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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 540398 times)

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5055 on: December 12, 2022, 01:55:01 am »
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Quote from: brewer bob on December 11, 2022, 09:58:57 am
Add sound effects to everything.

This includes voice acting for all the speech stuff.

This should be combined with complete procedural generation of languages.

Make all procedurally generated languages use inhuman phonetics.
Replace all languages with procedurally generated utterances.

Add kobolds as a playable race.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5056 on: December 12, 2022, 03:54:00 am »
There's a mod for that.


Stop developing the game, make modders do everything.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5057 on: December 13, 2022, 12:16:59 pm »
Make all alerts and messages appear in pop ups.
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TurboDwarf

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5058 on: December 13, 2022, 01:49:23 pm »
Make a procedurally generated 128 page terms of service agreement pop up every time the game is launched.
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NordicNooob

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5059 on: December 13, 2022, 02:06:10 pm »
Randomly generate menu keybinds for each world.
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5060 on: December 13, 2022, 02:31:43 pm »
The ability of a fortress to influence the outside world should be equal to the rate at which it produces cut gems and should be measured in jewels per second.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

NordicNooob

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5061 on: December 13, 2022, 02:55:20 pm »
Quote from: A_Curious_Cat on December 13, 2022, 02:31:43 pm
The ability of a fortress to influence the outside world should be equal to the rate at which it produces cut gems and should be measured in jewels per second.
You mean watts?
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Bumber

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5062 on: December 13, 2022, 07:16:29 pm »
Dwarves are able to view internet memes using your bandwidth, and their confusion is displayed measured in wats.
« Last Edit: December 13, 2022, 07:18:01 pm by Bumber »
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

King Zultan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5063 on: December 14, 2022, 04:09:46 am »
Dwarves are able to use the internet to view pornography which they purchase using your credit cards.
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Uthimienure

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5064 on: December 14, 2022, 04:11:21 am »
Dwarves are able to access your contact list and spread the !!!FUN!!!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5065 on: December 14, 2022, 06:34:40 am »
Quote from: Uthimienure on December 14, 2022, 04:11:21 am
Dwarves are able to access your contact list and spread the !!!FUN!!!
This is just a side effect of DF being on steam, you can't suggest already added content.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5066 on: December 14, 2022, 08:59:44 am »
DF classic installs Steam on your PC if it's not already present.

Dwarves are able to send messages to your friends, so they can tell everyone about the sock they acquired.
« Last Edit: December 14, 2022, 09:03:39 am by Bumber »
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

TurboDwarf

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5067 on: December 14, 2022, 09:04:42 am »
DF eats your OS if not fed constantly.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5068 on: December 14, 2022, 04:38:23 pm »
A feature request for when dwarves get stuck up a tree again and can't get down:

If the elven caravan passes by they should stop under the tree and laugh at the dwarves.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5069 on: December 14, 2022, 05:01:46 pm »
Don't fix creatures getting stuck in trees. They deserve to starve to death and give everyone who witnesses their corpse bad thoughts.

Break physics/pathing for tree tiles with corpses/creatures stuck in them permanently so players can't rescue their dwarves/animals.
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.
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