There are now two giant monsters at the big city, and one is eating it.The army abandoned the quarantine and went to attack the monsters.People are panicking in the big city as a giant monster eats it.The armies coming to kill the newest giant monsters.More firefighters have arrived in Canada.A large part of Canada is now on fire.Its no longer raining.Its November 1, 12:00 A.m.ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES didn't post for the ten time but no random action as he's dead, if he doesn't post next turn he will be dead permanently.
The_Two_Eternities didn't post for the fifth time so random action.
Outsider didn't post for the second time so random action.
Dustan Hache didn't post so random action.
Smoke Mirrors didn't post so random action.
Yoink didn't post so random action.
Run up and tackle Smoke Mirrors out the window.
(5) You wait for the perfect opportunity, and when you see it you jump from behind the desk and rush Smoke Mirrors and you both smash through the window and begin to fall, it looks like it'll take a bit before you both hit the ground.
Teach them about the Magic of Friendship.
Dino Actions.
(Teaching the magic of friendship = 1+2 For basic magic) After a bit it becomes obvious that they're having difficulty understanding what your trying to teach them.
(Mining = 6-1 For support structures) There was almost a disaster in the mine but it was avoided thanks to the support structures, they also mined some more stone.
(Building water storage = 1+3 For tools and knowledge) They build several water storage tanks around their farms.
Try to see if I still have wi-fi in the spooky fortress.
If I don't use god magic to give good wi-fi to it
(Do you still have wi-fi = 4) Thankfully that expensive wi-fi equipment you had installed still works, so you can still use the internet.
Spring out from the cardboard box, then rush towards Angelo/Diablo and deliver a powerful tail kick to his jaw.
(Springing = 6-1 For ninja) You quickly spring the trap as soon as you hear Angelo/Diablo's voice.
(Kicking in the face = 2) And when you go to deliver the kick you see that Angelo/Diablo and Enemy post are currently falling from a broken window, so you can't really kick him from where you are.
Also the smoke that was around you suddenly disappears.
Saunter over to the big city and casually punch the giant monster over there into a thousand tiny pieces with a single earth-shattering punch using the culmination of all my strength and mass.
Also grow a magic-interdiction organ to keep gods or whatever from messing with me.
(Getting to the big city = 4) It takes a bit but you still get there faster than if you had driven.
(Punching the monster = 5) When you see the monster you run up to it and punch (Does it die = 6) and it blocks the punch and shoves you backwards into a building.
(Growing an magic-interdiction organ = 6-1 For being able to mutate) Also during all of this you grow that organ you wanted.
Several buildings get destroyed and dozens of people die because of your fighting.
Start rebuilding the town around the castle.
(2) You would start rebuilding the town but you realize that you used up most of the materials building the castle.
Have the smoke try to choke the dolphin again.
(1) You try yet again to make the smoke kill the dolphin, but you instead end up killing the smoke.
Then suddenly the guy that's been hiding behind the desk bum rushes you and pushes you out the window, and you get lots of cuts from the glass, you and the guy are now falling towards the ground.
DO SOME JUMPS AND GYMNASTIC SHIT TO GET DOWN AND OUT OF THE BUILDING.
(Jumps = 5) You do all kinds of sick jumps and shit through the collapsing building.
(Gymnastic shit = 4) Then you do all kinds of gymnastic shit to get even further down in the collapsing building.
(Getting out = 3) Right as you get to the bottom of the building you path is blocked by the reanimated corpses of the evil eggplant men.
Go fight the obviously evil lizard thing.
(3) You spend several minutes chasing the lizard thing around, but you never catch up to it.
Have them forge more cannons and mount them to the land ship.
(Forging cannons = 5) Four more cannons are forged form the iron you acquired.
(Mounting the cannons = 3) Your crew tells you that they are tired from all the mining and want to sit for a bit before they install the cannons.
Have the mine continue to work, and create an some money and an economy so my casino has a purpose.
(Mining = 5) They mine out even more stone.
(Creating money = 5) It takes a bit but you get them to make coins from some of the stone.
(Making an economy = 5) Then you create an economy where your stone coins have value and can be used to by stuff, meaning your casino now has a purpose and a working economy.
Keep trying to leave.
(2) You continue to be stuck in traffic.
NPC stuff:Go to the big city and attack the new giant monster.
(Going = 4) They also get arrive and see that there's two monsters.
(Attacking the giant monster= 2) They were going to attack but now there's two of them.
(Going = 3) They continue to be lost.
Its time to eat the big city!
(3) It only gets to eat some of the city before it gets attached by the giant wolf thing, it only grows four stories taller.
Sit around and rest for a bit.
(Sitting around = 5) They fall asleep.
(Sitting around = 4) They also fall asleep.
Runaway!
(Running = 4) They get out of the city.
(Running = 3) They gets stuck in traffic.
(Running = 5) They also get out.
(Running = 1) One of the monsters steps on them.
Canada stuff:Fight the fire?
(Firefighting = 5) They put out a huge chunk of the fire.
(Firefighting = 5) They also put out a large chunk of the fire.
(Firefighting = 1) They all burn up.
(Firefighting = 3) They don't really do anything.
(Firefighting = 6) They make the fire slightly worse.
(Firefighting = 3) They don't really affect the fire.
(Firefighting = 2) They don't really do anything this time.
Does the fire get worse?
(1) It doesn't.
Do people die in the fire?
(2) No one dies this time.
Percent of fire contained: 23%
How bad is the fire:
REALLY BAD!Percent of Ontario on fire: 36%
Stats:Canada population: 37,054,553
Canadian military: 70,626
Canadians killed: 123,253
US Population: 325,719,178
US military: 1,842,457
Americans killed: 8,826
Big city Population: 452,539
Displaced people: 7,062
People fleeing the city: 1735
Big city dead: 1,187
Percent of big city destroyed: 20%
Total killed: 132,514
Total killed in the past: 18
Turns until the army arrives: 1The_Two_Eternities
Health: FINE
What you are: Pirate ghost with some of the Halloween spirit in it, Captain of Halloween
Inventory: Candy shaped gold, a few mind-controlled cops, landship with destroyed tank cannon powered by candy and three cannons, doctor ghost, lots of materials, several toy cannons, forging equipment, one of the crew members knows how to forge stuff, several pickaxes, four cannons
Location: Base of a mountain, with a mine
ziizo
Health: FINE
What you are: hundreds of dog sized pumpkin spiders, God, energized
Inventory: A whole lot of candy, a lot more candy, several empty bottles and jars, some cans of tuna, and cooked salmon, some small pieces of burnt wood, lots of screws, lots of boards
Location: Spooky fortress
TricMagic
Health: FINE
What you are: Pixie, Magic pixie of Halloween, Candy Queen of Magic, Halloween, and Dinosaurs, telekinesis, boosted powers, improved power, perfect control of powers, no overshoots from powers, all 2=3 from now on, no longer rolls ones
Inventory: Some candy, one metric ton of candy, Doomblade's dead body The headless Horseman with candy horse, big fat triceratops, large group of dinosaurs
Location: Kingdom of dinosaurs and candy
Enemy post
Health: Okay, small scratches and cuts, hurt face, even more pain in the face
What you are: Human, Satan's personal assistant
Inventory: Hammer, fake bandage costume, ukulele, cell phone, the Knowledge of how to play the ukulele, some random candy, pencil
Location: Falling out a window
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES
Health: DEAD
What you are: Dead, King of Halloween, GOD OF HALLOWEEN, immune to overshoots
Inventory:
Location: Canada
Yoink
Health: FINE, -one hand
What you are: Human, with army helmet and flack jacket
Inventory: Handsaw, Ultra realistic amputee costume, Yoink's severed hand, ducktape, a bigger better bag with belongings, memorized the trick-or-treat plan, mop sort of spooky, knife, some candy, HOLY VACUUM CLEANER with a bunch demons inside, padlock with key, sedan, metal box of grenades, one random guy, everyone will try to be safer, several dead bodies respectfully put to the side, everyone has High-Vis vests, cell phone, well shared and liked fundraiser, helpful guy temporary in charge
Location: Little camp outside of town, enough shacks to house everyone, Yoink's shack with small fenced in yard
Doomblade187
Health: FINE, a possessed demon
What you are: Ghost inside a demon, to spooky, ruler of the SPOOKY REALM, KING OF THE DINO AGE, King of dinosaurs
Inventory: Doomblade187's ghostly severed head, rock that kind of looks like a throne
Location: Kingdom of dinosaur
Egan_BW
Health: FINE
What you are: Fleshhorror, disguised as a werewolf, is bullet proof, taser proof, and poison gas proof, combat ready, smart, reinforced, fire proof, Sixty four stories tall, has wings, Powerful nose, magic-interdiction organ
Inventory: Partly finished human costume
Location: Big city
Outsider
Health: FINE
What you are: Embodiment of Halloween: Masked Rider Jack-O
Inventory: Can transform, in Kamen rider form
Location: Big city
Ama the werewolf
Health: FINE
What you are: strong and obese Werewolf
Inventory: two werewolf friends, Burnt werewolf friend, lime green two door hatchback, four assault rifles with a bunch of ammo, four pistols with a bunch of ammo, several gold items, a bunch of money, a bunch more money, a bunch of canned food, a bunch of bottled water
Location: Big city hospital
CABL
Health: OKAY, injured head, several scratches,burn side
What you are: Super Strong Death Metal Ninja Dolphin, hidden in a cardboard box
Inventory: A bag of a few explosive beans, sharp demon horn, thirty demon monies, increased strength, killed Satan
Location: Fourteenth circle of hell, hidden ambush location
Dustan Hache
Health: FINE
What you are: knight
Inventory: random candy, blessed and enchanted sword more damaging, healing spells, detect undead spell
Location: Castle next to the water in town ruins
Smoke Mirrors
Health: OKAY, Lots of cuts
What you are: Angelo and Diablo
Inventory:ANGARY's left arm
Location: Falling out window
Effects:
The towns ruins have been quarantined.
The town is completely destroyed and is now a lake with the spooky fortress in the middle and a castle.
All of the town's cops are ether dead or gone.
Everyone who wears a costume turns into the thing the costume depicts.
Candy grant more magical power the more you have.
The state police are dead.
Big city:
A park with a lizard thing.
Imic's in there some where.
Renaissance fair
Hospital
Creatures:
Fleeing robot skeleton with a bunch of money stacks.
The army's here.
There is a Captain of Halloween.
There is a King of Halloween.
Other:
The area around where the town was is burn up.
A river.
A lake with two cabins, and a collapsed cabin.
A mountain, with a mine.
GREAT TRENCH.
Small camp outside town.
Super spooky fortress with spooky decorations, with a pumpkin vine, carved pumpkins with magic glowing insides, webs spread around the house, free heating forever, in the middle of a lake that was the town, nice looking little grove of fruit trees, solar powered, dock, wi-fi.
Canada:
Small town destroyed.
Some of the maple syrup is poisoned.
Thousands of people are dead.
Hell:
Satan is dead.
Satan has one bodyguard, unconscious.
One of Satan's bodyguards is dead.
Has a area devoted to casinos, strip clubs, bars, theaters, and hotels.
Post office.
Has a bureaucratic area.
Financial building, on fire.
Several dead demons.
The past:
TricMagic's dinosaur kingdom, dinos in charge, science program, can make fire, can make wheels, social programs, improved basic tools, better building materials and how to use them, refined building materials, education system, two wheeled cart, everyone has houses, primitave cloth made from plants, wood working, stone working, support structures, a mine, some stones, water storage methods, some stone, different kinds of stone, clothing, knowledge of different stones, malleable stone, know basic magic, know some basic spells, more stone, and more malleable stone, more stone, several water storage tanks.
Doomblade187's dinosaur kingdom, can't swim, breathe air and water, know about science, can make fire, science programs, educations system, can make wheels, finally know about the wheel, two wheeled cart, improved basic tools, social programs, primitave cloth made from plants, woodworking, stone working, support structures, water storage methods, better building materials and how to use them, refined building materials, afraid of Doomblade yelling at them, ink, paper, every one has a house, a mine, playing cards, know how to play some card games including solitaire, go fish, black jack, Texas holdem and poker, a bunch of stone, a casino, a still, knowledge of how to make alcohol, some alcohol, stone coins, working economy.
Dinosaurs know telekinesis, how to fish, agriculture, build buildings, and structural integrity.
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