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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 525976 times)

Egan_BW

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3810 on: October 10, 2021, 05:16:10 am »

And who wouldn't want to have a militia squad who devour their enemies in a crazed state of being at peace with nature? Honestly, any DF player who disapproves of elves is probably just jealous that they're not properly playable yet.
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« Reply #3811 on: October 10, 2021, 09:52:55 am »

I mean, there are mods for that (unfortunately none that let you eat your enemies yet thanks to a vanilla bug).
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« Reply #3812 on: October 11, 2021, 03:49:45 am »

I mean, there are mods for that (unfortunately none that let you eat your enemies yet thanks to a vanilla bug).
New terrible suggestion, change that bug into a feature!

(Please don't do this I hate that bug.)
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3813 on: October 11, 2021, 02:30:36 pm »

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3814 on: October 11, 2021, 07:23:31 pm »

Add pebis

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« Reply #3815 on: October 11, 2021, 07:26:20 pm »

New mode: Plant simulator: EXTREME!!!!!!!
You have multiple option where and when to start.(wild forest, fortress, village etc.) You choose a plant from all available in the game. And then you just grow for several months or years. In RL time. If you are eaten you loose
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3816 on: October 11, 2021, 09:30:43 pm »

There is actually a game where you play a plant and build leaves/water ways - it is often described as DF-like.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3817 on: October 12, 2021, 03:47:50 pm »

During worldgen a random sapient being who hinders bronze colossus unable to fight will figure out that they can grind their combat skills infinitely on them. They will return to their sites to become necros who can torture poor colossus forever for skill grind.

This discovery if it spreads into rumours will make people make use of corpses as skill grinding targets.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3818 on: October 12, 2021, 06:38:10 pm »

Just turn dwarf fortress into a competitive multiplayer pvp version of adventure mode so everyone can skill grind until they're legendary +1000000 in every skill and brag about how meta they are.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3819 on: October 12, 2021, 09:45:47 pm »

Encountering the player should provoke alarmed reactions in NPCs.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3820 on: October 13, 2021, 01:38:40 am »

Cancel myth & magic in order to stay true to "established DF lore" (whatever the fuck that is).
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« Reply #3821 on: October 13, 2021, 02:24:05 am »

All new lore for DF should be randomly generated by an AI that was forced to read loads twilight fan fiction.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3822 on: October 13, 2021, 03:13:59 am »

Or Inheritance Cycle, so it knows just enough about the workings of the high fantasy genre to create something that's recognizably DF but without being able to actually generate anything entertaining or unique.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3823 on: October 14, 2021, 03:39:54 pm »

There is actually a game where you play a plant and build leaves/water ways - it is often described as DF-like.
What's the name of this game? It sounds like it could be fun.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3824 on: October 14, 2021, 05:24:37 pm »

Meant to go back and edit in the title. Mito, apparently a 7drl. In my memort it was a more complete game.
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