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[PlumpHelmetMan]

Won't be long until we hear player stories of entire worlds meeting their ends from everyone spontaneously exploding.

[Starver]

Won't be long until we hear player stories of entire worlds meeting their ends from everyone spontaneously exploding.

I can't wait to hear all the reports!

[brewer bob]

Everything should also have a possibility to spontaneously combust. Scholars could then debate whether such a thing as spontaneous dwarven combustion exists or not.

[A_Curious_Cat]

All skills should be consolidated into a single skill called “doing stuff”.

[DPh Kraken]

All skills should be consolidated into a single skill called “doing stuff”.

Finally, RPG-style leveling up.

[King Zultan]

In order to make the modern RPG fan feel more at home with Dwarf fortress, I propose we streamline the level up process by removing it and also removing stats as well, then to make the conversation system more usable we remove all options but hello, yes, no, and goodby.

[brewer bob]

Add cutscenes into the game.

[Urist Mchateselves]

Re-add the opening movie, make it three times as long, and make it unskippable.

[brewer bob]

Hire Peter Jackson to make a trilogy of three hour movies based on the original opening movie and make it into an unskippable opening cutscene.

[Starver]

Hire Peter Jackson to make a trilogy of three hour movies based on the original opening movie and make it into an unskippable opening cutscene.

Hire the 26yo Peter Jackson to do this...

[brewer bob]

Hire Peter Jackson to make a trilogy of three hour movies based on the original opening movie and make it into an unskippable opening cutscene.

Hire the 26yo Peter Jackson to do this...

Now that would be a good idea.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Hire Peter Jackson to make a trilogy of three hour movies based on the original opening movie and make it into an unskippable opening cutscene.

Add another trilogy of prequel movies on top of this.

In all seriousness I miss the opening cinematic, I'd hardly be against its re-implementation.

[King Zultan]

Hire Peter Jackson to make a trilogy of three hour movies based on the original opening movie and make it into an unskippable opening cutscene.

Add another trilogy of prequel movies on top of this.

Why stop there when we can keep producing movies and drive the franchise into the ground!

[A_Curious_Cat]

Mussel shells are now a building material.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Some of the monster slayers who visit your fort should specifically be obsessed with cooking and eating monsters.