 pm »

In order to prevent kobolds from prematurely stealing temple quest artifacts, remove remnants and dungeon guardians.

(Sorry, Putnam, I know today has been overwhelming. I hope you don't mind a little humor about day 1 bugs.)
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6549 on: February 27, 2025, 06:13:13 pm »

In order to prevent kobolds from prematurely stealing temple quest artifacts, remove remnants and dungeon guardians.

(Sorry, Putnam, I know today has been overwhelming. I hope you don't mind a little humor about day 1 bugs.)

Or alternatively, jack up dungeon security to keep the kobolds out. Have every single tile of every level of the dungeon occupied by a hazard or hostile creature. It's not a deity's problem if this means adventurers can't get into the dungeon either (whether due to regular death or FPS death, it's up in the air which would happen first).
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« Reply #6550 on: February 28, 2025, 04:04:13 am »

In order to prevent kobolds from prematurely stealing temple quest artifacts, remove remnants and dungeon guardians.

(Sorry, Putnam, I know today has been overwhelming. I hope you don't mind a little humor about day 1 bugs.)

Or alternatively, jack up dungeon security to keep the kobolds out. Have every single tile of every level of the dungeon occupied by a hazard or hostile creature. It's not a deity's problem if this means adventurers can't get into the dungeon either (whether due to regular death or FPS death, it's up in the air which would happen first).
Why not both at once, spawn so many creatures that the character is killed along the game!
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« Reply #6551 on: February 28, 2025, 03:29:11 pm »

Toady One should sell Figurines of DF adventurers that are encased in resin in such a way that they look like they are encased in ice.
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« Reply #6552 on: February 28, 2025, 04:06:42 pm »

In honor of FirePhoenix11, there should also be a line of adventurers trapped in obsidian. Perhaps with a few demonic horns and wings jutting out at odd angles.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6553 on: March 01, 2025, 05:19:28 pm »

Toady One should sell Figurines of DF adventurers that are encased in resin in such a way that they look like they are encased in ice.

I would buy one
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6554 on: March 02, 2025, 04:52:54 pm »

Same. They'd make good TTRPG minis if nothing else.
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