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[PaPaj]

alright fuck this, ditch the car i can make a new one later and go to the store on foot

[FallacyofUrist]

alright fuck this, ditch the car i can make a new one later and go to the store on foot

(6)
you activate your car's self-destruct, get out, and walk away.
a second later the explosion rips through all the other cars around it.
... you may be wanted for murder now.

(4)
you get to work on getting to the store on foot. halfway there, you get sweaty.

[PaPaj]

take a short rest and then keep going to the store to get the coffee

[The_Two_Eternities]

try to make a fear of clowns painting, using the lessons i learned from the fear painting.

[Leodanny]

hi
name: bob
species: human. humans technically count as animals  platypus-man
description: sometimes you like bob, other times you don’t like him, but he still wins game
class: abomination
gender: male

[FallacyofUrist]

try to make a fear of clowns painting, using the lessons i learned from the fear painting.

(5)
combining your knowledge you make a painting that makes people afraid of clowns! +1 xp!

Spoiler: tilda (click to show/hide)

name: tilda
level: two
hp: 8/8
mp: 3/3
xp: 2/6

traits:
moose strength: 50% of +1 to pure strength rolls or pure resistance rolls, also start with bonus hp
high memetic resistance: resist memes! +1 to resisting memes.

abilities:
paint meme: you can paint memetic paintings with memetic effects.

assets:
orange spiral anti-memory painting
weak fear painting
fear of clowns painting
something you've forgotten about
basic paints kit

take a short rest and then keep going to the store to get the coffee

(1)
you lie down and take a rest. then a car drives right over you.

(5)
thankfully it only hit your left foot. unfortunately your left foot was still run over by a car. -1 hp.

hi
name: bob
species: human. humans technically count as animals a banana man
description: sometimes you like bob, other times you don’t like him, but he still wins game
class: banana

unfortunately bananas are not furries. please rephrase.

[Leodanny]

Ookey

[The_Two_Eternities]

drive back to the clown union demonstration.

[FallacyofUrist]

drive back to the clown union demonstration.

(5)
it's an easy trip. you arrive back at the clown union demonstration.

[Leodanny]

Win

[FallacyofUrist]

Win

sadly you are in the waitlist... and you just used a capital letter so nope.

[The_Two_Eternities]

show the clown demonstrators the fear of clowns painting.

[FallacyofUrist]

show the clown demonstrators the fear of clowns painting.

(1)
you get the painting out and while fumbling with it you accidentally give it a nice long stare.
you look up from the painting and oh shoot clowns.

(1)
you grab the wheel of your car, swerve away, and drive back to the safety of your house as fast as possible. you hit a tree along the way.

(4)
ow. at least you're not dead. probably because you're a moose. -3 hp though.

[Egan_BW]

appear and finish off the moose while it's weakened
consume its player slot

[The_Two_Eternities]

check the car, see if it's drivable.