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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 525576 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4860 on: October 17, 2022, 03:36:29 pm »
donkey tallow roasts made with masterfully minced donkey tallow, masterfully minced goose tallow, masterfully minced dog tallow and masterfully minced cow tripe
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4861 on: October 17, 2022, 04:48:07 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on October 17, 2022, 03:36:29 pm
donkey tallow roasts made with masterfully minced donkey tallow, masterfully minced goose tallow, masterfully minced dog tallow and masterfully minced cow tripe

You forgot to include masterfully minced booze.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4862 on: October 17, 2022, 04:57:33 pm »
Prepared dingo eyes, sold in packs of five. Order from your local convenient store today!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4863 on: October 17, 2022, 07:41:52 pm »
You people lack marketing vision. "Gutter Cruor" and "Sewer Brew" are totally viable brand names for bottom-shelf liquor, sold only at your finest gas stations.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4864 on: October 17, 2022, 10:26:47 pm »
We can put it right next to the fireball. It'll get the broke alcoholics attention.
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4865 on: October 18, 2022, 03:15:44 am »
Who needs Tshirts when you can get officially licensed DF themed liquor!
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« Reply #4866 on: October 22, 2022, 08:28:20 pm »
Bottles of the vilest liquor imaginable from a shelf actually dug in a hole under the bottom shelf because it's too repulsive even for the bottom shelf should automatically install Dwarf Fortress on any electronic product, including a phone, owned by the person buying it.  Who should also be given the [ALCOHOL_DEPENDENT] tag in the extremely unlikely event he or she didn't already have it.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4867 on: October 24, 2022, 03:23:26 pm »
Official DF egg salad, complete with crushed eggshells mixed in.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4868 on: October 24, 2022, 06:51:56 pm »
The eggs are uncooked.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4869 on: October 24, 2022, 07:09:47 pm »
But the roast still contains masterfully minced raw eggs, masterfully minced egg shells, masterfully minced boogers, and masterfully minced dog turds.  And the elves will buy it for their entire caravan of useless grown wood products and various giant tame animals.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4870 on: October 25, 2022, 02:07:39 am »
Why trade it to the elves when you could trade it to your fellow dwarves and get all that metal stuff!
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4871 on: October 25, 2022, 02:14:37 am »
Dwarves should actually speak dwarfish.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4872 on: October 25, 2022, 05:50:05 am »
The UI should also be in Dwarfish
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4873 on: October 25, 2022, 07:28:26 am »
Quote from: Uthimienure on October 25, 2022, 05:50:05 am
The UI should also be in Dwarfish

The Dwarfish vocabulary should be different in each world, and the UI naturally uses the language found in the current world.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4874 on: October 25, 2022, 10:41:32 am »
Quote from: brewer bob on October 25, 2022, 07:28:26 am
Quote from: Uthimienure on October 25, 2022, 05:50:05 am
The UI should also be in Dwarfish

The Dwarfish vocabulary should be different in each world, and the UI naturally uses the language found in the current world.

I thought this was already planned.  Or at least someone already made a suggestion for it…
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.
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