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Author Topic: ROLL TO GET SWOLE  (Read 5611 times)

Devastator

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Re: ROLL TO GET SWOLE
« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2018, 11:19:29 pm »

Seek out Pokémon trainer.
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NRDL

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Re: ROLL TO GET SWOLE
« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2018, 11:22:17 pm »

OTHER: Keep doing the same lifting and picking up exercises, cause that's actually the same thing as deadlifting just with uneven equipment. Don't do it till failure.
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Re: ROLL TO GET SWOLE
« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2018, 11:22:53 pm »

What the fuck is my turn that’s not what calisthenics is lol?

>SEEK OUT MMA WORLD CHAMPION TEACHER
I think I meant to specify it was a calisthenics forum, lol
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Coolrune206

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Re: ROLL TO GET SWOLE
« Reply #18 on: September 26, 2018, 11:59:52 pm »

LEARN HOW TO MAKE A FIST WITH MY FOOT
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Re: ROLL TO GET SWOLE
« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2018, 02:44:34 am »

Seek out Pokémon trainer.
Shit, wish I'd thought of this.


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Re: ROLL TO GET SWOLE
« Reply #20 on: September 27, 2018, 03:44:31 am »

> LEARN HOW TO DESTROY CARS WITH MY FISTS!
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Re: ROLL TO GET SWOLE
« Reply #21 on: September 27, 2018, 04:52:31 am »

STRENGTHEN MY ARMS VIA ONLY USING THEM TO MOVE EVERYWHERE.
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Re: ROLL TO GET SWOLE
« Reply #22 on: September 27, 2018, 07:56:08 am »

Pump up my moose muscles.
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Re: ROLL TO GET SWOLE
« Reply #23 on: September 27, 2018, 09:47:09 am »

GO STEAL AND TAKE SHREYA'S SUPPLEMENTS
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Re: ROLL TO GET SWOLE
« Reply #24 on: September 27, 2018, 09:51:55 am »

LEARN HOW TO LIFT A CAR WITH MY BARE HANDS!!!
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Re: ROLL TO GET SWOLE
« Reply #25 on: September 27, 2018, 10:14:28 am »

"ACCIDENTALLY" SQUAT-LUNGE MY WAY THROUGH SHOP WINDOW, TIGHTENING THE HECK OUT OF GLUTES IN PROCESS

THEN SQUEEZE OPEN A CAN OF SPINACH WITH ONE HAND, SQUIRTING ITS GREEN LEAFY GOODNESS DIRECTLY INTO MY MOUTH
KIND OF LIKE POP-EYE COME TO THINK OF IT
   
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Re: ROLL TO GET SWOLE
« Reply #26 on: September 27, 2018, 12:28:29 pm »

GREAT WE GOT PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS/SUPPLEMENTS

NOW SEEK OUT RUSSIAN OLYMPIC TEAM TRAINER
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Re: ROLL TO GET SWOLE
« Reply #27 on: September 27, 2018, 05:55:56 pm »

LEARN HOW TO PUNCH PEOPLE SO HARD THEY EXPLODE
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Re: ROLL TO GET SWOLE
« Reply #28 on: September 27, 2018, 07:05:33 pm »

Watching this one
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Re: ROLL TO GET SWOLE
« Reply #29 on: September 29, 2018, 08:17:36 pm »

Me too
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