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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #150 on: November 11, 2018, 10:24:14 am »

Well, it's gig time, I guess!
Head out to the gig place and prepare my drums.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #151 on: November 11, 2018, 11:39:45 am »

the outsider summoning these endless tides of nightmares must die. HAVE AT THEM!
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #152 on: November 11, 2018, 12:07:39 pm »

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Location: collapsed ruin of a house, with broken fridge, filled with rats, and no sink, opossums in the bathtub

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Follow CABL to the music thing. Use my phone to watch a "how to play the ukulele" Youtube video.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #153 on: November 11, 2018, 12:57:59 pm »

Join up with the U.S. Army and kill demons along with them.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #154 on: November 11, 2018, 03:40:40 pm »

KILL BOSS ANGRY
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #155 on: November 11, 2018, 08:16:55 pm »

"Oh, for the love of... Looks like things'll get worse before they get better."
He then used the corrupted power of this Halloween, the gore around him, and the madness he hid beneath his mask to summon a flaming Eldrich eyeball to fill Phoenix's place.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #156 on: November 12, 2018, 12:22:29 am »

ARRANGE MY FOLLOWERS INTO FULL-BLOWN RESCUE EFFORT TO EVACUATE AND SAVE MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE
KEEP ALERT FOR THREATS, STAB THE HECK OUT OF ANY DEMON/OTHER ENEMIES I SEE
   
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #157 on: November 12, 2018, 11:22:28 am »

The clock on city hall (one of the only buildings left in town) strikes midnight and begins to chime, symbolizing that there are only a few hours left to have any kind of Halloween fun.
The people of the town are still panicking, some are trying to flee others are hiding in there homes.
The US Army has arrived bringing several infantry Platoons, three light armored vehicles, and one tank, apparently they don't think it'll take much to end this.
An army of demons begins to pour out of the unguarded gates of hell, apparently it took them this long to notice they were open.
Its November 1 12:00A.m.

USE MY GOD-LIKE POWER TO MAKE ME IMMUNE TO OVERSHOOTS!!!! THEN GET EVEN FUCKING BIGGER!!!
(Getting immune to overshoots = 5) Using the god powers you just gained you obtain the ability to never have overshoots, you will never see the number six again.
(Getting bigger = 4) You yet again use your magic to grow even taller, and by the time your finished you are now 16 stories tall, and now tower over everything in the region.

BECOME THE KING OF NIGHTMARES INSTEAD! SPOOK ALL SOLDIERS!
(Becoming king of nightmares = 3) You try to become king of the nightmares, but they don't except you for some reason.
(Spooking all the soldiers = 2) You wander around the ruins of the town and you can't find a single soldier to spook.

Make the Town a True Candyland~!
(3) You try and try as hard as you can, but you can't make it happen for some reason, its not like it'd fix the town, but you do increase the candy snow fall rate somehow.

With my spiders powers climb the God of Halloween and try to find his weak points.
(Climbing the god of Halloween = 3+1 for spider powers) You spend several minutes climbing the giant pumpkin man, you can see everything from up here.
(Finding weak points = 4-1 for it growing larger) As soon as you try to find any kind of weak spot the pumpkin man begins to grow and grow making it impossible to find any kind of weakness.

Well, it's gig time, I guess!
Head out to the gig place and prepare my drums.

(3) You look at the location for the gig and it just says "a house", which could be pretty much anywhere.

the outsider summoning these endless tides of nightmares must die. HAVE AT THEM!
(6) You run out to kill the leader of the nightmares, but you had to fight through the nightmares, you managed to slay dozens of them before getting injured and pushed back and forced to retreat.

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Location: collapsed ruin of a house, with broken fridge, filled with rats, and no sink, opossums in the bathtub

RIP, wonderful house description.

Follow CABL to the music thing. Use my phone to watch a "how to play the ukulele" Youtube video.
(5) You follow CABL around, but he doesn't seem to know where to go, but you do find the video you were looking for and watch it, you now have the Knowledge of how to play the ukulele.

Join up with the U.S. Army and kill demons along with them.
(5) For some reason the army doesn't care about a civilian helping them kill demons, but you and your crew do help kill several demons.

KILL BOSS ANGRY
(3) You spend several minutes clawing at ANGRY'S foot and only manage to produce a scratch so small that he probably doesn't even notice.

"Oh, for the love of... Looks like things'll get worse before they get better."
He then used the corrupted power of this Halloween, the gore around him, and the madness he hid beneath his mask to summon a flaming Eldrich eyeball to fill Phoenix's place.
(3) You use some magic to form the gore into, something, but its not what you wanted its more like a living blob of goo than anything else.

ARRANGE MY FOLLOWERS INTO FULL-BLOWN RESCUE EFFORT TO EVACUATE AND SAVE MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE
KEEP ALERT FOR THREATS, STAB THE HECK OUT OF ANY DEMON/OTHER ENEMIES I SEE
   
(Saving people = 4) You and your team scour the ruble of several buildings and rescue even more people.
(Finding threats = 5) After looking around you don't see any kind of threat to you or your people.

NPC stuff:
Quote from: Outsider leader of the nightmares
Go and finish off the SWAT team and any civilians near by.
(6) You and your nightmares go and try yet again to kill off the SWAT team and yet again you fail, and not only did you fail to kill any of them you got all of your nightmares killed off.

Quote from: Ama the werewolf
Get some thing to eat for every werewolf, and a big motel room.
(Getting food of everyone = 5) You and your werewolf friends go and have a nice late dinner and a truck stop, in your opinion the food was wonderful. 
(Getting big motel room = 4) You go and get a cheap room for the night for you and all your werewolf friends, some of them have to sleep on the floor but its better than sleeping in the hatchbacks.

Quote from: army of demons
Kill as many civilians and army people as possible, eat their corpses, other demons stuff.
(Killing civilians = 4) They go out and kill several civilians that were trapped in some rubble.
(Killing army people = 2) They try to kill several different army units at the same time, and it proves to be a bad idea as they lose a bunch of demons.
(Eating corpses = 3) They successfully eat the corpses and nothing happens.
(Other demon stuff = 2) Whatever demon stuff is they failed to do it.

Quote from: Infantry Platoon 1
Kill some demons.
(4) A bunch of demons try to assault their position but they hold them back, and kill several.

Quote from: Infantry Platoon 2
Kill demons.
(6) They also get assaulted by demons, but they don't hold them back as well and lose several men, but they do manage to kill several demons.

Quote from: Infantry Platoon 3
Evacuate civilians.
(6) As they're helping civilians they get attacked by demons, even though they lose several soldiers they manage to protect the civilians and drive back the demons.

Quote from: Infantry Platoon 4
Defend civilians.
(1) The demons attack and kill every civilian they were defending, but they don't attack any of the soldiers for some reason.

Quote from: Infantry Platoon 5
Kill all demons.
(6) They kill some demons, but suffer several losses.

Quote from: Light armored vehicle 1
Kill the demons.
(4) With the mounted gun on the roof they plow down dozens of demons.

Quote from: Light armored vehicle 2
Shoot any threat.
(2) They drive around not being able to find any threats in their area.

Quote from: Light armored vehicle 3
Kill all demons.
(5) Several demons decide to try to attack the vehicle, but the soldiers kill them all.

Quote from: Tank
Shoot the big pumpkin thing.
(3) Its shot hits the giant, but it does no almost no damage, it only leaves a small black mark.

Quote from: group of priests
Try to get close to the gates of hell without dying again.
(4) Somehow they sneak past all the demons and get pretty much right next to the gate.

Quote from: group of unaligned demons
Go and kill more civilians.
(3) They try to kill some people that were being protected by soldiers, but lost several members to them.

Quote from: State police SWAT unit 1
Keep defending the position.
(5) Despite being outnumbered they hold there own against the onslaught of nightmares and come out on top after killing all of them but their leader.

Quote from: News crew
Keep filming the chaos and report whats going on.
(Filming = 4) The filming goes off with out a hitch and looks really good.
(Reporting = 1) The reporter falls unconscious during the filming but they keep filming anyway.

Quote from: Police near the monster
Try to kill demons this time.
(1) The demons kill them instead.

Quote from: Paramedics, coroner, and some cops
Keep evacuating the area.
(3) Nobody seems to be around the area they're in any more.

Percent demon army left: 90%

Town Population: 10,458
Total killed: 3,223
Total people fled the town: 4,836
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #158 on: November 12, 2018, 11:39:14 am »

*Grabs Enemy Post by his neck with fins in anger* "WHAT HOUSE? WHICH HOUSE? TELL ME... TELL ME THE PRECISE ADDRESS, YOU DIMWIT!"
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #159 on: November 12, 2018, 11:46:33 am »

cast a healing spell on myself, collect some more candy from the slain nightmares, and resume confrontation with the outsider!
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #160 on: November 12, 2018, 12:06:42 pm »

kill the god of halloween shadow of colossus style.

Spider pumpkin army will aid the human army and attack the demons
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #161 on: November 12, 2018, 12:38:23 pm »

"Screw it, I'm going to just wait this out. This is inhospitable."

Convert most of my biomass into spores which will float away and plant themselves all around the town. These will then remain inert for 42 winters, and reactivate in the spring time, absorbing the nearest biomass to grow into a new me.

The rest of me will become a stupid parasite beast which burrows into angry's body, finds it's way to its heart, and explodes violently.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #162 on: November 12, 2018, 02:00:15 pm »

Halloween can't end yet!

Use my ton of candy to turn back Time 6 hours, then make the Town a Candyland.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #163 on: November 12, 2018, 03:48:49 pm »

SHAKE THE VERMIN OFF SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS STYLE!!! THEN DESTROY THE ARMY!!!
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Re: Minimalist Halloween Thing
« Reply #164 on: November 12, 2018, 04:54:54 pm »

Carve a ritual circle in the path of the army while invisible.  Use it to turn the army into more demons.
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