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[FallacyofUrist]

use my super-sensual whispering to make the summoner release me.

the summoner enters the summoning chamber!

(3)
unfortunately it seems like whispering doesn't help much. maybe you should speak up?

"oh hey i summoned a demon on accident. cool. what kind are you?"

... can he not tell?

[CABL]

"well, i'm the best demon of them all: the one who brings pleasure to my summoners! now, dearie, would you kindly release me? i'll bake you a cake, and then we can have a fun time together."

once summoned, wink at the summoner and jiggle my boobies slightly. (use seduction bonus)

[Mallos]

try to hire someone to "do away" with the lobbyists.

[FallacyofUrist]

(3+1=4)
you look at your target seductively and give him your best "i'm harmless, please let me out i won't mind-control you or anything honest" look. you're obviously a happy funtimes demon not a seductress demon or anything.

he does seem to take the message to heart.

... if not perfectly.

"ooh! do you play video games? and what kind of cake?"

... your summoner is a nerd. you're making headway though. +1 xp!

((on an ooc note, note that while i can work with this concept the forum rules and guidelines are a thing and we should tread carefully.))

try to hire someone to "do away" with the lobbyists.

(6)

easy enough. any seasoned politician has a hit squad of assassins on call. you hire them to eliminate the lobbyists politically and make it look like, you dunno, some sort of demon cult incident.

it works! all the lobbyists are dead or transformed into cute fluffy animals with no ability to communicate with others that they were once lobbyists and not cute fluffy animals. you have a new pet cat on a completely unrelated note.

it's not like there are any real demon cults that could blame you for framing them, right? right?

+1 xp.

[Mallos]

now that that's taken care of, i shouldn't have as much trouble pushing the "return to nature" act. try again.

[FallacyofUrist]

now that that's taken care of, i shouldn't have as much trouble pushing the "return to nature" act. try again.

(5)
you campaign for a law that mandates people take a trip to a local forest and become fur-morphed or plant-spliced.

now that there's no more logging lobbyists, it passes.

(3)
a lot of people don't mind being turned into furries but not everyone does and trouble may be brewing. but hey you leveled up. +2 xp!

choose one:
+3 hp
free law pass ability: one shot, lets you pass any law you want without rolling
debate: you can force people to debate with you as long as they're not holding a weapon

[Mallos]

Choose "Debate". Attempt to ascertain if the trouble brewing is organized enough to have any leaders and who they are.

[Yoink]

LONG-HAIRED AUSTRALIAN
MINIMALIST CRUSADER
PONCHO AND SLIPPERS


>INFILTRATE AND BEGIN CAPITALISING ENTIRETY OF OP!

[FallacyofUrist]

Choose "Debate". Attempt to ascertain if the trouble brewing is organized enough to have any leaders and who they are.

(4)
you stealthily scout out the trouble brewing. as it turns out, the trouble is witch corp, the corporation run by seven hundred-year-old witches. they hate the new law and they're busy brewing... you don't know what yet. freedom of information requests can only take you so far.

warning: caps detected. madness assigned: clown phobia. you are terrified of clowns.

Spoiler: senator donk (click to show/hide)

name: senator donk
level: two
hp: 6/6
mp: 0/0
xp: 0/3

traits:
pointy: people who try to attack you tend to end up poked by your sharp porcupine spikes.
green party power: you champion the green party which grants perks along with druid stalkers.
clown phobia: you are terrified of clowns.

abilities:
lie lie lie: you can lie all you like and only players, inquisitors, doctor mcninja, catgirls, and herobrine can tell. provided you aren't found out.
politics: you can do political stuff easier than normal.
debate: you can force people to debate with you as long as they're not holding a weapon.
run for president: you can run for president once you reach level five. succeeding will get you an evolution to your class.

LONG-HAIRED AUSTRALIAN
MINIMALIST CRUSADER
PONCHO AND SLIPPERS


>INFILTRATE AND BEGIN CAPITALISING ENTIRETY OF OP!

warning: extreme caps detected. rerouting to super hardcore all caps minimalist rtd.

[PaPaj]

name: alfred
species: I dont know
description in haiku: i dont speak japanese
sex: cisgender white male
class: scientist
make random shit untill i make something actually useful

[FallacyofUrist]

name: alfred
species: I dont know
description in haiku: i dont speak japanese
sex: cisgender white male
class: scientist
make random shit untill i make something actually useful

(3)
in a continuation of the generally mediocre luck plaguing this world you try to make something then you realize you don't have coffee. every good scientist needs coffee. also a mirror so you can see what species you are might be nice, but coffee first.

Spoiler: alfred (click to show/hide)

name: alfred
level: one
hp: 5/5
mp: 3/3
xp: 0/3

traits:
mystery furry: you don't know your species yet
scientific method: you're not an idiot

abilities:
madness place: costs mp equal to desired madness level. gain +x to an invention roll where x is the mp you spent. going above and beyond may have consequences.

[Mallos]

pass legislation to ban clowns

[PaPaj]

make a overcomplicated coffee machine

[FallacyofUrist]

pass legislation to ban clowns

(1)
oh no. nope. no no no.
no.
the clown union has teamed up and hired lobbyists. the clown lobbyists have infested the senate. all is lost.
they're working on passing legislation to make clown training mandatory! you must stop them!

make a overcomplicated coffee machine

(2)
you unfortunately are a mad scientist without the parts you need to make things. to the junkyard?

[PaPaj]

why does this have to be so complicated, go to the junkyard and get all the parts that i need