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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 539168 times)

ChaosPotato

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2160 on: September 19, 2020, 08:24:12 pm »

thicc pineapples
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« Reply #2161 on: September 19, 2020, 10:04:59 pm »

Have a possiblity for a civilized race to start out as "Insiders".

Members of these civilized races would have adverse reactions to being outdoors, such dwelling on being caught in the rain, as well as severe reactions to sunlight (up to and including profusely vomiting all over the place).
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2162 on: September 19, 2020, 10:25:41 pm »

Have a possiblity for a civilized race to start out as "Insiders".

Members of these civilized races would have adverse reactions to being outdoors, such dwelling on being caught in the rain, as well as severe reactions to sunlight (up to and including profusely vomiting all over the place).
isn't that just dwarves
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Dawnthunder: It menaces with spikes of tetanus
After the fire had burned down all of the wooden next boxes on the surface, Mottled Petrel was reluctant to replace them with more wooden nest boxes. Instead, he placed the remaining store of wooden nest boxes in the dormitory for any aspiring koopa mothers.

The nest boxes were immediately overrun by helmet snakes.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2163 on: September 19, 2020, 11:52:35 pm »

Have a possiblity for a civilized race to start out as "Insiders".

Members of these civilized races would have adverse reactions to being outdoors, such dwelling on being caught in the rain, as well as severe reactions to sunlight (up to and including profusely vomiting all over the place).
isn't that just dwarves
Dwarves that always have maximum cave adaptation.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2164 on: September 20, 2020, 01:58:03 am »

thicc pineapples
Everything in game including animals, dwarves, things created by your dwarves, stone, magma, and pretty much everything else has a chance to be a thicc version of itself.


I'm not sure what the THICC modifier would do but it probably do something sexy maybe, I'm not sure what a ☼THICC steel short sword☼ would even look like.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2165 on: September 20, 2020, 02:05:36 am »

Sentient carps capable of manipulating tools.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2166 on: September 20, 2020, 03:43:34 am »

Sentient tools, capable of manipulating carps...
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2167 on: September 20, 2020, 04:34:23 am »

Carp tools, capable of manipulating sentience.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2168 on: September 20, 2020, 12:51:29 pm »

thicc pineapples
Everything in game including animals, dwarves, things created by your dwarves, stone, magma, and pretty much everything else has a chance to be a thicc version of itself.


I'm not sure what the THICC modifier would do but it probably do something sexy maybe, I'm not sure what a ☼THICC steel short sword☼ would even look like.
I'm imagining something like a bollock dagger, butt thiccer.
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« Reply #2169 on: September 20, 2020, 12:52:15 pm »

Carp tools, capable of manipulating sentience.
Cow tools, capable of manipulating fans of The Far Side.
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« Reply #2170 on: September 20, 2020, 01:42:04 pm »

Carps no longer exist by default but can be created by sentients as horrific bioweapons.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2171 on: September 20, 2020, 09:59:34 pm »

carp are amphibious and HUNGRY
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Dawnthunder: It menaces with spikes of tetanus
After the fire had burned down all of the wooden next boxes on the surface, Mottled Petrel was reluctant to replace them with more wooden nest boxes. Instead, he placed the remaining store of wooden nest boxes in the dormitory for any aspiring koopa mothers.

The nest boxes were immediately overrun by helmet snakes.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2172 on: September 20, 2020, 11:27:41 pm »

carp are amphibious and HUNGRY
Carp can swim, walk, and fly; they can breathe air and water, as well as any other liquids; they are immune to fire and magma, cannot be atom-smashed, and cannot be frozen; they have two sets of redundant backup organs, breathe procgen syndrome dust, and are opposed to all non-carp life.

Now you will know why you fear the night rivers.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2173 on: September 21, 2020, 02:40:56 am »

In Adventure Mode, a full set of sound effects representing what your character hears is introduced, but it's relative to the direction that your character is pointing. So if you hear people talking on the right, that means your character is hearing them talk on their right, not your top-down viewpoint's right. The control scheme and camera position are not at all changed to reflect this.

Alternately, Adventure Mode is now first-person, with the control scheme changed to match. To maintain its turn-based nature, it basically becomes SUPERHOT; time stops completely until you start moving or doing something that would consume time.
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« Reply #2174 on: September 21, 2020, 03:31:58 am »

DF becomes an actual simulator, and to do anything, you have to control every part of the dwarf's body, so like QWOP except with hundreds of controls for every single part of the body.  You need a special keyboard with hundreds or even thousands of keys.
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