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[ChaosPotato]

And a fourth set that turns the dwarf in question into an elf.

[BigUglyWorm]

And a fifth that consists of a full set of masterwork steel armor.  No amount of finagling will convince them to wear this.

[ChaosPotato]

A sixth set that makes all creatures around the dwarf go insane.

[muldrake]

Dwarves now insist on continually wearing T-shirts with the name of the musical group they love most.  This T-shirt guarantees they will never reproduce, as it repels members of the opposite sex.

[King Zultan]

Dwarves are now scared of sex and get bad thoughts when ever anything that has to do with sex is mentioned his includes children and dwarves.

[nezclaw]

Dwarves are now scared of sex and get bad thoughts when ever anything that has to do with sex is mentioned his includes children and dwarves.

the worst thoughts are thoughts about sex matching their orientation. this also extends to all reproduction.

[Fikilili]

Make Siege Operators able to get special "moods" to create their own, randomly generated, !!FUN!! war machines. So instead of just having your boring catapults and ballistas, now you have huge, boulder throwing, multi-launching catapults that can be dragged by horses. Or your ballistic flame-arrow throwing hawchas and two-cannon operating, dwarf powered tanks.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Make Siege Operators able to get special "moods" to create their own, randomly generated, !!FUN!! war machines. So instead of just having your boring catapults and ballistas, now you have huge, boulder throwing, multi-launching catapults that can be dragged by horses. Or your ballistic flame-arrow throwing hawchas and two-cannon operating, dwarf powered tanks.

You seem to have the wrong thread...

[King Zultan]

This thread has attracted some good ideas recently for some reason.

[muldrake]

Siege engines that launch dwarves, damage from impact determined by their weight.

[Starver]

Dwarves that throw siege engines, damage from impact determined by principal MAT colour-index.

[Azerty]

Make Siege Operators able to get special "moods" to create their own, randomly generated, !!FUN!! war machines. So instead of just having your boring catapults and ballistas, now you have huge, boulder throwing, multi-launching catapults that can be dragged by horses. Or your ballistic flame-arrow throwing hawchas and two-cannon operating, dwarf powered tanks.

To qualify for this thread, these dwarves should have tested their devices on their fortress.

[Fikilili]

Make Siege Operators able to get special "moods" to create their own, randomly generated, !!FUN!! war machines. So instead of just having your boring catapults and ballistas, now you have huge, boulder throwing, multi-launching catapults that can be dragged by horses. Or your ballistic flame-arrow throwing hawchas and two-cannon operating, dwarf powered tanks.

You seem to have the wrong thread...

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They could save the blueprints of their creations to industrialize it.

Do you really think it's that good? I was thinking of it as kinda OP, even for 3x3 buildings or "wagon-like vehicles". I mean I guess to balance it all out, you could have a limited about of elements and stuff, but other than that, it could be very OP.
And for my most sincere opinion, I think Siege Operators/Engineers are kinda underused. Which is why I kinda had this idea in mind, but no, that would be too crazy.

[King Zultan]

I know what we could do to make siege operators more useful, lets have them be constantly on fire.

[BigUglyWorm]

In addition to mugs, dwarves demand straws when consuming drinks.  These can only be crafted from specific types of grass, are single-use, and decay rapidly once made.  Dwarves will drop used straws wherever, cluttering up your fort.