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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 543047 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3795 on: October 06, 2021, 03:09:03 am »

Militia dwarves will celebrate the death of a forgotten beast by high-fiving each other, as well as all their family and close friends.

Replace all FB syndromes with one that just causes the infected to high-five everyone they see.
These syndromes should only be inflicted by the FB high-fiving your dwarves, this may or may not prove fatal to the dwarf.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3796 on: October 07, 2021, 06:19:01 am »

Creepy Crawlers also transmit these high five syndromes.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3797 on: October 09, 2021, 01:19:30 am »

Hallucinogenic substances. They can either be made from various materials, or some FB's and Titans secrete them.

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« Reply #3798 on: October 09, 2021, 01:45:31 am »

Fortresses in “good” biomes should have a chance to be visited by benign titans.
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« Reply #3799 on: October 09, 2021, 01:51:26 am »

Who then proceed to wreck the fort anyways, because megabeast is gonna megabeast.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3800 on: October 09, 2021, 01:56:49 am »

Forgotten beasts and titans should have the ability to to vomit Agent Orange all over the place to kill all plants and trees, this also has the added effect that it ruins the land and keeps any new plants or trees from growing back.
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« Reply #3801 on: October 09, 2021, 02:01:38 am »

Is it possible to capture these beasts and “gift” them to the elves?
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« Reply #3802 on: October 09, 2021, 02:19:24 am »

Is it possible to capture these beasts and “gift” them to the elves?

If it gets traded to the caravan, it actually becomes an elven citizen, and thus does as all tame megabeasts do: violently flagellate their military while leaving the population largely unharmed.  In effect, this creates a wasteland anarcho-primitivism.

This also unlocks a gamemode where the technology cut-off point is long before the 14th century.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3803 on: October 09, 2021, 04:48:38 am »

Remove fortress mode to encourage the use of underrated adventurer mode.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3804 on: October 09, 2021, 03:51:05 pm »

Remove fortress mode to encourage the use of underrated adventurer mode.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3805 on: October 09, 2021, 08:00:37 pm »

Adventure mode will also be removed so that only Legends mode will remain.

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« Reply #3806 on: October 09, 2021, 09:31:59 pm »

New mode:  Kobold Rhythm Dance Extravaganza!
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« Reply #3807 on: October 10, 2021, 02:05:58 am »

New mode: Plant simulator: EXTREME!!!!!!!
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« Reply #3808 on: October 10, 2021, 04:27:26 am »

If your fort gets enough elf visitors, they can end up "converting" the population. If you're wondering why your dwarves are suddenly refusing to cut down trees and eating the raw corpses of slain invaders, might be a good idea to check your visitor list.
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« Reply #3809 on: October 10, 2021, 05:01:50 am »

If your fort gets enough elf visitors, they can end up "converting" the population. If you're wondering why your dwarves are suddenly refusing to cut down trees and eating the raw corpses of slain invaders, might be a good idea to check your visitor list.

Would not be a bad idea. Elves care about nature and would like to convince others to do the same.
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