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[towerator]

Bonus, engravers can ba assigned to engrave things on pillows, which can increase happy thoughts in a few dwarves. Especially when they are engravings of animal people, particularly cat people.

These engravings can also include stylized women with massive tits, actually any engraving of women on these pillows have big tits.

First we'd need to implement breasts (and their description, such as: "She is busty, and the rest of her body is curvaceous"). And I do believe that on Tarn's big No-no list.

I mean, this isn't the "Most Excellent and Refined Suggestions Thread"

[Nordlicht]

So this is not going to turn into a better flexible survival?

[Bumber]

Every enemy creature has a 50% chance to spawn in on the map being a living steel statue.

Every creature has a 50% chance to spawn in on the map (or be born) as a statue item made of flesh instead of as a living creature.

[delphonso]

Every creature has a 50% chance to spawn in on the map.

[King Zultan]

Every creature has a 50% chance to spawn in on the map.

Every in game day.

[Bumber]

Every in game day, there's a 50% chance to spawn every creature. At once.

[A_Curious_Cat]

A new dwarven exercise program needs to be implemented.  It should involve carrying small metal discs, one at a time, from one place to another.

[Bumber]

Dwarves must undergo the PACER fitness test.

[SixOfSpades]

Lorbam Avuzlibash, Shearer cancels Drink: Late for Spin class.

[King Zultan]

Dwarves involved in exercise programs require juice and if there is none available they will attempt to juice anything they can find.

[Fikilili]

Add a mechanic which makes sure that the longer demons are on Earth, the stronger they become.

[Starver]

Add a demon which makes sure that the longer mechanics are active, the more chance they randomly dismantle and remantle random levers and connections, with an equal chance of them working better/malfunctioning afterwards.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Toady One should put programming DF on hold while he “researches” other games.

[JAL28]

Add a mechanic which makes sure that the longer demons are on Earth, the stronger they become.

If during a circus incident a full squad of dwarves is slaughtered except for 1 dwarf, the dwarf will immediately leave the squad and become a “demon slayer”, grab the nearest weapon and begin killing demons in brutally horrifying ways while sustaining no damage themselves. They will then actively wander the Underworld and kill all demons that spawn until they die, which is very unlikely.

[rico6822]

Add Slenderman into the game. He is overrated as fuck.