Five people is good to start. Also, don't forget to
Bold your actions.Morning. You bleary eyed brats all blunder off your respective buses and stumble forward into the school courtyard. There are hundreds of students like you mingling here before the first bell rings. If you're a free meal-er, breakfast is being served. Better hurry, before all the apple crisps and chocolate milks are gone. Those who would ratehr, there is time to play some four square or dodgeball or something in the courtyard.
Name: Coldsteel The Hedgeheg
Gender: Male Hedgeheg
Likes: hurtin people, bein badass, motorcycles, nine inch nails (the band), killing, death (the band), punk rock, jinco jeans, skulls, darkness, hot gurls with big boobys who are sluts, ninne inch nails (on finger), earings, purple.
Dislikse: niceness, happiness, levis, kevin robinson from school fuck you kevin stop showin everyone my fuckin deviantart you peace of shit, trent razner, short nails, khaoskid663 (mega ass-mongrel), sunshine, chuck schildinner, life, my dad, football.
Attention span: 10
Energy: 10
GM attention: 15
What a stupid name. your parents must hate you, Coldsteel the 'badass.' Well, at least we have a bully available, to beat up the foriegn kid. Get to it.
Name: Stalin
Gender: Man
Likes: Communism, Soviet Union, Vodka, weapons, tanks, smoking, violence, gulags
Dislikes: Capitalism, money, America, everything that isn't in the Soviet Union
Attention span: 10
Energy: 10
GM Attention Span: 15
The foreign kid, huh. Boy is life in this patriotic U.S. of A. school gonna suuuuuuuuck for you, Mr. I hate the West. Looks like ol' Caldwell up there is already eyeing you for a good ol' fashioned show of American Pride. Your kasha sits as heavily in your stomach as your accent sits in your mouth.
Name:Punching guy the third
Gender: Male
Likes: violance, causing pain, destraction, puppies, the number 3
Dislikes: quiet, cold, strong winds
Attention span: 12
Energy: 20
GM Attention Span: 3
You got it right. 3 words yo. also, 20s on the d20 are autofails as 1s are autosuccesses, so you can move one point from energy if you want. Another bully, huh? You and mister tough guy up there have plenty of targets available, you hooligans. The warden at the gate eyes you suspiciously. Also, your parents must be martial arts fans or simple morons, naming you like that. Even the teachers laugh at you. Even the girl ones. Even the sensitive types. Even the stray dog crouched over by thedumpster is laughing at you.
Name: Chad Despacito
Gender: Male
Likes: The song Despacito, art of Despacito Spiders, telling random people's Amazon Alexas to play Despacito, working out
Dislikes: Jeuse (For being a piece of shit for bullying him and saying despacito sucks, his mortal enemy), people who dislike Despacito, people who dislike typical chad activities, and furries.
Attention span: 9
Energy: 14
GM Attention Span: 12
Dislikes furries, eh? A good start. I don't know anything abotu that song, but music nerds like you are dime a dozen, 'Chad.' Ugh, I don't even have to make fun of your name. It makes fun of itself.
Name: Norman Hugman
Gender: Male
Likes: Dancing, running, jumping.
Dislikes:Staying still, violence.
Attention span: 15
Energy: 15
GM Attention Span:5
Norman here, right out of West Side Story or some other fifties piece of pop culture, pops his collar, hunches his shoulder, and twists his Jerry curl. Norman the Boreman. Well, everyone else is running and playing. May as well do that.
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