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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 540504 times)

Ray_Anor

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2175 on: September 21, 2020, 04:17:22 am »

Add work to farmers workshop: process to seeds with selectable details which type of seeds to process. This work must do HERBALIST.

Add selectable details to still, where we may select which fruit/plant brew to drink.
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« Reply #2176 on: September 21, 2020, 05:59:42 am »

In Adventure Mode, a full set of sound effects representing what your character hears is introduced, but it's relative to the direction that your character is pointing. So if you hear people talking on the right, that means your character is hearing them talk on their right, not your top-down viewpoint's right. The control scheme and camera position are not at all changed to reflect this.

Alternately, Adventure Mode is now first-person, with the control scheme changed to match. To maintain its turn-based nature, it basically becomes SUPERHOT; time stops completely until you start moving or doing something that would consume time.
I honestly see no problem with either of these.
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« Reply #2177 on: September 21, 2020, 08:25:38 am »

Replace all dwarves with elves thus creating elf fortress, this would also remove mining and woodcutting.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2178 on: September 21, 2020, 10:46:41 am »

Sell DF to Bethesda and turn it into Cyrodiil Fortress. Now your elves can only do what npcs in Oblivion could do: sleep, eat, random dialogs and staring at walls watch paint dry.
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« Reply #2179 on: September 21, 2020, 03:22:17 pm »

Swap the physical properties of cheese and adamantine.  Don't tell anyone in the fandom about this.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2180 on: September 21, 2020, 03:33:53 pm »

Make Elves turn into trees when they die. The wood of the trees has an ignition point of zero degrees Urist.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2181 on: September 21, 2020, 04:35:54 pm »

carp are amphibious and HUNGRY
Carp can swim, walk, and fly; they can breathe air and water, as well as any other liquids; they are immune to fire and magma, cannot be atom-smashed, and cannot be frozen; they have two sets of redundant backup organs, breathe procgen syndrome dust, and are opposed to all non-carp life.

Now you will know why you fear the night rivers.

(that koi is three feet long)
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2182 on: September 22, 2020, 02:17:48 pm »

Necromancians can turn carps into experiments and gave them sentience and immortality.
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« Reply #2183 on: September 22, 2020, 02:48:55 pm »

Carp no longer exist.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2184 on: September 22, 2020, 04:36:43 pm »

Instead of just raining random animal blood, evil regions sometimes have rainfalls of whole live animals.

It actually sound like a good idea, especially if whales and elephants are falling.

I would suggest forgotten beasts and demons raining on sites.
I'm totally going to try this now. Summoning interactions on clean-self usage, from raining goop
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2185 on: September 22, 2020, 07:28:51 pm »

Add work to farmers workshop: process to seeds with selectable details which type of seeds to process. This work must do HERBALIST.

Add selectable details to still, where we may select which fruit/plant brew to drink.
this is the terrible suggestions thread. that actually sounds like a good idea. to be a terrible idea, it would have to be like the jewelers workshop where you have to select which one
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After the fire had burned down all of the wooden next boxes on the surface, Mottled Petrel was reluctant to replace them with more wooden nest boxes. Instead, he placed the remaining store of wooden nest boxes in the dormitory for any aspiring koopa mothers.

The nest boxes were immediately overrun by helmet snakes.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2186 on: September 22, 2020, 07:44:54 pm »

Make dwarves taller than humans.
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« Reply #2187 on: September 23, 2020, 12:36:15 am »

Make dwarves taller than humans.
This, but keep their average volume the same.  Long, skinny stick-dorfs.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2188 on: September 23, 2020, 12:51:27 am »

Dwarves can self-identify as other races.
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« Reply #2189 on: September 23, 2020, 12:56:29 am »

How do you know that dwarfs aren't already taller than humans? All we have is volume of the creature, and simple descriptors saying they're tall / short for a dwarf. Every dwarf could be a stalk reaching the sky and every elf could be wider than they are tall and we would never know.
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