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[Egan_BW]

In order to avoid frustration, stresseating dwarves won't eat from your food stores. Instead, they will grab the nearest creature and devour it.

[King Zultan]

In order to avoid frustration, stresseating dwarves won't eat from your food stores. Instead, they will grab the nearest creature and devour it.

If the stresseating dwarves eat enough dwarves they turn into elves.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

In order to avoid frustration, stresseating dwarves won't eat from your food stores. Instead, they will grab the nearest creature and devour it.

If the stresseating dwarves eat enough dwarves they turn into elves.

And subsequently explode.

[Naturegirl1999]

In order to avoid frustration, stresseating dwarves won't eat from your food stores. Instead, they will grab the nearest creature and devour it.

If the stresseating dwarves eat enough dwarves they turn into elves.

And subsequently explode.

Each of the bits left after the explosion then turn into eggs, each hatching into a different bird

[PlumpHelmetMan]

In order to avoid frustration, stresseating dwarves won't eat from your food stores. Instead, they will grab the nearest creature and devour it.

If the stresseating dwarves eat enough dwarves they turn into elves.

And subsequently explode.

Each of the bits left after the explosion then turn into eggs, each hatching into a different bird

Said birds are procedurally-generated, so you'll never get the same one twice.

[Naturegirl1999]

In order to avoid frustration, stresseating dwarves won't eat from your food stores. Instead, they will grab the nearest creature and devour it.

If the stresseating dwarves eat enough dwarves they turn into elves.

And subsequently explode.

Each of the bits left after the explosion then turn into eggs, each hatching into a different bird

Said birds are procedurally-generated, so you'll never get the same one twice.

The birds are highly aggressive or very passive, this is unknown until you see their interactions with other creatures, as the birds never attack each other or other birds

[BigUglyWorm]

In order to avoid frustration, stresseating dwarves won't eat from your food stores. Instead, they will grab the nearest creature and devour it.

If the stresseating dwarves eat enough dwarves they turn into elves.

And subsequently explode.

Each of the bits left after the explosion then turn into eggs, each hatching into a different bird

Said birds are procedurally-generated, so you'll never get the same one twice.

The birds are highly aggressive or very passive, this is unknown until you see their interactions with other creatures, as the birds never attack each other or other birds

Dwarves killed by these birds come back as thralls, which will use all your building materials to make endless fields of giant goddam pyramids.

[King Zultan]

In order to avoid frustration, stresseating dwarves won't eat from your food stores. Instead, they will grab the nearest creature and devour it.

If the stresseating dwarves eat enough dwarves they turn into elves.

And subsequently explode.

Each of the bits left after the explosion then turn into eggs, each hatching into a different bird

Said birds are procedurally-generated, so you'll never get the same one twice.

The birds are highly aggressive or very passive, this is unknown until you see their interactions with other creatures, as the birds never attack each other or other birds

Dwarves killed by these birds come back as thralls, which will use all your building materials to make endless fields of giant goddam pyramids.

These pyramids also have a small chance to explode.

[Egan_BW]

Building a large enough pyramid in DF crashes the forum.

[MachoNacho]

In order to avoid frustration, stresseating dwarves won't eat from your food stores. Instead, they will grab the nearest creature and devour it.

If the stresseating dwarves eat enough dwarves they turn into elves.

And subsequently explode.

Each of the bits left after the explosion then turn into eggs, each hatching into a different bird

Said birds are procedurally-generated, so you'll never get the same one twice.

The birds are highly aggressive or very passive, this is unknown until you see their interactions with other creatures, as the birds never attack each other or other birds

Dwarves killed by these birds come back as thralls, which will use all your building materials to make endless fields of giant goddam pyramids.

These pyramids also have a small chance to explode.

Into more eggs that hatch into more birds.

[Naturegirl1999]

In order to avoid frustration, stresseating dwarves won't eat from your food stores. Instead, they will grab the nearest creature and devour it.

If the stresseating dwarves eat enough dwarves they turn into elves.

And subsequently explode.

Each of the bits left after the explosion then turn into eggs, each hatching into a different bird

Said birds are procedurally-generated, so you'll never get the same one twice.

The birds are highly aggressive or very passive, this is unknown until you see their interactions with other creatures, as the birds never attack each other or other birds

Dwarves killed by these birds come back as thralls, which will use all your building materials to make endless fields of giant goddam pyramids.

These pyramids also have a small chance to explode.

Into more eggs that hatch into more birds.

Persnid eggs will hatch birds with the ability to turn other creatures into random birds upon touch

[King Zultan]

In order to avoid frustration, stresseating dwarves won't eat from your food stores. Instead, they will grab the nearest creature and devour it.

If the stresseating dwarves eat enough dwarves they turn into elves.

And subsequently explode.

Each of the bits left after the explosion then turn into eggs, each hatching into a different bird

Said birds are procedurally-generated, so you'll never get the same one twice.

The birds are highly aggressive or very passive, this is unknown until you see their interactions with other creatures, as the birds never attack each other or other birds

Dwarves killed by these birds come back as thralls, which will use all your building materials to make endless fields of giant goddam pyramids.

These pyramids also have a small chance to explode.

Into more eggs that hatch into more birds.

Persnid eggs will hatch birds with the ability to turn other creatures into random birds upon touch

And these birds will eventually all explode.

[scourge728]

In order to avoid frustration, stresseating dwarves won't eat from your food stores. Instead, they will grab the nearest creature and devour it.

If the stresseating dwarves eat enough dwarves they turn into elves.

And subsequently explode.

Each of the bits left after the explosion then turn into eggs, each hatching into a different bird

Said birds are procedurally-generated, so you'll never get the same one twice.

The birds are highly aggressive or very passive, this is unknown until you see their interactions with other creatures, as the birds never attack each other or other birds

Dwarves killed by these birds come back as thralls, which will use all your building materials to make endless fields of giant goddam pyramids.

These pyramids also have a small chance to explode.

Into more eggs that hatch into more birds.

Persnid eggs will hatch birds with the ability to turn other creatures into random birds upon touch

And these birds will eventually all explode.

and each time a bird explodes it summons an exponentially increasing number of eggs

[Naturegirl1999]

In order to avoid frustration, stresseating dwarves won't eat from your food stores. Instead, they will grab the nearest creature and devour it.

If the stresseating dwarves eat enough dwarves they turn into elves.

And subsequently explode.

Each of the bits left after the explosion then turn into eggs, each hatching into a different bird

Said birds are procedurally-generated, so you'll never get the same one twice.

The birds are highly aggressive or very passive, this is unknown until you see their interactions with other creatures, as the birds never attack each other or other birds

Dwarves killed by these birds come back as thralls, which will use all your building materials to make endless fields of giant goddam pyramids.

These pyramids also have a small chance to explode.

Into more eggs that hatch into more birds.

Persnid eggs will hatch birds with the ability to turn other creatures into random birds upon touch

And these birds will eventually all explode.

and each time a bird explodes it summons an exponentially increasing number of eggs

To avoid FPS death, these eggs will each hatch into random statues

[MachoNacho]

In order to avoid frustration, stresseating dwarves won't eat from your food stores. Instead, they will grab the nearest creature and devour it.

If the stresseating dwarves eat enough dwarves they turn into elves.

And subsequently explode.

Each of the bits left after the explosion then turn into eggs, each hatching into a different bird

Said birds are procedurally-generated, so you'll never get the same one twice.

The birds are highly aggressive or very passive, this is unknown until you see their interactions with other creatures, as the birds never attack each other or other birds

Dwarves killed by these birds come back as thralls, which will use all your building materials to make endless fields of giant goddam pyramids.

These pyramids also have a small chance to explode.

Into more eggs that hatch into more birds.

Persnid eggs will hatch birds with the ability to turn other creatures into random birds upon touch

And these birds will eventually all explode.

and each time a bird explodes it summons an exponentially increasing number of eggs

To avoid FPS death, these eggs will each hatch into random statues

The statues automatically arrange themselves into pyramids.

(btw I think this quote pyramid is big enough now lol, we don't want to crash the forum)