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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 526111 times)

Mobbstar

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4365 on: April 15, 2022, 09:19:14 am »

Merchants may arrive with magma blocks.

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« Reply #4366 on: April 15, 2022, 10:18:11 am »

When magma crabs and pigs come in contact with each other, they should annihilate each other and leave behind a block of ‘bacon’.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4367 on: April 15, 2022, 04:33:28 pm »

All magma blocks have an image of an internet meme engraved on them upon creation.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4368 on: April 17, 2022, 05:04:57 pm »

In order for vault raids for artifact slab to make sense all guardians are made of super weak material.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4369 on: April 18, 2022, 02:25:20 am »

If you steal a slab and don't return it, then on this night you will be visited by three plagues, each worse than the last.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4370 on: April 18, 2022, 03:01:34 am »

Return the slab or suffer my curse...
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4371 on: April 18, 2022, 03:43:00 am »

Add a new raidable structure: Shipwrecks.  They are submerged far into the ocean.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4372 on: April 18, 2022, 06:13:31 am »

Add a new raidable structure: Shipwrecks.  They are submerged far into the ocean.

That's not a terrible suggestion though? One day aquatic civs will be a thing and oceans made more interesting, and surely shipwrecks would have valuables to collect.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4373 on: April 18, 2022, 09:16:01 am »

Then we will find a brand new exploit to continously regenerate shipwrecks.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4374 on: April 18, 2022, 09:35:24 am »

In another game, in another life, I have been a Priest of Fish (the god called Fish, he's rather literally named), and I spent far more time than necessary just walking around on the seabed, once I could perform the Breathe Underwater ritual sufficiently well. Occasionally rescuing players who accidentally came to me by magical means (though, admittedly, if I hadn't been wandering around underwater, they'd have probably acidentally arrived at my/another's location without the need to be so rescued). Certainly back then, the (underwater) terrain was a little sparse of shipwrecks (there were some things, and a branch of the temple to Fish actually at the bottom of a river, a nice little getaway) but there was at least some submarine fauna to occasionally wave a bastard sword at (and maybe occasionally some to not do that, with too much haste).

I certainly don't see it as a bad idea to add to the explorable terrain. But it might be a triple-edged sword if it has to all be done on a single breath, between resurfacings. At least until you can construct a 'diving refuge', either just a simple large-scale 'bell' or something more complicated that probably has to wait for the "movable forts/buildable ships" update to implement properly... ;)


...and, of course, mermaid farming will make a comeback with a vengeance! (Or land-dweller farming, if actually playing a mer-race, such as Sea Devils..?)
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4375 on: April 18, 2022, 07:29:09 pm »

Armok as the game's final boss and he's a clown.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4376 on: April 19, 2022, 03:04:38 am »

Replace everything in hell with actual clowns.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4377 on: April 19, 2022, 07:41:32 am »

Which are still as mindlessly murderous.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4378 on: April 21, 2022, 06:44:16 pm »

Add a new raidable structure: Shipwrecks.  They are submerged far into the ocean.

This doesn't actually seem innately terrible. If boats are planned, why not shipwrecks?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4379 on: April 21, 2022, 07:28:42 pm »

They could spawn in historic naval battle sites in shallow waters, or the odd storm or accident victim ship.
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