Hello! New to the forum, though I've been playing the game on and off for about a year now.
Ever since I've started playing DF, though, I've never got a siege. In the 8+ forts I've ran (I like to spend a few weeks to a month on a single fort, and most last about 4-5 years, so I don't do many) not a single has had a siege. I've tried creating worlds where goblins rule and dwarves are almost extinct (My current one is on one of these worlds where the dwarves spread too thin and the elves and gobos killed almost all of them), I've settled right next to dark pits and dark fortresses, I've attacked them and raided and razed, I've produced thousands of bins of crafts. But nothing seems to work, and I'm always dead of FPS death before even a hint of a siege by year 5. It's the main reason it has been so hard for me to really enjoy my forts now.
And, on top of that I've never had a forgotten beast attack nor a beast attack in general. In my FIRST fort I had a werehog attack my fort, but ever since then I've never had any sort of event besides migrants and trading.
I use LNP, by the way.
Is there something I'm doing wrong, or any way I can force these attacks or sieges? It gets very frustrating when I spend years building moats, walls, fortifications, traps, spike pits, and training soldiers just for them to go unused (Besides the occasional dwarf falling into one of the said traps or spike pits). It's gotten to the point where I usually just release the clowns by year 5 instead of just leaving the fort in order to watch something happen.
Any way I can fix this? Or do I just have to wait for the RNG gods to bless me?