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[PlumpHelmetMan]

I just had to read the words "ghosts" and "fruit" in the same paragraph and I got it immediately XD

[amade]

Gorillas in DF should always be agitated and have a tendency to kidnap women and throw wooden barrels down from higher z-levels. Dwarves must jump to avoid the barrels or use war hammers to destroy them.

Gorillas also self-identify as donkeys.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Dwarves should be able to kill plump helmet men by jumping on them.

[DPh Kraken]

Instead of buying equipment, solo adventurers start near a cave with an old hermit that gives them a weapon.

[Starver]

Catapults and ballistas can hit boulders, creating smaller boulders, and again. They can also be pushed in whatever direction they're currently pointing. If them, or their shots, ever go off the edge of the map, they reappear on the opposite edge of the map.

[toastercultist]

Birds now cannot fly, and can only travel via slingshot.

[Doren I]

If you have too many pigs in a fortress, they will revolt against their masters.

[toastercultist]

You can suppress constantly-tantruming dwarves using excessive amounts of rats.

[King Zultan]

Having an excessive amount of rats around can cause a rat king to appear who can only be killed by a nutcracker.

[brewer bob]

Having an excessive amount of rats around can cause a rat king to appear who can only be killed by a nutcracker.

Gelders should count as nutcrackers.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Gelders should require nutcrackers to do their job.