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[dolores]

roseheart doesn't have a vote
If nobody else votes it's NL
Also at least one of my teamates is still active

[RoseHeart]

Thank you, KitRougard.

[KitRougard]

ATTENTION REMAINING TOWNIE.
VOTE NOW.
WE STILL HAVE A SLIVER OF A CHANCE.

[RoseHeart]

coward.

[dolores]

I might as well cross I guess
KitRougard
Also I can't nightkill you since you're unblockable(?) so we can go with this.

[RoseHeart]

TOWN WE NEED YOUR VOTE.

...

ALSO, KitRougard, are we prepared to make a deal with the third party? Like a coinflip from TricMagic to decide who helps who win in the end?

TricMagic, would you be willing to facilitate a simple coin flip, for this purpose?

[TricMagic]

That would be a no.

[RoseHeart]

... Alright. In it's place we could use the third party's post time. Odd to help town, even to help them. We do it after we eliminate scum.

[KitRougard]

Oh? A 50/50 with the third party?

First, how is this even set up

Second, DEAL ME IN ON THOSE ODDS

[RoseHeart]

Ok, so 3rd Party. If you read this and VOTE for dolores, we will help you to win. If you have some objective that requires us town to lose, we will go to what amounts to a "coin flip". When it becomes the moment of decision, we'll go by your post time. Odd seconds you help us win---even seconds you help us. Simple as that.

But you gotta help us now.

(Also, LAST TOWN DOOD, VOTE FOR DOLORES PLEASE.)

[dolores]

Brah it's 3scum vs. 2town+TP
We can tie up the vote and kill y'all anyway
Chances are the TP is scumsiding anyway since they're not a sk and probably not a cult. If it's a lyncher then tying up the vote is the worst possible outcome for them. If it's a survivor then they've 100% scumsiding.
Even if through some miracle I died today, you nerds are still gonna get killed by the rest of scum.
TP has either already lost, or can choose between definitely losing with town (for a scum win) or probably winning with a scum win.
Day 3 ends in ~12 hours. Kit's used their extension, you're not playing. The game is over.

[RoseHeart]

What do you want dolores? Us to collapse and grovel in defeat? Not happening.

I'm pretty sure your butt hole is clenched just as tight as ours.

So lets all gather round in our mutual desperation, and each prepare our lump if coal for the coming night.

And hey some of us will even wake up with a diamond in the morrow.

[dolores]

Pretty sure it's not.
The only reason I'm still posting is to keep the subforum on life support.
I've won this game because about half the town have been totally inactive.
You're a piece of shit with no regards for the health of the game or meta who thinks they're making some sort of heroic stand even though we're literally in the post game.
You're making some vain effort to troll and it's really a poor effort. I'd call you out on it properly but if I get banned right now the subforum may never recover.
The cringeworthy larping and constant assertion of your own heroism is tiring, but only because I'm trying to keep this piece of shit alive until the game ends so that when someone competent runs a game afterwards, veterans might be fooled into thinking that we can still find players and join up.
You don't even have a stake in this. You can't vote. You've done literally nothing to scumhunt, even as confirmed town. You're now relying on an ability which you have no role in, because kitrougard and myself get the results anyway.
You did literally nothing while the game was alive and now you're just shitposting throughout it's corpse.
Scum are active in the quicktopic. I know I've won. You can't avoid that.

And stop with the fucking red/bold """votes""". You can't vote. You're dead. You lost. There's nothing to be gained from personally antagonizing me. You know I'm scum. There's an inspect result and I claimed it. You're just being annoying for no reason.  You could have contributed at any point in the game before day 3, but now you're doing nothing other than being a cunt. You acted like a cunt when you came in, you refused to play as part of the town, and you continued to do nothing but harass and annoy players with no intention of divining intent or role from any of it while you were dead.
If you join another game of mafia, I expect you to shape up immensely. Or guess what? I'll leave, and probably so will webadict. The game will stagnate and die and nobody will ever play mafia again. Hurray. I know you don't care, but you might want to consider the people who do.

[KitRougard]

*freezes*
*puts down all attachments to this round*
Imma just let y'all figure this out. Seems like there's just a *tiny* bit of tension in the room.

[IcyTea31]

Surprise.

KitRougard