There are now two giant monsters at the big city, and one is dead.People are panicking in the big city as a giant monsters fight in it.Hell has been renamed to Centron Corporation.One of the monsters in the big city died.A large part of Canada is still on fire.Its November 1, 2:30 P.m.The_Two_Eternities didn't post for the tenth time so random action, if he doesn't post next turn he'll become a NPC.
Outsider didn't post for the seventh time so random action.
Yoink didn't post for the second time so random action.
Grab a wizard costume.
(5) During the chaos you steal a wizard costume from an abandoned store.
Your now a wizard you're currently in the big city, hiding in a store not that far from were the giant monsters are fighting.
" *fins up* Okay, okay, folks; I'm harmless, and your overlord is a friend of mine! I'll not do anything bad, just let me return to the material world."
Ask the Hell police if they can take me back to the material world.
If they can't do so, ask enemy post to do so.
(Getting hell police to take you home = 4) After a bit of walking the demons lead you to a door out of hell, which you walk through and you now find your self in the ruins of the big city, near by a giant monster get torn a part and bombed.
fuse some bodies into a human form which will take the boat to the other shore. The other hundreds of spider bodies will keep salvaging the lake (mostly to clean the trash out of it)
(Fusing into a human = 3+1 For god powers) You use your powers to fuse back into a human and sail the boat to the other shore, then you tie it to a post near the water to make sure it doesn't float away.
(Salvaging = 4) The other bodies pull some more wood, bottles, and some bits of plastic from the water.
now RIP IT APART by having all harpoons retract at once.
(Ripping it apart ten times = 3) They pull out and do some slight damage.
(Ripping it apart ten times = 5) They pull out ripping off pieces of the monster.
(Ripping it apart ten times = 3) They pull out of the monster as well.
(Ripping it apart ten times = 6) They rip out of the monster but get hurt in the process.
(Ripping it apart ten times = 5) They also pull out and rip off pieces of the monster.
(Ripping it apart ten times = 5) They pull out as well also ripping off pieces of the monster.
(Ripping it apart ten times = 5) They also rip out of the monster taking pieces of it with them.
(Ripping it apart ten times = 2) They pull out but don't do anymore damage than when they went in.
(Ripping it apart ten times = 5) They pull out of the monster and rip some pieces off.
(Ripping it apart ten times = 4) They pull out of the monster.
(Ripping it apart ten times = 5) They also rip out of the monster and take some pieces with them.
(Ripping it apart ten times = 2) They also don't do any more damage.
(Ripping it apart ten times = 3) They also pull out and do some slight damage.
(Ripping it apart ten times = 3) They also pull out of the monster.
(Ripping it apart ten times = 6) They also rip out of the monster and hurt them selves in the process.
You succeed in ripping apart the other monster, and even though the monsters dead the military keeps shooting and bombing the corpse.
"No problem. Bye CABL. I'd come with, but you blew up my house. Demons, would you kindly show my friend to the door?"
"Now then. With the recent changes, I figure it's high time for a change in our business strategy. I was thinking...educational PSAs."
Turn Hell to the purpose of making PSAs and short educational films for the material world. We'll call our business Centron Corporation.
(Changing purpose of hell = 3) You hold a big meeting with the board of directors, all the chair members, and shareholders, and tell then about the new direction you want to take hell in and how you want to release educational PSAs, while they don't entirely hate the idea they want you to give them a better of how this will benefit them and turn a profit before they except the idea.
(Name for business = 4) They do like the name and immediately except it, and start the process of renaming everything.
ask the new resident to search for other survivors or wayward travelers to stay. scavenge for more food in the meantime, then till the farming plot.
(Getting him to find more people = 6) You tell him that you want him to go gather people for the town, but he gets a really strange look on his face and pulls out a knife and runs into the woods, you have a feeling that he didn't quite get what you wanted him to do.
(Does he find any one = 1) He comes back several minutes later with several severed human heads, yeah he definitely didn't get what you were asking him to do.
(Scavenging for food = 3) You search around for a bit, but only come up with three cans off food.
(Tilling the farming plot = 4) It doesn't take that long to till the farm plot.
Meditate to gain bonuses whenever I roll lower than 4, on my next roll, +/- 1. I shall ascend my powers to the next level.
Dino Actions as usual.
(Meditating for +1 for numbers under 4 = 6-1 For no overshoots thing) You meditate until you obtain the ability to have a +1 for every roll under 4.
(Mining = 6-1 For structural supports) They mine even more stone and copper.
(Making copper tools = 3+1 For knowledge and tools) After a bit of work they create copper tools.
(Figuring out a use for clay = 4) After a bit of tinkering they figure out how to make items from clay and how to heat them so they keep their shapes.
(Food preservation = 5) After even more tinkering they figure out how to preserve food using salt and smoking.
(5) It takes a bit but you finally make in down to ground level.
EAT ALL THE SLEEPING PILLS AND GO TO SLEEP IN THE HOTEL BED.
(Eating all the pills = 6) You run around the world at the speed of light and eat every sleeping pill ever.
(Going to sleep = 5+1 For EATING ALL THE PILLS) You immediately fall asleep and go from a dream in a dream, to a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream.
You now find your self in on the ground in a gas station parking lot.
"Oh no, the lizard thing wasn't the enemy at all, it only wanted to do whatever lizard things do."
Try to make it feel better and make friends with it.
(Making it feel better = 4) You tell the lizard thing that your sorry for kicking it and it accepts your apology.
(Making friends with it = 4) Then you and the lizard thing make friends after talking about stuff for a bit.
Keep attacking the monster.
(6) You have the crew fire the cannons at the monster again, but as soon as you have them fire the monster gets ripped apart and dies and then your told that the cannons are out of ammo.
Keep mining, and figure out how to melt lots of copper, then build some water storage things.
(Mining = 2+1 For structural supports) The mine doesn't produce anything this time around.
(Melting copper = 1) Several dinosaurs die in an accident involving molten copper.
(Building water storage = 5) They also build several water storage containers.
Screw this, me and the other werewolves will pick up the car and move it out of town.
(6) You and the others carry the car for a bit, and eventually everyone gets tired and you realize that you have carried the car to somewhere it can't drive out of.
NPC stuff:Attack the new giant monster.
(Attacking = 5) They shoot the monster some more even though its dead.
(Attacking = 3) They miss and kill some civilians.
(Attacking = 5) They also continue to shoot the dead monster.
Health 0%[/s] DEAD]
Try and break free from the harpoons.
(6-6 Because it really dead) It doesn't do shit because its dead.
Sleep for a bit and go back to sleep.
(Sleeping = 5) They continue to sleep.
(Going back to sleep = 3) They continue to not sleep.
Runaway!
(Running = 5) They all get out of the city.
(Running = 2) They get stuck in traffic.
(Running = 2) They also get stuck in traffic.
(Running = 3) Only a few get out of the city.
Kill the little monster.
(Killing = 5) They continue to shoot the dead monster.
(Killing = 4) They also shoot the dead monster.
(Killing = 4) Even they keep shooting the dead monster.
Kill the little monster.
(Killing = 3) They miss the dead monster and blow up a group of civilians.
(Killing = 4) They hit the dead monster.
(Killing = 4) They also hit the dead monster.
Kill the little monster.
(5) They blow up whats left of the monster.
Canada stuff:Fight the fire?
(Firefighting = 4) They put out some of the fire.
(Firefighting = 4) They also put out some of the fire.
(Firefighting = 5) They put out quite a bit of the fire.
(Firefighting = 3) They don't really affect the fire.
(Firefighting = 4) Even they put out some fire.
Does the fire get worse?
(5) The fire gets worse.
Do people die in the fire?
(4) A large group of people die to the fire.
Percent of fire contained: 43%
How bad is the fire:
BADPercent of Ontario on fire: 31%
Stats:Canada population: 37,054,553
Canadian military: 70,626
Canadians killed: 124,245
US Population: 325,719,178
US military: 1,842,389
Americans killed: 13,156
Big city Population: 452,539
Displaced people: 7,062
People fleeing the city: 8,690
Big city dead: 5,014
Percent of big city destroyed: 65%
Total killed: 137,401
Total killed in the past: 23
The_Two_Eternities
Health: FINE
What you are: Pirate ghost with some of the Halloween spirit in it, Captain of Halloween
Inventory: Candy shaped gold, a few mind-controlled cops, landship with destroyed tank cannon powered by candy and seven cannons no ammo, doctor ghost, lots of materials, several toy cannons, forging equipment, one of the crew members knows how to forge stuff, several pickaxes
Location: Big city
ziizo
Health: FINE
What you are: Human and hundreds of dog sized pumpkin spiders, God, energized
Inventory: A whole lot of candy, a lot more candy, several empty bottles and jars, some cans of tuna, and cooked salmon, some screws ,a few more boards, a boat, more wood, some bottles, some bits of plastic
Location: On the shore, Spooky fortress
TricMagic
Health: FINE
What you are: Pixie, Magic pixie of Halloween, Candy Queen of Magic, Halloween, and Dinosaurs, telekinesis, boosted powers, improved power, perfect control of powers, no overshoots from powers, all 2=3 from now on, no longer rolls ones, +1 for every roll under 4
Inventory: Some candy, one metric ton of candy, Doomblade's dead body The headless Horseman with candy horse, big fat triceratops, large group of dinosaurs
Location: Kingdom of dinosaurs and candy
Enemy post
Health: Okay, small scratches and cuts, hurt face, even more pain in the face
What you are: Human, In charge of hell Centron Corporation
Inventory: Hammer, fake bandage costume, ukulele, cell phone, the Knowledge of how to play the ukulele, some random candy, pencil
Location: Fourteenth circle of hell, your office
Yoink
Health: FINE, -one hand
What you are: Human, with army helmet and flack jacket
Inventory: Handsaw, Ultra realistic amputee costume, Yoink's severed hand, ducktape, a bigger better bag with belongings, memorized the trick-or-treat plan, mop sort of spooky, knife, some candy, HOLY VACUUM CLEANER with a bunch demons inside, padlock with key, sedan, metal box of grenades, one random guy, everyone will try to be safer, several dead bodies respectfully put to the side, everyone has High-Vis vests, cell phone, well shared and liked fundraiser, helpful guy temporary in charge
Location: Little camp outside of town, enough shacks to house everyone, Yoink's shack with small fenced in yard
Doomblade187
Health: FINE, a possessed demon
What you are: Ghost inside a demon, to spooky, ruler of the SPOOKY REALM, KING OF THE DINO AGE, King of dinosaurs
Inventory: Doomblade187's ghostly severed head, rock that kind of looks like a throne
Location: Kingdom of dinosaur
Egan_BW
Health: OKAY, hurt on stuff, hurt on more stuff, hurt some more
What you are: Fleshhorror, is bullet proof, taser proof, and poison gas proof, combat ready, smart, reinforced, fire proof, Sixty four stories tall, has wings, Powerful nose, magic-interdiction organ, 150 tentacle harpoon things, hurt feeling
Inventory: Partly finished human costume
Location: Big city
Outsider
Health: OKAY, hurt places
What you are: Embodiment of Halloween: Masked Rider Jack-O
Inventory: Can transform, in Kamen rider form, lizard thing friend
Location: Big city, in the park
Ama the werewolf
Health: FINE
What you are: strong and obese Werewolf
Inventory: two werewolf friends, Burnt werewolf friend, lime green two door hatchback, four assault rifles with a bunch of ammo, four pistols with a bunch of ammo, several gold items, a bunch of money, a bunch more money, a bunch of canned food, a bunch of bottled water
Location: Outside the big city
CABL
Health: OKAY, injured head, several scratches,burn side
What you are: Super Strong Death Metal Ninja Dolphin, hidden in a cardboard box
Inventory: A bag of a few explosive beans, sharp demon horn, thirty demon monies, increased strength, killed Satan
Location: Big city ruins
Dustan Hache
Health: FINE
What you are: knight
Inventory: random candy, blessed and enchanted sword more damaging, healing spells, detect undead spell, a big pile of wood and concrete, one guy, one package of seeds, a few cans of food, three cans of food, several severed human heads
Location: Castle next to the water in town ruins, with several houses, farm plot tilled
Smoke Mirrors
Health: OKAY, Lots of cuts
What you are: Angelo and Diablo
Inventory:ANGARY's left arm, intangible that might be permanent, levitation, hurt feelings
Location: Fourteenth circle of hell
WyrdByrd
Health: FINE
What you are: Wizard
Inventory:
Location: Big city, a store
Effects:
The towns ruins have been quarantined.
The town is completely destroyed and is now a lake with the spooky fortress in the middle and a castle.
All of the town's cops are ether dead or gone.
Everyone who wears a costume turns into the thing the costume depicts.
Candy grant more magical power the more you have.
The state police are dead.
Big city:
A park with a lizard thing.
Imic's in there some where.
Renaissance fair
Hospital
Creatures:
Fleeing robot skeleton with a bunch of money stacks.
The army's here.
There is a Captain of Halloween.
There is a King of Halloween.
Other:
The area around where the town was is burn up.
A river.
A lake with two cabins, and a collapsed cabin.
A mountain, with a mine.
GREAT TRENCH.
Small camp outside town.
Super spooky fortress with spooky decorations, with a pumpkin vine, carved pumpkins with magic glowing insides, webs spread around the house, free heating forever, in the middle of a lake that was the town, nice looking little grove of fruit trees, solar powered, dock, wi-fi.
Canada:
Small town destroyed.
Some of the maple syrup is poisoned.
Thousands of people are dead.
Hell Centron Corporation:
Satan is dead.
Satan has one bodyguard, unconscious.
One of Satan's bodyguards is dead.
Has a area devoted to casinos, strip clubs, bars, theaters, and hotels.
Post office.
Has a bureaucratic area.
Financial building, on fire.
Several dead demons.
The past:
TricMagic's dinosaur kingdom: dinos in charge, science program, can make fire, can make wheels, social programs, better building materials and how to use them, refined building materials, education system, two wheeled cart, everyone has houses, primitave cloth made from plants, wood working, stone working, support structures, a mine, some stones, water storage methods, some stone, different kinds of stone, clothing, knowledge of different stones, some copper, know basic magic, know some basic spells, more stone, and more copper, more stone, several water storage tanks, knowledge of what metal is, some more stone, some more copper, advanced magic, advanced spells, delegation and organization, more stone, more copper, knowledge of what copper can be used for, more stone, know how to forge stuff, know how to make stuff from stone like blocks dishes and statues, more stone, copper tools, know how to use and make clay items, know how to preserve food using salt and smoke.
Doomblade187's dinosaur kingdom: can't swim, breathe air and water, know about science, can make fire, science programs, educations system, can make wheels, finally know about the wheel, two wheeled cart, improved basic tools, social programs, primitave cloth made from plants, woodworking, stone working, support structures, water storage methods, better building materials and how to use them, refined building materials, afraid of Doomblade yelling at them, ink, paper, every one has a house, a mine, playing cards, know how to play some card games including solitaire, go fish, black jack, Texas holdem and poker, a bunch of stone, a casino with dinosaurs working at it, a still, knowledge of how to make alcohol, some alcohol, stone coins, working economy, some more alcohol, a bunch of stone, a bunch of malleable stone, more alcohol, knowledge of what metal is, some copper, more copper, more stone, several stores to sell stuff from that are fully staked with workers, knowledge of what copper can be used for, more stone, several water storage containers.
Dinosaurs know telekinesis, how to fish, agriculture, build buildings, and structural integrity.
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