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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 539730 times)

rico6822

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5085 on: December 19, 2022, 02:33:09 am »

World generation will now feature sites which instantly died due to spawning in water while it was already frozen.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5086 on: December 19, 2022, 10:31:36 am »

Worldgen will just randomly distribute sites.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5087 on: December 19, 2022, 10:38:41 am »

Very, very randomly. This will result in elven sites being established in hell, dwarven fortresses in the sky, and human cities buried in rock under a mountain. As well as other, totally logical and sensible site placements.

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« Reply #5088 on: December 20, 2022, 04:10:07 am »

The everything should be randomized, maybe one world has air replaced with magma or pure dwarves, maybe alcohol is replaced with cats or liver, no matter what it will never be the same game twice!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5089 on: December 20, 2022, 04:42:25 am »

If you put a actually playable check in, this sounds awesome. I think Terraria had a mod similar to that.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5090 on: December 20, 2022, 06:06:00 pm »

I mean as I understand it, the mythgen weirdness sliders will be kind of like that. Toady's described some pretty bizarre worlds as hypotheticals on the extreme end of the scale (like a world-sized creature with "dwarves" as insectoid parasites mining around in its insides).
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5091 on: December 20, 2022, 06:16:22 pm »

Insectoid? why does it always have to be insectoid parasites? why can't it ever be 53-dimensional abstract mathematical construct parasites?

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5092 on: December 20, 2022, 07:48:56 pm »

Because even if Toady does implement that, we won't be able to understand it
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« Reply #5093 on: December 20, 2022, 09:36:24 pm »

Also because we tell stories based on what we know...and the vast majority of parasitic organisms in our world are invertebrates.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5094 on: December 21, 2022, 01:46:43 am »

Since dwarves already come with a parasite in the forum of their beard, it'd make more since for the world sized creature should be the dwarf and we should play as the beard hairs controlling it from the inside.
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« Reply #5095 on: December 21, 2022, 02:02:31 am »

When a megabeast attacks a settlement, it should make a bee-line for the farms and dig them up to wear as protection.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5096 on: December 21, 2022, 09:28:06 am »

Some megabeasts are highly allergic to bees and if they are stung by one at a fort they may very well suffocate. This should happen during world generation too.

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« Reply #5097 on: December 21, 2022, 03:04:10 pm »

Some megabeasts are highly allergic to bees and if they are stung by one at a fort they may very well suffocate. This should happen during world generation too.
Or bloat many times and start crushing not only buildings but walls stone and even spacetime itself
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5098 on: December 22, 2022, 01:43:59 am »

dwarves beards already come with a parasite in the forum of their beard dwarf

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Rename DF "Beard Fortress". The dwarven parasite's fascination with socks is the most common cause of beard fort collapse.
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« Reply #5099 on: December 22, 2022, 02:40:14 am »

Some megabeasts are highly allergic to bees and if they are stung by one at a fort they may very well suffocate. This should happen during world generation too.
Or bloat many times and start crushing not only buildings but walls stone and even spacetime itself
Anytime bloated forgotten beast is attacked it has a high chance to explode and kill all creatures nearby.
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