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[Egan_BW]

Okay! New plan! Leaving "House Best". Founding the Wizard Gang "FUCK OFF". Anyone who is tired of House bullshit or bullshit of any kind can join!

Rules of Gang FUCK OFF:

• No casting magic on other members of FUCK OFF without permission!
• Minimize damage to our infrastructure!
• If we need to make a decision, we vote on it. Each person can vote for multiple options and ties are broken by RNG!
• NO DAGON

This is the full extent of the rules!

Tell my pet to go and tell the local crow population to go and murder that pack of jackals. Inspire her to do so very stylishly and persuasively using fashion! Also any bird who helps out saving the farmers can have a treat-

Figure out who does the cooking around here, I'm going to need to coerce them into making some tasty biscuits to feed to birds. Birds love biscuits.

[Coolrune206]

This was inevitable, wasn't it.

[Tiruin]

Sine the situation has changed, please repost your actions, even if you're still doing the same thing.

Glow Magic: Distract or shoo away (or injure) jackals D:
IF Jackals are dispersed or otherwise not a threat, Life magic to heal everyone involved--prioritizing hurt peasants!

Protection Magic: Defend self, Elen, and presumably any other person in dire danger.
Spend 1 action to transfer that shield formula I've developed. (Metaknowledge in play, I'm just developing it to say "I actually have something to use as a common thing" rather than having a transferable shield everytime, since its a dedicated action anyway :p)

Probably ask people to think about changing our house name, but I'm ok with Nightmare ._.

Spoiler: Akari Elleison; House Nightmare (click to show/hide)

Akari Elleison (Tiruin)
11/11 HP
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+5 Protection (0/5)
+3 Life Magic (1/3)
+3 Glow Magic (1/3)
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Traveling Scholar's Outfit
Heirloom Amulet: Translucent orb on a chain, handy for refracting and focusing light.
Eye of Shadow: This shadowy black sphere has indistinct edges, and feels soft to the touch. A green light sometimes appears, shifts across the surface, and then disappears, but you can't tell what it is or does.

[piecewise]

Spoiler: That which is Necessary (click to show/hide)

Name: VonNost
Description: A man with a white lab coat and circular glasses.
Primary Skill: Transmogrification
Secondary Skills: Flesh, Vitamancy
Precious Item: An inexhaustible and indestructible syringe full of powerful anesthetic. It is always hungry for the throats of the unaware. 
Backstory: This world is dangerous. Mankind is threatened. Changes must be made.

Location:
-Southern Duchies. Soggy and fertile, they were once a combination of noxious swamp and fertile farmland. They are now stalked by magical beasts and renegade constructs.
Size:
-Small. The village was never much to look at, and now it needs your help.
Situation:
-Isolated. The village is wedged atop a mountain, behind a thick forest, or otherwise placed in a defensible but cramped spot.
Terrible Secret:
The citizens have been interbreeding with the magical beasts of the swamp. They have grown ugly and strange, but resilient.

Run on down to the place where the tasty jackals are.

3 Flesh to burst hearts, 5 Transmogrification to mutate to uselessness.

3 vitamancy to heal peasants.

[Caellath]

"Things can never ever work out between the peasantry and hungry jackals. Maybe some diplomacy would be in order if the jackals did not find the peasants so delicious."

1 Necromancy: Spit the evil spirit essence out.
+1: Refine it into a weapon of sorts.
+1: Fire the evil essence gun at the jackals.

Mace: Smack jackals, absorb their hp via mini-succ.

[Hotfire90]

"I'm still innocent, it's all Jeffrey's fault!"

Affirm my innocence, and blame Jeffrey.

Use necromancy passion to drain the life force of the jackals.

[Sheyra]

Anna pulls herself to her feet, expressionless as she examined the situation. Her own body was probably about to give out on her, but with the villagers in danger, she couldn't exactly afford to waste anymore time worrying about herself for the moment.

With that thought in mind, Anna grips her hammer tightly and begins to run towards the jackal attack, EMPOWERING her arms and legs with VITAMANCY to help her speed up and to make a rather powerful, flashy entrance (and help her land without breaking her legs), assuming it all worked. She'd leap off the nearest elevation, activating the rocket in the GRAVITY HAMMER - "Gravittty... - to help propel her into the air, powering it up with her DESTRUCTION magic before shifting it to launch her towards the jackals and SLAM it into the jackals and the ground they were standing on. - "...Hammerrrrr!!"

Once on the ground, she'd lift an arm towards the villagers and chant a PROTECTION spell (using 1 PROTECTION PASSION) to keep them safe. "Mana, keep safe those I wish to protect! Barrier!"

Hopefully this life crash thing wouldn't be too bad...

[Coolrune206]

"I'm still innocent, it's all Jeffrey's fault!"

Affirm my innocence, and blame Jeffrey.

Use necromancy passion to drain the life force of the jackals.

"You uhhh... Are blaming me without evidence! But luckily for you, I don't have evidence you did it either! Therefore, let's just say that this was nobody's fault, okay?"

[Hotfire90]

"You uhhh... Are blaming me without evidence! But luckily for you, I don't have evidence you did it either! Therefore, let's just say that this was nobody's fault, okay?"

"It has to be someone's fault, that someone might as well be you."

[Coolrune206]

"It has to be someone's fault, that someone might as well be you."

"That's hardly fair! If that's your logic, then you should be the heroic one and assume the blame. Don't just push it on me! I might be the nicest person around, but I'll not stand for your chicanery!"

[Hotfire90]

"It has to be someone's fault, that someone might as well be you."

"That's hardly fair! If that's your logic, then you should be the heroic one and assume the blame. Don't just push it on me! I might be the nicest person around, but I'll not stand for your chicanery!"

"Well I know I didn't do it, just ask my patients, they can testify that I was busy healing them. So why should I own up to something I didn't do? That's hardly heroic."

[MCreeper]

[6] Your dort fort golort rises with a thunderous moan, shambling all the way over to the abomination.

[5] Despite it's awkward and excessive motions, it peels the corpse up enough to pluck Auntie from her unsightly nook.

Oh, thanks.


First, use my freshly aquired diplomacy passion to try to convince peasants that i'm not a tyrant, respect their rights and don't want to seize control over them in particular or village in general.

Second, enchant the sword blade more. ((thinking this trough..))

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

3 ench passion to make it absorb malacious magic around it (at least the one that can be reasonably absorbed - fireballs, lighting bolts, shadow blasts, the likes ). Not too far around, and preferrably not trough my back.
2 ench to make it able to safely contain more.
1 ench to make it release it in addition\instead of current pure magic.
1 ench for failsafe, if necessary, so it will not absorb too much and explode in my face, or something.
In hindsight...
1 ench to make it not absorb more than one type at once?
If passion effect should be additional if possible, swap first and second part. 

((Carnage partially failed to ensue, but i still want to do this.))

[randomgenericusername]

In that case, try to impress the peasants by blessing them with the gift of Dagon and doing random miracles with his power. Teach them about Dagon Worship.

Still try to apply Dagon Magic Summoningnto get rid of the crow stuck on my corpse.

[MCreeper]

Teach them about Dragon Worship.

[5] They now worship dragons and don't want to hear anything about Dagon. 

[randomgenericusername]

((I wouldn't make so many typos if I didn't have to post from my phone. Fixed.))