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Egan_BW

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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #450 on: January 07, 2019, 11:18:18 pm »

Well, keep sniffing. Until there's no more left.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #451 on: January 10, 2019, 06:02:37 am »

DREAM UP SOME SORT OF SPEEDY AND STYLISH VEHICLE WITH WHICH TO PURSUE THE FLYING BANANA AND ITS CRETINOUS CREW!   
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #452 on: January 10, 2019, 09:11:28 am »

Sorry about posting the turn late all the time, I'm gonna try and be more consistent.

The ruins of the town have been quarantined.
A large part of Canada is now on fire.
Its raining.
Its November 1 9:00A.m.
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES didn't post for the forth time but no random action as he's dead.
Dustan Hache didn't post for the second time so random action.
KitRougard didn't post for the second time so random action.

Teach the dinos about support structures. Keep the mines up with wood logs/beams.

Meditate to gain better control of my powers.

More Dino actions.
(Teaching about supports = 6-1 For for knowing about structural integrity) After a bit of talking and demonstration combined with the knowledge of structural integrity the dinos learn about support structures.
(Meditating = 3) You meditate for a bit but nothing comes from it.
(Working with stone = 3+1 For tools) After a bit of trial and error they figure out how to work with stone.
(Water storage = 1+1 For tools) They try to create away to store water, but can't really come up with anything usable.

fuse into hundreds of dog sized pumpkin spiders then remove the boards of the windows
(Fusing = 5) After several minutes your number is reduced and your size increased.
(Removing boards = 2) You yet again try to remove the boards, but you still can't even with your increased size,it turns out after closer inspection that the boards have been screwed on with way more screws than necessary, looks like you'll need a screwdriver or something to remove them.

"WATCH HOW THE INFERNO COLLAPSES WITHOUT ITS MASTER, FUCKBOY!"

NOW THAT THE SATAN IS DEAD, ITS TIME TO DEAL WITH ANGELO/DIABLO: BY GRAPPLING AND BREAKING HIS LEGS, THEN FINISHING HIM OFF WITH AN EXPLOSIVE BEAN!

(Breaking his legs = 4) Using your strength you manage to break one of his legs before he can stand up.
(Explosive bean = 2) You then jump back and pull out a explosive bean and throw it at him, but nothing happens, it must have been a dud.
Right after you threw the bean Angelo/Diablo shoots you with a beam of some kind and burns your side.

You, f*cking idiot! You really shouldn’t have done that.
Powers of Heaven and Hell use the now chaotic power of Hell and use it to utterly destroy the Dolphin.
(5-1 For pain from broken leg) When you try to stand up the dolphin smacks you so hard it beaks you leg and it throws a bean at you for some reason, then you use your powers to shoot the dolphin, but the pain from your recently broken leg throws your aim off and you only manage to graze its side.

Quickly glance back and forth at Angelo/Diablo and CABL's imminent showdown, before running and hiding behind Satan's desk.
(4) You quickly glance around, then you run and jump over Satan's desk and hide behind it.

Have them start making cannons for the landship.

No idea how I forgot that letter.
(4) After a bit of work and all the iron you had, three cannons are created, but not installed.

Well, keep sniffing. Until there's no more left.
(Sniffing = 4) You sniff around for a bit and find several more bits of ANGRY which you eat.
(Sniffing = 4) You all so find some bits of ANGRY to eat.
(More sniffing = 5) You find even more big ANGRY bits which you eat, this causes you to grow even bigger.
(More sniffing = 3+1 For bits basically everywhere) You find and eat more ANGRY bits, which causes you to grow even bigger.
You have a feeling that there's even more ANGRY bits to be found.

DREAM UP SOME SORT OF SPEEDY AND STYLISH VEHICLE WITH WHICH TO PURSUE THE FLYING BANANA AND ITS CRETINOUS CREW!   
You dream up a vehicle to use, it can go (Speedy = 2) slightly faster than a electric wheelchair, and it looked like (Stylish = 3) a regular sedan with nothing special about it.
(Following the banana = 5) but even with how slow this vehicle can go you manage to follow the flying banana all the way to the eggplant man base which looks like a massive box of detergent surrounded by a moat of molten baked beans, looking around you can't seem to find a door so you'll need to find a way in.

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Rebuild the collapsed portion of the castle, then continue building.
(Rebuilding = 4) After several minutes of work you rebuild the portion of the castle that collapsed.
(Building more = 4) You spend the rest of the time building even more on the castle.

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Keep working on the village.
(2) You and the others would but you all fell asleep somehow.

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Have them continue to build houses, and show them tools.
(Tools = 4) You tell them and show them tools and they learn it right away so you don't yell at them again.
(Building = 1+1 For structural integrity) They only build one house this time around.

Quote from: Ama the werewolf
Sit with the friend for a bit.
(3) You get to the friends room but he's asleep so you don't wake him.

NPC stuff:
Quote from: infantry platoons  X4
Guard the area around the town and send some of them back to base.
(Guard = 5) They keep people out of the area.
(Guard = 4) They also keep people out of the area.
(Guard = 5) They protect the area.
(Back to base = 5) They go back to the base.

Quote from: Gates of Hell Haunted House - Thirty six stories tall
Its time to go forth and eat the big city!
(3) It gets slightly closer to the town, slowest damn monster ever.

Quote from: Yoink's small army of volunteers
Sit around and rest for a bit.
(Sitting around = 5) They all sit around and talk for a bit.
(Sitting around = 2) One guy sits in an ant bed.

Canada stuff:
Quote from: Canadian firefighters x5
Fight the fire?
(Firefighting = 4) They put out some of the fire.
(Firefighting = 3) They put out some small fires.
(Firefighting = 2) Somehow they can't find any fire to put out.
(Firefighting = 4) They put out some fires.
(Firefighting = 2) The work they do doesn't put a dint in the fire.

Quote from: Fire
Does the fire get worse?
(5) The fire gets even worse.

Quote from: Fire killing people
Do people die in the fire?
(4) Another group of people die in the burning town.

Percent of fire contained: 5%
How bad is the fire: BAD!
Percent of Ontario on fire: 38%

Stats:
Canada population: 37,054,553
Canadian military: 70,626
Canadians killed: 121,618

US Population: 325,719,178
US military: 1,842,471
Americans killed: 8,060

Big city Population: 452,539
Displaced people: 7,062

Total killed: 129,678
Total killed in the past: 18
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #453 on: January 10, 2019, 10:02:49 am »

Use magic to unscrew the boards in the windows
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #454 on: January 10, 2019, 10:49:08 am »

Meditate to gain better control of my powers.

More Dino Actions.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #455 on: January 10, 2019, 11:38:58 am »

"NOW I'M REALLY MAD!"

GRAPPLE AND THROW ANGELO/DIABLO OUT IN THE WINDOW!
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #456 on: January 10, 2019, 01:20:20 pm »

Keep building the castle, I want this thing to be solid enough to resist a siege!
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #457 on: January 10, 2019, 03:31:25 pm »

Murder the Dolphin.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #458 on: January 10, 2019, 03:53:41 pm »

Nervously peek out from behind the desk.

"Worldstar!..."
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #459 on: January 10, 2019, 03:56:24 pm »

Keep eating angry.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #460 on: January 10, 2019, 04:01:30 pm »

Wake up, re-commence buildinbg the village
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #461 on: January 10, 2019, 04:55:06 pm »

Mount the cannons on the landship.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #462 on: January 11, 2019, 03:14:38 am »

"OH, YEAH? ♫ BAKED BEANS, BAKED BEANS, THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOUR HEART, BAKED BEANS, BAKED BEANS, THEY MAKE YOU FART...♫"   


SINGING TO MYSELF, REACH INTO BACK SEAT OF CAR AND PULL OUT A LOAF OF BREAD AND A SPOON!
THUS EQUIPPED, BEGIN EATING MY WAY THROUGH THIS DELICIOUS BEANY MOAT! ONCE I REACH THE OTHER SIDE, USE MY ACCUMULATED BEAN-GAS TO BLAST THE BASE'S WALLS OPEN WITH A CATACLYSMIC FART! ALSO, USE SMALLER, CONTROLLED FART BLASTS TO DEFLECT ANY PROJECTILE ATTACKS AIMED MY WAY BY THE EGGPLANT FIENDS AS I APPROACH.    
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #463 on: January 12, 2019, 09:43:21 am »

The ruins of the town have been quarantined.
A large part of Canada is now on fire.
Its raining.
Its November 1 9:30A.m.
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES didn't post for the fifth time but no random action as he's dead.

Use magic to unscrew the boards in the windows
(5) After a bit of work you magic the screws out of all of the boards and you gather up all the screws and boards.

Meditate to gain better control of my powers.

More Dino Actions.
(Meditation = 5) You meditate for a bit and obtain even better control over your powers.
(Mining = 5) It takes a long time but they finally set up a mine and begin bringing out stones.
(Water storage = 4) They finally after a bit of work they come up with several ways to store water.

"NOW I'M REALLY MAD!"

GRAPPLE AND THROW ANGELO/DIABLO OUT IN THE WINDOW!
(Grappling = 4) You grab Angelo/Diablo up from the ground and hold on to him.
(Throwing = 3) And with a mighty thrust you throw him forward, and he bounces off the window and falls to the floor, looks like the window's stronger than it looked.

Keep building the castle, I want this thing to be solid enough to resist a siege!
(5) You keep working on your castle, looks like if you keep at this rate you'll be finished in no time.

Murder the Dolphin.
(1+2 For powers) As you begin to channel your powers the dolphin picks you up, and right as your about to unleash your power onto him, he throws you into the window and you bounce off and land on the floor in a heap.

Nervously peek out from behind the desk.

"Worldstar!..."
(5) You effortlessly peek out from behind the desk and say "Worldstar!...", then duck back down.

Keep eating angry.
(Smelling = 5) It doesn't take long to find even more pieces of ANGRY'S body which you immediately eat.
(Smelling = 4) You find even more pieces of ANGRY to eat.

Wake up, re-commence buildinbg the village
(Waking up = 6) You wake up with a start and slam your head into a tree branch, giving yourself a headache.
(Building = 3) You and the others only manage to finish building the cabin from earlier.

Mount the cannons on the landship.
(4) You and your crew quickly mount the cannons onto the landship with out any problems.

"OH, YEAH? ♫ BAKED BEANS, BAKED BEANS, THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOUR HEART, BAKED BEANS, BAKED BEANS, THEY MAKE YOU FART...♫"   


SINGING TO MYSELF, REACH INTO BACK SEAT OF CAR AND PULL OUT A LOAF OF BREAD AND A SPOON!
THUS EQUIPPED, BEGIN EATING MY WAY THROUGH THIS DELICIOUS BEANY MOAT! ONCE I REACH THE OTHER SIDE, USE MY ACCUMULATED BEAN-GAS TO BLAST THE BASE'S WALLS OPEN WITH A CATACLYSMIC FART! ALSO, USE SMALLER, CONTROLLED FART BLASTS TO DEFLECT ANY PROJECTILE ATTACKS AIMED MY WAY BY THE EGGPLANT FIENDS AS I APPROACH.    

(Finding bread and spoon = 5) You find a convenient loaf of bread and a large spoon in the back seat of the car.
(Eating the bean moat = 4) It takes several minutes but you somehow eat all the baked bean moat.
(Blowing up the wall with fart = 4) Using all of your recently created fart gas you release a massive fart and blow a hole in the giant detergent box.
(Shooting down projectiles with farts = 2) You would shoot down projectiles with little farts but you used up all your fart to get into the building, luckily for you there weren't any projectiles, but it looks like the eggplant men are getting ready to release their herds of angry taxis on you.

Quote from: Doomblade187
Have them build more houses, and teach them about wood working.
(Building = 6-1 For structural stability) The build even more houses.
(Teaching about woodworking = 5) They quickly learn about woodworking before you start yelling at them, its obvious their slightly afraid of you.

Quote from: Ama the werewolf
Wait around for friend to wake up.
(3) You and the others wait even longer but the friend doesn't wake up.

NPC stuff:
Quote from: infantry platoons  X3
Guard the area around the town.
(Guard = 4) They guard the area.
(Guard = 5) They really guard the shit out of the area.
(Guard = 2) They slack off for a bit.

Quote from: Gates of Hell Haunted House - Thirty six stories tall
Its time to go forth and eat the big city!
(1) It just stands there for the entire turn. At this rate this things never gonna get to the city.

Quote from: Yoink's small army of volunteers
Sit around and rest for a bit.
(Sitting around = 3) Somehow they fail to relax.
(Sitting around = 3) They also fail to relax.

Canada stuff:
Quote from: Canadian firefighters x5
Fight the fire?
(Firefighting = 6) One guy dies during the work.
(Firefighting = 1) They get killed trying to put out the burning town.
(Firefighting = 4) They put out some of the fire.
(Firefighting = 4) They also put out some of the fire.
(Firefighting = 3) They put out barely any of the fire.

Quote from: Fire
Does the fire get worse?
(2) It only kind of gets worse.

Quote from: Fire killing people
Do people die in the fire?
(5) A whole bunch of people from that burning town die.

Percent of fire contained: 5%
How bad is the fire: BAD!
Percent of Ontario on fire: 37%

Stats:
Canada population: 37,054,553
Canadian military: 70,626
Canadians killed: 122,273 654

US Population: 325,719,178
US military: 1,842,471
Americans killed: 8,060

Big city Population: 452,539
Displaced people: 7,062

Total killed: 130,333
Total killed in the past: 18
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #464 on: January 12, 2019, 11:00:50 am »

KARATE CHOP A FIRE EXTINGUISHER I CARRY, USING IT AS A MAKESHIFT SMOKE GRENADE!


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