Name: Jebediah Kerman
Gender: (M)/F
Current Active Mission(s):Make A Spell
Inventory:
Select 3 items from the list below:
(pencil)
(wizard hat)
(matches)
Almost done! Now, just need to CHANNEL THE POWER WITHIN, AND MAKE THE WAVES BEND TO MY WILL!
or, ya'know, move a cup a bit.
(3) I don't see a cup on your sheet. Your drool increases in volume and flow, however, thoroughly soaking your shirt and puddling at your feet. You have crafted your first spell! You now have unlocked [increase bodily fluid] spell, and whatever research points i said were available for this mission! Our first successful wizard!
See what can be found in the closet and take out water bottle and put on wizard yarn, try to divine the location of the tape out of the water bottle
Name: Beckerman Kermin
Gender: (M)/F
Current Active Mission(s):
Raid office supplies
1 research point
Inventory:
(wizard hat)
(matches)
(bottle of water)
Wizard yarn? I assume you mean your hat? Gonna assume you mean your hat. Alright, let's see, you put on your wizard hat and attempt to divine the location of tape: (5) you think real hard and stare at your water bottle for a minute. You think so hard you fall asleep and fall into a shelf. You bonk your head, then stumble backward as the entire contents of the shelf fall on you, spilling you and the stuff into the hallway. You find a couple different kinds of tape in the pile! Gain one research point and tape.
Discover water using the water bottle.
Name: Glowman Kerman
Gender: M
Research Points: 2
Inventory: Short Ladder
Current Active Missions: ?
Inventory:
wizard hat
matches
bottle of water
Completed Missions:
Registration/Next of Kin
Find Jebediah Kerman
You consume your water and one research point and have now unlocked the element [water]! You now have [empty bottle]
Name: Karmen Kerman
Gender: M/(F)
Current Active Mission(s): File these Notices to Next of Kin.
Inventory:
(rock)
(wizard hat)
(map of the academy)
(bottle of water)
Find a Kerbal and mug it for research points.
(2) you chase a few kerbals around, waving your rock and screaming. You don't get any research points, but you certainly present a fine image as Kerbal wizard. You gain one reputation point. No, I don't know what they are for either, don't ask. Or do. Whatever, i'm not the boss of you.
SECOND VERSE, SAME AS THE FIRST! JUST A WHOLE LOT LOUDER AND A WHOLE LOT WORSE!
(3) you join Karmen up there in running around screaming at Kerbals and scooping up whatever they drop when they run. I have no idea what you have at this point, but you toss it in your hallway stash all the same, just in time for some nut to set it all on fire.
Try and create fire with the matches.
Name: Jimmy-Joe-Jackson Kerman
Gender: M
Current Active Mission: Make a spell.
2 research points
Inventory:
rock
pencil
matches
Duct Tape (Gently Used)
cards (mixed deck)
(6) you set fire to the hallway loot pile! You consume one research point and gain [fire]. You learn the level 1 Kerbal spell [arson]!
You burn down half the dormitory. You consume your matches. You have become a real Kerbal wizard today.
Name: JebbilvalentbilljebbillbobBillMcTaalikjeb Bill-Kerman
Gender: Do Kerbals have these? He/him in any case
Current Active Mission(s):Act like you belong
Research Points:
Inventory:
Select 3 items from the list below:
rock
pencil
bathrobe
Spell components unlocked:
Wander into the assembly room. Pretend like I didn't just do that. Nope. Been here all along. dootdeedoo
(2) you wander around campus and end up in the empty parking lot. You casually stand in the middle of a bare patch of concrete and act normal, idly picking your nose and staring at the plume of smoke coming from the dorms.
Ask sack Kerbal what their name is and what they needed to go here for.
Then go to the dormitories (or wherever else the kitchens are located) and try to procure myself either a bottle of water or a can of baked beans.
Name:Billy-Bob Kerman
Gender: (M)/F
Current Active Mission(s):
1. Aquisitions: you are to go out and scaveng- I mean 'requisition' further Wizarding supplies.
Inventory:
Select 3 items from the list below:
piece of paper
pencil
wizard hat
Research points: 2
(1) you go to ask Sack Kerbal what his name is, but he has already walked off. You head back to the dorms only to discover a crowd around them pointing and oohing and aahing at the fire.
New missions available:
put out the dorm fire!
find a familiar!
locate the alchemy lab!
gather 'research' from casting a spell!
gain a spellbook to store your spells and research in!
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Topic: Kerbal Wizard Acadamy (Read 24761 times)