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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 525580 times)

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3525 on: August 13, 2021, 08:37:48 pm »

Brain coral can be animated by a necromancer, resulting in an undead brain. Other zombies get distracted and try to eat it.
Zombies that bite the coral are forever latched to it, tentacles from the polyps entering their heads and converting what’s left of their nervous system into more brain coral. A side effect of this is that if enough zombies latch on, the coral becomes a writhing mass of bodies. Whether or not the necromancer still has control depends on whether social skills or the necromancer are higher than the combined social skills of the bodies that the coral amassed, the more bodies, the more social skills, and thus the higher chance that the coral controls the necromancer when enough zombies eat it. Said necromancer, upon getting controlled, will bite onto the nearest brain connected to the coral, thus becoming yet another brain, or in this case ganglia, of the coral
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3526 on: August 14, 2021, 01:50:12 am »

Said necromancer, upon getting controlled, will bite onto the nearest brain connected to the coral, thus becoming yet another brain, or in this case ganglia, of the coral

The superorganism acquires every ability from its composites, so at this point the coral know several spells including the secrets of life and death. Should it be injured and any part severed during battle, it will raise that part as a new coral colony, and any regular undead may merge with that one.

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« Reply #3527 on: August 14, 2021, 02:35:02 am »

Multi tile creatures should be added, and they all should be like the blob and go around and absorb everything in their path.
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« Reply #3528 on: August 14, 2021, 09:03:46 pm »

Multi tile creatures should be added, and they all should be like the blob and go around and absorb everything in their path.

This turns out to be too much effort, so Toady just programs magma to convert things into more magma.
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« Reply #3529 on: August 14, 2021, 09:48:14 pm »

Multi tile creatures should be added, and they all should be like the blob and go around and absorb everything in their path.

If a multi-tile creature attempts to absorb any part of itself, it automatically dies.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3530 on: August 20, 2021, 06:00:56 am »

I think legends mode does not reveal enough. Why not make it count every single thing everything does. Stepping, breathing, all of it.
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« Reply #3531 on: August 20, 2021, 07:35:39 am »

Legends mode lets you know each time a creature began breathing manually or lost "the game".
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3532 on: August 20, 2021, 07:47:36 am »

+1, it should also record each time two creatures talk. The game can generate actual dialogue to record. In addition, the codices and scrolls also receive generated text of the specified length and quality.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #3533 on: August 20, 2021, 08:15:08 am »

I also need legends mode to record the number of heart beats and eye blinks!
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« Reply #3534 on: August 20, 2021, 08:57:00 am »

This needs to be combined with the suggestion about pee and excrement.  It also needs to be expanded to include all animals (including vermin), not just sapients.
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« Reply #3535 on: August 20, 2021, 02:32:39 pm »

Every time two creatures mate in worldgen, legends mode should create a detailed report of it.
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« Reply #3536 on: August 20, 2021, 04:16:05 pm »

Every time any occurance relies upon psychological qualities, such as food preferences, or further gradual state of mind changes on top of prior experiences, a report with the scope of À la recherche du temps perdu shall be created.

And the reproduction requires ever changing florrid euphemisms all the time. "He delved with all his being into her very core, as she felt the strings of her desire plucked in harmony with... " [yeah, enough of that for now - there's probably better fora for going the full Mills & Boon/whatever].
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« Reply #3537 on: August 20, 2021, 04:28:25 pm »

Oh, and for creatures that give live birth, there needs to be a detailed report of that as well.
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« Reply #3538 on: August 20, 2021, 09:41:43 pm »

Each entry needs to be preceded by entries of the creature thinking about and deciding to perform that entry. This occurs whether or not it makes sense to do so, and may be chained.

In the Spring of 185, Urist decided to think about deciding to think about thinking about deciding to breathe.
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In the Spring of 185, Urist thought about suffocating.
In the Spring of 185, Urist decided to suffocate.
In the Spring of 185, Urist suffocated.
In the Spring of 185, Armok thought about writing a Legends mode entry about Armok thinking about Armok writing a Legends mode entry about Urist deciding to think about deciding to think about thinking about deciding to breathe.
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« Reply #3539 on: August 21, 2021, 02:03:49 am »

If my save doesn't take up a terabyte because all the people thinking about thinking about stuff in legends mode I'm gonna be pissed, you know what I want every year to be one or more terabyte wroth of stuff!
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