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[SixOfSpades]

Implement dwarfism as a rare hereditary syndrome among humans. When a human dwarf reaches adulthood, they will visit nearby dwarven settlements to insist that the term "dwarves" is insulting & demeaning, and demand that all your dwarves call themselves "little people" instead.

[Naturegirl1999]

Manhus look like if a human tried to me like a spider

Cave Spiders have a small chance of tricking monster slayers hired by your fortress into kidnapping dwarves and bringing them to webs in exchange for not being killed by the cave spiders themselves

[Magmacube_tr]

sex

[FantasticDorf]

Manhus look like if a human tried to me like a spider

Cave Spiders have a small chance of tricking monster slayers hired by your fortress into kidnapping dwarves and bringing them to webs in exchange for not being killed by the cave spiders themselves

Dwarves can convert to Manhussite, which involves a copious amount of throwing elves out of aboveground man-building windows, though many followers of their infamous leader Jan Manhus say this is a heresy as well as a perfectly terrible waste of craftmanship. (not including the elf throwing, thats the only thing they can concile on.)

[King Zultan]

Elves should be immune to fall damage as bumbles elves bounce.

[nik the dwarf]

After dwarven scholars discover the knowledge of mass production, industry and commerce is revolutionized. Humans no longer craft their own furniture, but order everything by caravan from UKEA. Also, UKEA delivers everything by giant kea.

[DwarfStar]

There’s a lot of cloth in the game, so there should totally be a cloth physics simulation. Of course, you wouldn’t be able to see it since all the cloth is less than one tile in size. But you would know it was there, because your FPS would go in the toilet whenever too much cloth was on screen.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Wrestling a cat should cause whoever does it to become a legendary gelder.

[Bumber]

Wrestling a cat should cause whoever does it to become gelded.

[King Zultan]

People should be gelded when they come into contact with a cat.

[Bumber]

Civs should be able to have plot armor, which protects their farm plots from destruction and deconstruction.

[brewer bob]

Cats should be building destroyers so that they can knock over statues and workshops.

[Magmacube_tr]

Cats should be building destroyers so that they can knock over statues and workshops.

Cats being able to have vampirism and werebeast curses, from the statues they break. So we can have a cat that turns into a ravenous werecat once a month.

[DwarfStar]

Female cats should go into heat, and unless impregnated should wail at high volume all day and night, causing bad thoughts in your dwarves and causing other nearby civilizations to go to war with you.

[King Zultan]

When a dwarf dies and cat's are near the body they should eat the dwarf's face, and seeing this should give dwarfs bad thoughts.