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[Eric Blank]

If you try to throw the monarch into the glowing pits of the HFS, they will only return more powerful, with an army of demons at their command to enforce their mandates and demands.

[Nordlicht]

Atom smashers smash nobles into billions of atom sized nobles who all start to make demands.

[muldrake]

There should be elixirs that cause nothing but profuse vomiting in multiple colors, which are visible on the screen.

[A_Curious_Cat]

There should be trees in good biomes whose fruit disappears when picked leaving behind a puddle of puke.

[King Zultan]

Dwarves puke when they eat any thing that comes from a tree because it makes them feel like an elf and they can't stand it.

[brewer bob]

In fact, dwarves are allergic to anything from trees. Touching tree logs gives them symptoms ranging from blistering to swelling and in severe cases it impairs breathing. This, of course, means that any dwarf sleeping on a wooden bed will get allergic reactions.

[Bumber]

The Spinning skill now determines how quickly and how often dwarves will spin in place. Legendary Spinners will spin fast enough to tunnel down into the HFS.

Due to an oversight, this also applies to the electrons in your computer.

[Uthimienure]

The Spinning skill now determines how quickly and how often dwarves will spin in place. Legendary Spinners will spin fast enough to tunnel down into the HFS.

Due to an oversight, this also applies to the electrons in your computer.

This makes playing DF pretty much a one-time deal.

[A_Curious_Cat]

New noble position:  Spin Doctor.

[Eric Blank]

The wood burning skill only affects how frequently dwarves will set vegetation on fire for kicks

[King Zultan]

The Spinning skill can be taught to your dwarves by having them take spin class, and the speed at which they can be taught depends on weather or not a Spin Doctor is present in your fort, with the Spin Doctor in the for all dwarves that attend Spin Class will instantly become Legendary Spinners.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Implement a nobility guild.

[SixOfSpades]

To make the game more balanced, the worldgen period of procedural creation that takes place before each game starts should be countered by an equal-but-opposite period wherein the world is procedurally destroyed during the full duration of the gameplay itself.

[brewer bob]

The wood burning skill only affects how frequently dwarves will set vegetation on fire for kicks

If there is no vegetation to burn, wood burner dwarves will get super stressed out, and eventually flip out going on a pyromaniac spree and lighting everything possible on fire, including the player's computer and hair.

[Egan_BW]

Ensure full compatibility of DF with every Rimworld mod.