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[brewer bob]

Procedurally generated screaming

In the kid-friendly version these are censored with procedurally generated beeps.

[Starver]

My Little Kobold: Utterences Are Magic

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Train the procgen-screaming AI using only variations of the Wilhelm Scream.

[Eric Blank]

My Little Kobold: Utterences Are Magic

Kobold utterances are magic now. They cast powerful divine spells by babbling in terror.

[Mobbstar]

New civilisation:  Close relative of Kobolds, called Colorbolds.  They only speak in Solresol.

[Magmacube_tr]

y u bullyin me?

 

[Starver]

All those people maliciously linking to your innocent post. Shouldn't be allowed!

[Eric Blank]

MALICIOUS SUGGESTION CORRUPTION IS BANNED

[muldrake]

Trees scream when you cut them down.  Also the logs scream, so any furniture you make out of them also constantly screams, like beds.

[King Zultan]

Everything should scream when it's interacted with, this should including waking on things.

[Mr Crabman]

Mythgen should have a "musicality" slider, and the higher you turn it, the more the world becomes like an animated Disney movie, complete with people and even whole towns bursting into choreographed song and dance at plot-relevant moments.

[Mobbstar]

Choreographed dances have the divine power of freeing prisoners and briefly taming animals.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

40% chance of a choreographed song-and-dance being interrupted halfway through by the appearance of a prominent villain in the area (who may either halt the song in its tracks or take it over themselves).

[Mobbstar]

Songs may halt for a few seconds for no explicable reason.  This is because a parallel song in another fortress has started.  They take turns and the breaks get shorter and fewer towards the great duet/chorus at the end.

[Uthimienure]

The game is interrupted every 60 +/- 5 seconds for an random advertisement from a sponsor.