A giant monster has arrived at the big city, finally.A large part of Canada is now on fire.Its raining.Its November 1, 10:00 A.m.ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES didn't post for the sixth time but no random action as he's dead.
Dustan Hache didn't post so random action.
KitRougard didn't post so random action.
The_Two_Eternities didn't post so random action.
KARATE CHOP A FIRE EXTINGUISHER I CARRY, USING IT AS A MAKESHIFT SMOKE GRENADE!
ESCAPE THE OFFICE BUILDING!
(Karate chopping = 3+2 For ninja) You throw the fire extinguisher up into the air and unleash a powerful kung fu chop onto it which causes it to explode and spray its content everywhere obscuring all vision.
(Getting out = 3+2 For ninja) Using your ninja powers you quickly jump out of Satan's office, pry open the doors to the elevator shaft and slide down the cables, land on the elevator car, kick the emergency hatch off the elevator, jump out the open doors and stealthily sneak out of the building.
Meditate to gain Perfect Control of my Powers.{No Overshoots on 6 when using my powers}
Dino Actions.
(Meditating for perfect control = 4) After some time you gain perfect control over your powers and now never have to fear overshoots when you use your powers. (Dinos can still have overshoots as their not influenced by your powers.)
(Continue mining = 3) The mine doesn't make much progress this time around and they only come out with some stone.
(Improve the tools = 6-1 For tools) After much tinkering they manage to improve on the tools they already have.
go back to salvage materials to build the dock.
(5) After several minutes you gather even more large planks of wood.
KILL
(1+2-1 [+2 For powers] [-1 For sudden blindness]) You begin to channel your powers into a kill spell when the dolphin pulls out a fire extinguisher and smashes it, which causes it to explode filling the room with white smoke making it impossible to see where the dolphin is.
Continue watching the fight and staying out of the way.
(Watching = 6) You peak your head out from behind the desk just long enough to get hit in the face with a fire extinguisher that went flying while spraying its content everywhere.
(Staying out of the way = 4) After the injury you decide to duck back behind the desk and hide.
Well, we have a lot of mass to work with here, and there still seems to be a lot more of ANGRY to find, so...
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Sniff out ANGRY bits x32
(Split THIRTY TWO TIMES = 2+1 For being able to do that) You try to split thirty two times but only manage to split sixteen times for some reason.
(Sniffing = 2+1 For tons of bits) After a bit of of searching you find and eat some ANGRY bits.
(Sniffing = 3) You look around for a bit and find some bits to eat.
(Sniffing = 4) You find some bits to eat.
(Sniffing = 4) You also find some bits to eat.
(Sniffing = 5) You find several large bits to eat.
(Sniffing = 5) You find even more large bits to eat.
(Sniffing = 3) You also spend some more time to find and eat some bits.
(Sniffing = 5) You also find some large bits to eat.
(Sniffing = 3) It takes a bit but you find some bits to eat.
(Sniffing = 3) It takes a bit but you also find some bits to eat.
(Sniffing = 5) You find and eat several large bits.
(Sniffing = 3) You find some bits to eat.
(Sniffing = 2+1 For tons of bits) You spend several minutes looking and eventually find some bits to eat.
(Sniffing = 5) You find several more large bits to eat.
(Sniffing = 4) You also find some bits to eat.
(Sniffing = 4) You gather up some bits and eat them.
After all of that all sixteen of you grow to about one story tall each.
WHIP OUT MY SMARTPHONE, OPEN THE APPROPRIATE APP AND CALL IN A SWARM OF UBERS TO DO BATTLE WITH THE TAXIS!
WHILE THEY'RE THUS OCCUPIED, CHARGE PAST INTO THE BASE TO RETRIEVE MY POTATOES!
(Getting the phone = 4) You quickly check your pockets and find your phone.
(Do you have the app = 5) And check it for the Uber app which you thankfully have.
(Calling a swarm of Ubers = 4) You make several calls or whatever you do get Ubers to show up, and summon a bunch of them.
(Ubers Vs Taxis = 2) As soon as the Ubers show up the taxis go after them and attack them, and you witness a massive slaughter the poor little Ubers didn't stand a chance, you hear the little Ubers honk in fear as the taxis tear them apart and even begin to eat some of the Ubers alive.
(Getting in the base = 4) While not quite what you wanted to happen it works well enough to keep the taxis away from you as you quickly run past bits and blood of dead Ubers and into the base proper.
(Saving the potatoes = 2) You would save the potatoes but you have to get to the very top of the building, and fight your way through all of the eggplant men that are armed with laser guns that make "pew pew" noises.
Keep building the castle.
(3)You continue to work on the castle but make little progress this time around.
Continue to build the village.
(6) You and the skeletons build another cabin, and watch as it immediately collapses.
Have the crew mine some more iron ore.
(5) The crew continues to mine and they produce a lot more iron ore.
Have them continue to build houses, and steal the information from TricMagic's dinos.
(Building = 4) They build even more houses.
(Stealing info = 4) You stealthy sneak into TricMagic's kingdom and steal all of the knowledge from the dinos.
Keep waiting around for the friend to wake up.
(4) After a bit more waiting the friend wakes up, and there's much happiness to be had.
NPC stuff:Guard the area around the town.
(Guard = 2) They sit around and do nothing.
(Guard = 4) They guard the area from any threats.
(Guard = 1) Rocks fall and some of them die.
Its time to go forth and eat the big city!
(5) Somehow against all odds the giant monster finally arrives at the big city.
Sit around and rest for a bit.
(Sitting around = 6-1 For safety) They sit and relax, safely.
(Sitting around = 2) They fail to relax
Canada stuff:Fight the fire?
(Firefighting = 1) Several of them die in the fire.
(Firefighting = 4) They put out some of the fire.
(Firefighting = 3) They don't really make a difference.
(Firefighting = 5) They put out a bunch of the fire.
Does the fire get worse?
(2) The fire doesn't really change that much.
Do people die in the fire?
(6) A bunch of people die in the burning town.
Percent of fire contained: 8%
How bad is the fire:
BAD!Percent of Ontario on fire: 35%
Stats:Canada population: 37,054,553
Canadian military: 70,626
Canadians killed: 122,328
US Population: 325,719,178
US military: 1,842,457
Americans killed: 8,074
Big city Population: 452,539
Displaced people: 7,062
Total killed: 130,402
Total killed in the past: 18
The_Two_Eternities
Health: FINE
What you are: Pirate ghost with some of the Halloween spirit in it, Captain of Halloween
Inventory: Candy shaped gold, a few mind-controlled cops, landship with destroyed tank cannon powered by candy and three cannons, doctor ghost, lots of materials, several toy cannons, forging equipment, one of the crew members knows how to forge stuff, several pickaxes, a lot of iron ore
Location: Base of a mountain, with a mine
ziizo
Health: FINE
What you are: hundreds of dog sized pumpkin spiders, God, energized
Inventory: A whole lot of candy, a lot more candy, several pieces of burnt wood, several empty bottles and jars, some cans of tuna, and cooked salmon, some small pieces of burnt wood, some large boards, several large boards, lots of screws, lots of boards, more large planks of wood
Location: Spooky fortress
TricMagic
Health: FINE
What you are: Pixie, Magic pixie of Halloween, Candy Queen of Magic, Halloween, and Dinosaurs, telekinesis, boosted powers, improved power, perfect control of powers, no overshoots from powers
Inventory: Some candy, one metric ton of candy, Doomblade's dead body The headless Horseman with candy horse, big fat triceratops, large group of dinosaurs
Location: Kingdom of dinosaurs and candy
Enemy post
Health: Okay, small scratches and cuts, hurt face, even more pain in the face
What you are: Human, Satan's personal assistant
Inventory: Hammer, fake bandage costume, ukulele, cell phone, the Knowledge of how to play the ukulele, some random candy, pencil
Location: Behind Satan's desk
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES
Health: DEAD
What you are: Dead, King of Halloween, GOD OF HALLOWEEN, immune to overshoots
Inventory:
Location: Canada
Yoink
Health: FINE, -one hand
What you are: Human, with army helmet and flack jacket
Inventory: Handsaw, Ultra realistic amputee costume, Yoink's severed hand, ducktape, a bigger better bag with belongings, memorized the trick-or-treat plan, mop sort of spooky, knife, some candy, HOLY VACUUM CLEANER with a bunch demons inside, padlock with key, sedan, metal box of grenades, one random guy, everyone will try to be safer, several dead bodies respectfully put to the side, everyone has High-Vis vests, cell phone, well shared and liked fundraiser, helpful guy temporary in charge
Location: Little camp outside of town, enough shacks to house everyone, Yoink's shack with small fenced in yard
Doomblade187
Health: FINE, a possessed demon
What you are: Ghost inside a demon, to spooky, ruler of the SPOOKY REALM, KING OF THE DINO AGE, King of dinosaurs
Inventory: Doomblade187's ghostly severed head, rock that kind of looks like a throne
Location: Kingdom of dinosaur
Egan_BW
Health: FINE
What you are: Sixteen identical Fleshhorror, disguised as a werewolf, is bullet proof, taser proof, and poison gas proof, combat ready, smart, reinforced, fire proof, one story tall, Sixteen rolls per action every turn, has wings, Powerful nose
Inventory: Partly finished human costume
Location: Canada
KitRougard
Health: OKAY, hurt face. hurt head, headache
What you are: Robot skeleton, fireproof
Inventory: A few fireproof robot skeletons, one random person, a few robot skeletons, some more robot skeletons
Location: A lake with two cabins, and a collapsed cabin
Ama the werewolf
Health: FINE
What you are: strong and obese Werewolf
Inventory: two werewolf friends, Burnt werewolf friend in hospital, lime green two door hatchback, four assault rifles with a bunch of ammo, four pistols with a bunch of ammo, several gold items, a bunch of money, a bunch more money
Location: Big city hospital
CABL
Health: OKAY, injured head, several scratches,burn side
What you are: Super Strong Death Metal Ninja Dolphin
Inventory: A bag of a few explosive beans, sharp demon horn, thirty demon monies, increased strength, killed Satan
Location: Fourteenth circle of hell
Dustan Hache
Health: FINE
What you are: knight
Inventory: random candy, blessed and enchanted sword more damaging, healing spells, detect undead spell
Location: Partially built castle next to the water in town ruins
Smoke Mirrors
Health: OKAY, hurt face, slapped face, broken leg
What you are: Angelo and Diablo
Inventory:ANGARY's left arm
Location: Satan's office
Effects:
The towns ruins have been quarantined.
The town is completely destroyed and is now a lake with the spooky fortress in the middle.
All of the town's cops are ether dead or gone.
Everyone who wears a costume turns into the thing the costume depicts.
Candy grant more magical power the more you have.
The state police are dead.
Big city:
Imic's in there some where.
Renaissance fair
Hospital
Creatures:
Fleeing robot skeleton with a bunch of money stacks.
The army's here.
There is a Captain of Halloween.
There is a King of Halloween.
Other:
The area around where the town was is burn up.
A river.
A lake.
A mountain, with a mine.
GREAT TRENCH.
Small camp outside town.
Super spooky fortress with spooky decorations, with a pumpkin vine, carved pumpkins with magic glowing insides, webs spread around the house, free heating forever, in the middle of a lake that was the town, nice looking little grove of fruit trees, solar powered.
Canada:
Small town destroyed.
Some of the maple syrup is poisoned.
Thousands of people are dead.
Hell:
Satan is dead.
Satan has one bodyguard, unconscious.
One of Satan's bodyguards is dead.
Has a area devoted to casinos, strip clubs, bars, theaters, and hotels.
Post office.
Has a bureaucratic area.
Financial building, on fire.
Several dead demons.
The past:
TricMagic's dinosaur kingdom, dinos in charge, science program, can make fire, can make wheels, social programs, improved basic tools, better building materials and how to use them, refined building materials, education system, two wheeled cart, everyone has houses, primitave cloth made from plants, wood working, stone working, support structures, a mine, some stones, water storage methods, some stone.
Doomblade187's dinosaur kingdom, can't swim, breathe air and water, several houses, know about science, even more house, can make fire, science programs, educations system, even more house, more houses, can make wheels, finally know about the wheel, two wheeled cart, improved basic tools, one house, more houses, social programs, primitave cloth made from plants, woodworking, stone working, support structures, water storage methods, better building materials and how to use them, refined building materials, afraid of Doomblade yelling at them, more houses.
Dinosaurs know telekinesis, how to fish, agriculture, build buildings and structural integrity.
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