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[The_Two_Eternities]

wait grumpily in traffic for however long it takes.

[Mallos]

continue debate to delay the assembly

[FallacyofUrist]

wait grumpily in traffic for however long it takes.

(1)
and now there's a clown union demonstration blocking the road. fantastic.

just fantastic. makes you want to shove your incomplete fear image in their faces.

continue debate to delay the assembly

(5)
being a porcupine politician, you are an excellent debater. you lead your foes around and around in circles with your words and actually convince a few of them that you're right!

then the assassins hit.

welp.
+1 xp for murderous politicking at least. now to deal with witch corp...

[Mallos]

have a few assassins accompany me to the witch corp headquarters

[PaPaj]

finish the coffee machine

[FallacyofUrist]

have a few assassins accompany me to the witch corp headquarters

(3)
aside from your two bodyguards, the assassins don't accompany you. not in your contract.

finish the coffee machine

(4)
you finish the overly complicated coffee machine. it's not anything super special. yet.
+1 xp for inventing, though.

[The_Two_Eternities]

inspiration strikes! grab my mobile painting kit and see if i can replace the utter black with clown imagery.

[PaPaj]

finally make some coffee and initiate the useless montage that noone asked for of building random shit

[Mallos]

quietly intrude. bribe any guards who notice me. if they don't take the bribe, have my bodyguards deal with them.

[FallacyofUrist]

inspiration strikes! grab my mobile painting kit and see if i can replace the utter black with clown imagery.

(1)
you try to replace the utter black with clown imagery. then you realize that you used up all your paints already. especially the colored ones.

finally make some coffee and initiate the useless montage that noone asked for of building random shit

(2)
you need coffee beans. like dude.

quietly intrude. bribe any guards who notice me. if they don't take the bribe, have my bodyguards deal with them.

(2)
you try to quietly intrude until you realize that the building is closed for the day and throughly locked.

((dem rolls.))

[The_Two_Eternities]

try to drive back to the paint store.

[FallacyofUrist]

try to drive back to the paint store.

(4)
you drive back to your local not utter paint store and buy some basic paints. there you go.

[The_Two_Eternities]

drive back to my house and try to replace the utter black with clown imagery.

[FallacyofUrist]

drive back to my house and try to replace the utter black with clown imagery.

(4)
success! well sorta. it's a scary clown painting with scary memetics, but it'd be a lot stronger with utter black. +1 xp!

[The_Two_Eternities]

start working on an image to cause short-term memory loss.