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[Glass]

(bismuth) [1d6+skill bonus+1 = 1+1+1 = 3] Bismuth does not appear to conduct magic, explaining why a short circuit didn’t form.

No...no, I said a bismuth-plated silver wire, not a bismuth wire... try again. Or are you just confirming my expectations and hopes? In which case don't.
This was moderately ambiguous and I'm a large quantity of confusion.

Also what the fuck, scry for things that could be done to fix this and also for things in the local area that are a net positive rather than the entirety of the negative that is "being overrun by mutants or some crap like that".

Considering that I just learned about this stuff I suspect I should get out of my lab more, except I'm worried I may get eaten.

Also I just realized that I'm playing a game about scientists and a game about wizards and my character in the scientist game is doing better as a wizard than the character in the wizards game is.

[NRDL]

Continue to try and make more money off my narrow use AI, this time be sure not to sell it to government authorities.

[The_Two_Eternities]

(bismuth) [1d6+skill bonus+1 = 1+1+1 = 3] Bismuth does not appear to conduct magic, explaining why a short circuit didn’t form.

No...no, I said a bismuth-plated silver wire, not a bismuth wire... try again. Or are you just confirming my expectations and hopes? In which case don't.
This was moderately ambiguous and I'm a large quantity of confusion.

Also what the fuck, scry for things that could be done to fix this and also for things in the local area that are a net positive rather than the entirety of the negative that is "being overrun by mutants or some crap like that".

Considering that I just learned about this stuff I suspect I should get out of my lab more, except I'm worried I may get eaten.

Also I just realized that I'm playing a game about scientists and a game about wizards and my character in the scientist game is doing better as a wizard than the character in the wizards game is.

Paragraph 1: The silver wire was prevented from making contact with the other silver wire by the bismuth plating. Sorry if that was unclear.

Paragraph 2: "Why yes, the whole city is being overrun by mutants! How did you know?" /joke

Paragraph 3: I mean, if anything this should make you want to stay in your lab more, considering that you don't have anything capable of being used on the go yet.

Paragraph 4: Probably because I am generous with roll bonuses. Is it Wizard Kingdom RTD?

[MonkeyMarkMario]

Lets hire a lawyer to help the FBI with their court ruling. Also, begin group precognition to determine the biggest threat to our future as a species.

I will kill you if you keep giving the FBI more bonuses.

[Dustan Hache]

Lets hire a lawyer to help the FBI with their court ruling. Also, begin group precognition to determine the biggest threat to our future as a species.

I will kill you if you keep giving the FBI more bonuses.

Fight the law, and the law wins. Unless you somehow create the payday gang and become mastermind to a online criminal organization.

[MonkeyMarkMario]

Lets hire a lawyer to help the FBI with their court ruling. Also, begin group precognition to determine the biggest threat to our future as a species.

I will kill you if you keep giving the FBI more bonuses.

Fight the law, and the law wins. Unless you somehow create the payday gang and become mastermind to a online criminal organization.

Going to laugh when you get busted for some reason by the FBI.

[Rockeater]

Design an automatically constructed living modules for outer space live
Considering the fuel making process need human supervison, I'll need to house those human

[King Zultan]

Bob will go and buy a used RV and a trailer that Bob's car can go on.

[ziizo]

start the creation of a geodude

[TricMagic]

You know, this is all very silly. That and my nanotech is beyond compare, apparently.

[magmaholic]

why,it is like cheating actually,people being actually able to forsee negative outcomes for them because they read the thread intently.

Also why does a +1 function as a +1 sometimes? Looks unfair and unbalanced as all hell when you roll a 5 or 6. It actually increases fail rate... or does it? i mean,you can roll 2,3 or 4 instead so it is all dandy. Or not. All it does is shuffle numbers around a bit so it LOOKS like a bonus or a negative,while actually not being one. Bonuses actually wont do a thing lol.

[TricMagic]

You do know I created a machine that boosts my brain to max right? Why would I overshoot something?

[magmaholic]

Because +1 adds one to your roll,game logic be damned. It at least removes critical failure. It adds an ULTRA CRITICAL success though (7) 6 by itself is bad enough.
I take it back,the game is well balanced.

[Shadowclaw777]

Refine the omega-serum with more refined mercury so it doesn’t lethally poisoned the user when injecting it into your blood stream and developing protective pathogens that resist the side-effects of the serum. While the tiger-iguanas assault SWAT positions and take  back their equipment and dead human personnel.

[sprinkled chariot]

Shi Guroth Azatoth Kalima !

Ignite unfaithful with sick green eldritch flames